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Mary was so fat!! (lol read this)
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Mary was so fat!! (lol read this) |
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branden726 
since 2000-09-25
Posts 607Bay City, MI 
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Mary was a lil fat lil fat Mary was a lil fat And when she sat down everything went splat. Roses are Red Ashphalt is black, If you dont shut up now, Ill give you a smack! "i just love when you bring your whole crew because its just a bigger piece of cake for me to chew threw" |
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jeremydraul Senior Member
since 2000-08-01
Posts 1118State of Despair |
Uhm. I dont know whether to laugh or run. Comical poetry is kinda cool. This was way off your subject, but thanks for the read... "I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail. -William Faulkner (Noble Prize Speech.) |
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Lakewalker Member Elite
since 2000-08-05
Posts 3289On the streets w/ people |
 Branden, where did you come up with these?  "Disagreements stimulate thought, thought stimulates action, and action stimulates life." --Lakewalker http://www.thehungersite.com |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
um... ye~ah... *cough Nice... We used to hate people, now we just make fun of them. It's more effective that way. --KMFDM |
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the day i tried to live Junior Member
since 2001-02-03
Posts 27the seventh circle |
eh? *blink* i dont get it |
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branden726
since 2000-09-25
Posts 607Bay City, MI |
LoL comical poetry is the best way to get your mind off things. Like these were an assignment in my language arts class we had to write poems from the subjects she gave us and that what i did. "i just love when you bring your whole crew because its just a bigger piece of cake for me to chew threw" |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*throws a brown snow ball at branden* *snickers*.......it wasn't a snow ball.....tee-hee.... *runs away*  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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anonymousfemale Member Elite
since 2000-02-02
Posts 2797Limbo |
Man...lol...get some help. No really, get some help.  ~AF~ "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." Buddha |
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Ina Senior Member
since 2000-10-09
Posts 1236Quebec, Canada |
that was very very scary......lol regina for those who say I'm their friend, u know me not well for if u did u would not stay around anymore to watch me fall away. |
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~sugarpie313~ Member
since 2000-09-14
Posts 375Maine, USA |
LMAO!!!! i don't care what the others say i think this is hilarious. lol reminds me at the beginning of mary had a little lamb... and then all i could picture was this 500 pound girl tryin to run around catchin all the sheep. HAHAHA well anyway... good job. ~Valerie~ *...Remember your roots, my friend they're right down below, because heroes come and heroes go...* - Creed |
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