Teen Poetry #4 |
Executioner's Story 2 |
Dark Omega Junior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 17SC, USA |
Here's the sequel to Executioner's Story... hope you all enjoy the joke! Three men were standing all lined up a plan to escape the first one came up when the executioner yelled, "Ready, AIM!" the first man came up with something lame he began to shiver and shake and yelled loudly, "EARTHQUAKE!" the men with the guns look at the ground but when they looked up he was nowhere to be found the excecutioner shrugged and yelled, "Get ready to blast!" but the second man came up with something at last that prisoner did something out of the norm then pointed up and yelled, "THUNDERSTORM!" the men with the guns looked up the the sky hoping not to get struck by lightning and fry but when they returned their sight to the wall only one of them was left out of them all the third finally came up with a plan and when everyone aimed at the man he wiggled and squirmed and yelled something dire the word that came out of his mouth was "FIRE!" "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Haha i liked this one. I've heard a similar joke, but i liked this anyhow. Very well done. I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. |
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ethel lahootie Member
since 2001-03-06
Posts 143SC, USA |
hahaha i get it...ya know i'm a lil slow...that was funny "ben" (this is how i'm going to write your name ok? ) well i liked it!!! GOOD JOB! clap clap *roaring of the fans* cya tomorrow...for 3 whole hours! ~jo~ |
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CLBinLOVE Member
since 2000-06-04
Posts 147Hilton Head, SC, USA |
well this joke does sound familiar.. but a nice twist to it and a good rhyme scheme hehe nice let the fighting words lie |
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Dark Omega Junior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 17SC, USA |
Again, thanks for all the support. And yeah, I know the joke sounds familiar. All of'em should. I just kinda fixed'em around and made'em into poems so I can slap somethin' up here. Until I can get somethin' else good to rip off, though, it's back to depressing stuff for me. ;-) And I'm lookin' forward to seein' you for three hours, Jobeth, dear... *coughs* Ah.. just what exactly was everyone giggling about every time they looked at me? Do I look THAT funny? "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen |
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Pixie-Babe03 Member
since 2000-08-29
Posts 387Central Maine |
HAHAHA! thsi is great! nice follow-up! -=Love starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR=- |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
YEAH! I love this joke! Hahaha... You poeticized it BRILLIANTLY! It's great to have someone with your ability around here! It's not easy to put something like this to words... The joke is funnier when it has a poem, I'm putting this where it belongs-- my library. ~Allan If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
I always forget to hit the BUTTON! |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
Lol @ Dark Omega.. this is great! I liked it a lot... hehe. Great job. --Marie I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am. |
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Dark Omega Junior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 17SC, USA |
Whoa, Allan, I'm honored. I really am. And I can't seem to thank everyone enough for all the kind words. I suppose I finally found something I'm actually half-way decent at. I'll keep on writin', then! I'll keep seein' y'all around! "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
That was a good one my friend keep sharing "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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