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Open Poetry #12

LongJohn The Zookeeper

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2001-03-07 07:50 PM

LongJohn's love for animals,
Is more than just a fetish,
When you talk about it,
His face turns very reddish.

When he was but a young lad,
At age of twenty two,
He had dreams most every night,
To work at Maryland's zoo.

Tigers, lions, snakes or ants,
He loved them all the same,
His favorite was an elephant,
Matilda was her name.

Once before the zoo
Had opened for the day,
LongJohn bathed Matilda,
In his usual way.

He took all of his clothes off,
Was in his "birthday suit"
Matilda looked perplexed at him
Thought he looked very cute

Now LongJohn was just humming,
And soon began to sing
Then Matilda questioned LongJohn;
"Can you breathe through that "thing?"

Mother_Earth
Senior Member

since 2000-11-20

Posts 1370
1/2 year Texas & 1/2 year Michigan

1 posted 2001-03-07 11:37 PM

MR.TOERAG, I just love your way with words. You have so much fun you should bottle it or sell it by the pound! Great. ME

VAS
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-16

Posts 7450
Oregon

2 posted 2001-03-08 12:17 PM

That's the longest "Nantucket" like limerick I've ever read. I certainly kept wondering what was coming...I knew something was.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2001-03-08 10:35 AM

I guess that'll teach LJA to stay dressed on the job or risk a lousy evaluation! LOL. Thanks for the grins, sweets... I enjoyed!

inot2B
Member Elite

since 2000-09-18

Posts 2205
Arkansas

4 posted 2001-03-08 10:50 AM

You have been gone a long while. When you return you seem to have a fixation on mens
private parts. Just where have you been all this time?

Bec
Member

since 2001-02-23

Posts 475
Canberra

5 posted 2001-03-08 05:39 PM

There's nothing more to say than
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bec

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

6 posted 2001-03-08 06:02 PM

OMG! There is a comedian in the house! Fantastic fun, and a simply perfect limerick, can't wait to see what you produce with St. Paddy's Day coming, what will that little rascal be up to in your muse? Great job! Hi! I am new by the way.

~*~A poet is someone who reads more than they write ~*~

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