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Dark Omega
Junior Member

since 2001-03-25

Posts 17
SC, USA

0 posted 2001-03-25 08:00 PM

You people are all so serious! You need a good laugh, so here's a poem (that RHYMES) about my science teacher. Well, actually, there's only one line that deals with my science teacher, but that's beside the point..

I was really bored.
I needed somethin' to do.
so I whipped out a bottle
of methylene blue.
The stuff was great--
it was like a blue bleacher,
and who'd I get it from?
My science teacher!
I put it in the wash
to see what would happen
but in the face
I got a good slappin'.
My mom didn't want
her clothes all blue.
So she yelled at me
and called me a 'foo'.
So I ran away
from home that night.
I took the bottle with me.
I could see the light!
Ahead of me was a big blue road
Where a waterfall of
methylene blue freely flowed
I went to that land and never came back
What's wrong with you?
Do you think I smoke crack?

Isabel Galaxia
Senior Member

since 2000-06-18

Posts 733

1 posted 2001-03-25 08:03 PM

You are INSANE Ben, INSANE. And we're not ALL serious ALL the time.... Lol good job. And before anyone else says it, cuz you know they will, welcome to passions.
There, go me

Bel

Dark Omega
Junior Member

since 2001-03-25

Posts 17
SC, USA

2 posted 2001-03-25 08:06 PM

Ah, thank you O great, powerful, sexy Isabel! I feel honored to finally have a reply. Now I'm gonna have two, cuz like.. I'm gonna write one to my own poem.

Ben, that was one of the best poems I have ever read. It ought to be published. You're better than Shakespeare!

*cough* Ahem, yeah, well.. whatever. Oh.. do I need a quote? How's this one:

"My only regret in life is that I wasn't born someone else." -Woody Allen

CLBinLOVE
Member

since 2000-06-04

Posts 147
Hilton Head, SC, USA

3 posted 2001-03-25 08:40 PM

Darn son u crazy foo!
lol but hey good start lol
still funny, really funny
lol
thanks 4 the laugh

let the fighting words lie
let the candle light die
let the sun come up
let the same imply
~EvE 6

Dopey Dope

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Member Patricius

since 2000-08-30

Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico

4 posted 2001-03-25 09:11 PM

Quite the comedian. I liked it.....it did lift things up a bit. Hope to see you post some more of your poems soon.
(check your mail for a special message)

Dopey-Moderator/Passions in Poetry

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

Fading Away

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since 2001-03-14

Posts 3131
Lynchburg, Virginia

5 posted 2001-03-25 09:36 PM

WELCOME TO PASSIONS

I hope you like it here. I know you will

Great poem to start off here... it was very cute! Welcome again.

--Marie

I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am.

Allan Riverwood

Member Elite

since 2001-01-04

Posts 3502
Winnipeg

6 posted 2001-03-25 11:54 PM

How dare you post a humourous poem of this nature, young man?

Haha... we're not serious all the time. Just lately.
Go check out a few of Dopey's poems for a good laugh. Just make sure he meant them to be comedy before you congratulate him on them!
*crowd ooohs*

Welcome to Passions in Poetry. I look forward to reading your more serious work!

~Allan

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort

Child of the Stars

Senior Member

since 2000-09-07

Posts 1658
Ann Arbor, MI

7 posted 2001-03-26 06:36 AM

Fate of a Fat Cow was a nice one by Dope, eh? Haha, this was great. A nice spicer-upper from anomaly's post. Ya got me all smiley again!! Congratulations.

~Carly

"The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake."
- Leonardo da Vinci

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anonymousfemale
Member Elite

since 2000-02-02

Posts 2797
Limbo

8 posted 2001-03-26 09:33 AM

Ben, you are going to be an absolute legend to have around here.

This piece kicked major butt. Very amusing. I am going to enjoy reading your comical writings.

~AF~

Death is delightful. Death is dawn, the waking from a weary night of fevers unto truth and light.
~ Joaquin Miller ~

[This message has been edited by Dopey_Dope (edited 03-26-2001).]

Crash&Burn
Member

since 2001-01-18

Posts 119

9 posted 2001-03-26 04:34 PM

Very interesting, althought we are not all serious, good job posting this it certainly brings a message to some people here, LIGHTEN UP!!! ( I hoped I spelled that right lol) Anyways hope to see more of your work oh and welcome to passions.

I see the darkness coming all is bleak...

Dopey Dope

Moderator

Member Patricius

since 2000-08-30

Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico

10 posted 2001-03-26 04:44 PM

Ok for some reason, and I really don't know why.....Allan is attacking me

Most of my poems aren't to be taken in a comedic tone.....but I do have some.....
- Fate of a Fat cow
- Dirty Deeds of Humankind

but hey, if you'd like some REALLY hilarious stuff just read Allan's life journal. *crowd ooo's* haha i'm jk!!

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

Crash&Burn
Member

since 2001-01-18

Posts 119

11 posted 2001-03-26 05:18 PM

points and laughs at allan jajajaj

I see the darkness coming all is bleak...

CLBinLOVE
Member

since 2000-06-04

Posts 147
Hilton Head, SC, USA

12 posted 2001-03-26 05:24 PM

ya know guys jus cuz the guy wrote a funny poem doesnt give you all the power to b actin all funny n stuff, and stop biccering! lol jk everyone does needa lighten up

let the fighting words lie
let the candle light die
let the sun come up
let the same imply
~EvE 6

Lakewalker
Member Elite

since 2000-08-05

Posts 3289
On the streets w/ people

13 posted 2001-03-26 06:01 PM

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *he lets out a long sigh off relief* I've been sticking to the serious side a little too long, thanks for the friendly reminder to relax

Welcome to passions and great job on your first post. I bet you're gonna get along fine with everyone in here.

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"
"Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it."
BothUnknown

ethel lahootie
Member

since 2001-03-06

Posts 143
SC, USA

14 posted 2001-03-26 06:03 PM

yo dude bel! would this happen to b the "ben" in r spanish class?? the one w/the evil mooohahahahahhah laugh?? wel whether or not it is...stil a quite funny poem "dark omega" i like i like....have fun and enjoy ~jo~

Dark Omega
Junior Member

since 2001-03-25

Posts 17
SC, USA

15 posted 2001-03-26 07:11 PM

Wow, thanks for all the replies everyone. I feel like.. all special and stuff. Muahaha!! *takes a moment to deflate his head*

And Ethel (Jobeth, right?), I don't have an evil 'muahaha' laugh.. ;-) Yeah, it's me. The same Ben who pulls off a 90 in Spanish, which is surprisingly good seeing as how I never turn anything in...

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen

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