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Poor Mistreated Toerag
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Poor Mistreated Toerag |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Let me tell you the story 'bout a guy named Toerag On that tragic and fateful day, Charged a twenty on his Visa and got-a computer, Took a ride on the cyber hi way. He started on Juno, then switched onto Mindspring, But the access was nuthin' but hell, So he sub-scribed to Earthlink and piddled with "M"-Soft, And settled with A-O-L. Now he's travelled thru Cyberspace-at one-helluv a fast pace, Just clickin' with out one fear, Then stumbled into poetry-(a site that is all free) And met a guy named Ball-a-deer. Now Balladeer's like LongJohn, They're both always ridin' on, Poor Toerag and his sweet kind ways... But being such a nice guy, and never ever asking why, Just turns his cheek and walks a-way. Now all you citizens of poetry, Don't ya think it's a scandal, The way Toerag takes all this pain? Write letters to Balladeer And also to LongJohn, To be nice to Toe again! |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
LOL ... the letters are on the way Toerag! This was a wonderful verse, and I'm sure they'll see to it that they respond, for whatever would we do without you three Muskateers to keep us all smiling?  Best wishes, /Kit |
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dgvarner Member Elite
since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552High Springs, Florida |
lol..funny one  hugs, g "i was thinkin' if you were lonely maybe we could leave here and no one would know at least not to where we would think so..." |
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Chanson Senior Member
since 2000-08-19
Posts 1559Up Creek w/Out Paddle |
hehehe! Let the games begin! ...chanson~ Music, tonal clear & pure, Caresses the harshest of curves. ---Song of Gesture |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
Why you'd think they'd be on everyone's post. There's only been more than 3000 topics since this board began. Let's see, that's more than 300 a day, if the 10th is when this one began. Right now I don't recall. I mean, after all, do they have to work for a living or something? Good one Toerag. Funny, unless you mean it. I thought this was going to be a pity party, but it was better than that. Read ya, when I read ya. Virginia |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
And just what do you think will be in those letters. Maybe will get to read them on the forum. You guys never give up. WE'll be looking for some nice sweet comments about you from your two buddies Love ya LIz |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I'll write and I'll fuss Cajole, even cuss - They indeed should be nicer to you! *G* Ya mean they drove you away? Sweetie, they'll rue the day Those meanies made suthern so blue! LOL Hiya, sweet cheeks... (Perhaps ya'd better suck that pouting lower lip in before it gives me ideas. *EG*) It sure is great to see you... I love the poem... and if harassing your playmates can persuade you to stick around and/or visit more often, I'll bombard them with my nonsense!!! LOL Hmmmm... or perhaps this is your master plan to keep me busy so YOU will get some respite from me? LOL. SMOOCH! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Toe...so enjoying your return! BTTT! |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
funny one...love it.Charisma |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
Wow, this is an interesting poem! It made me smile! Oh Toerag, you'll always be treated well here, my friend! Thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Mr.Magoo Member
since 2001-01-20
Posts 104 |
Mr.Toe, More so than any others I enjoy the writings that make me laugh and on that note I`d like to thank you for this one. Good Job. Mr.Magoo |
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Mother_Earth Senior Member
since 2000-11-20
Posts 13701/2 year Texas & 1/2 year Michigan |
Oh, Mister Toerag, How dare they pick on a good old boy like you!! They better shape up! Love your words and keep after them. Hugs, ME |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Mr Toerag my dear you are all alone down here. Deer has gone cruisin' to find some new schoomzin' John's on the fly with dear Lorelei So rag there's just me watch out for Kethry. I ain't gonna rite nice stuff but if yer not perlite I'm gonna print yer tribute, that'll ruin it fer yer. Keth  Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
They must of knew you were back on board. LngJhnAg and Balladeer have gone into hiding. I think the coast is clear so you are welcome to take over. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yassee, now they're shunning me?...I'm so hurt! Okay, I've gotten over it now...thanks to all for the replies..even you Kethry... |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Pah...poor toe indeed... me? I'll side with 'deer always... (you owe me big time 'deer) K[This message has been edited by Severn (edited 01-24-2001).] |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Me and ole' LJA are basking in the sun in Chattanooga these days..50's and 60's here...LJA is learning his books again while I lead the life of luxuary..shame I can't write no poems, cause I've got the time, but he has the talent...LOL...anyways..welcome back Mr.!!! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Um, you thinkin' of the same Toe we know and love? Nice to see your words again! Cor |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Well, Balladeer is back in town - That should lift our Toerag's frown! Long John's got his Lorelei, A lot of work, and a baby's cry! They're new grandparents, you see Hangin' out in Tennessee. Toerag's missing all the news... suthern's just here missing youse. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Toerag, I'm hurt, I'm crushed, I'm even sore that you have evened up the score. with words like "Kethry even you" it's not like my words were untrue there's one more thing before I go I guess, I'm glad that you're back Toe. Kethry Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hey, Keth... at least he noticed your existence! LOL That's a hint, Toe... *G* SMOOCH! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hi ya gang...just a quickie to say howdie...hope ya all are doin' well....will be dropping in when time allows..... |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
If Bill Gates would have known one day That you'd be pushing keys I think he would have begged for mercy Down on bended knees. You're hitchhiking on the cyber-highway Just trying to look dumb But folks don't know that thing you're waving Really ain't your thumb! So you come to our little spot Looking for victims here But you weren't ready for the likes Of good ole Balladeer. Now that you got your tail whooped You look for sympathy But it won't come from LongJohn And you know it won't from me!! We know you for the man you are A crafty, evil soul Who's main goal is to soothe the ladies And then take control. There's only one thing left to say Then I'll be moving on "Welcome back, you ugly thug.. I miss ya when you're gone!!!!" |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTF....TOE, come back again....give it your all... after the fact, LJA's got to roll! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Nothing like singing to the tune of "Beverly Hillbillies" in the morning. ROFL!!! Toe and Deer both good ones! (poetry that is) |
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