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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2001-03-06 08:45 PM

Is today your anniversary?
Well from the bottom of your heart,
Show your love how much ya care,
And head out to K-Mart.

Let your honey pick out a card,
One that she'll adore,
Read it then just put it back,
You'll save two bucks or more!

Then ya just wait so patiently,
For a sale to be announced,
Maybe a blue light special!,
On a toaster or wool nightgown.

Then take her out to supper,
(A dinner just for two)
Maybe a Big Mac or Whopper,
It's really just up to you.

Then cruise on thru a graveyard,
Flowers are always nice,
Grab a bottle of Ripple,
It's quite tasty over ice.

Tell her how much ya love her
How you'd do anything for your mate,
Get out of your clothes immediately,
Before the kids awake.

Secret Whisper
Member

since 2001-01-25

Posts 298
Through the Looking Glass

1 posted 2001-03-06 08:50 PM

Very interesting perspective on romance. I really liked the last two lines. Excellent.

"Death marks the beginning, not the end. It is our journey to God." --Billy Graham

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

2 posted 2001-03-06 09:34 PM

ROFL! So typical for ol married folks like me with kids.

You crack me up, glad to have ya back Toe!

snowpants
Member Elite

since 2000-09-16

Posts 2061
KS

3 posted 2001-03-06 09:44 PM

Oh my...you are just too funny! I was cracking up through the whole thing!! I really enjoyed this!!

sp

do I believe we'd be better off apart?
can I see my world without you in it?
baby, not for a single minute...

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

4 posted 2001-03-06 10:35 PM

Well, old Toe - in your case, we need to revamp the bit about the graveyard...

Then go out to a yard of graves,
If you really must,
It's only there you'll find a date,
Who can match your lust.

She may be dead, but that's OK,
At least she won't say "No"
When she finds you're in decay,
And just how low you'll go.

Hey there, Toe - it's just like the good old days, including that lil Suthern Belle who should be showing up to defend you any moment now - lol

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

5 posted 2001-03-07 10:15 AM

Oh you two!! ROFLMAO!!!

Good one LJ!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

6 posted 2001-03-07 04:18 PM

Ah, the romance of it all! LOL. I know LJA is really very appreciative of all the great ideas you've given him, but I hope for her sake that Lor buys a rolling pin during those blue light specials! LOL

inot2B
Member Elite

since 2000-09-18

Posts 2205
Arkansas

7 posted 2001-03-07 04:23 PM

So you're the no-good who taught my husband how to shop for our anniversary. Heck even when it's my birthday he takes me to K-Mart and picks out the most expensive card, lets me read it then puts it back.
STOP GIVING MY HUSBAND ANYMORE IDEAS!!!!!!!

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

8 posted 2001-03-07 07:47 PM

Aha! I knew it was your anniversary when I saw you at McDonald's last week. You had your bowling shirt on!

Good to see ya, dinosaur

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