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LongJohn's Little Sprinkler
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LongJohn's Little Sprinkler |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
It was truly quite an awful sight, It happened late one Saturday night, After a night of drinking, Just an hour before day light. LongJohn really had to pee, But couldn't find his water spout, He'd grown a large spare tire ya see, His belly stuck way out. Lorelei suggested; "Honey please listen to me, I think you need to diet, You're as wide as Tennessee!" Longjohn listened to her plea, But didn't agree with the "diet" He said it wouldn't matter what color "it" was, He still wouldn't be able to find it! He wasn't alone that Saturday night, He was drinking with Balladeer, 'Deer said "John don't be concerned, I haven't seen mine in years!" |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
rofl!!!!!nice to see you back... you're a riot  [This message has been edited by doreen peri (edited 03-06-2001).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thanks Doreen...hope ya been doin well |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LMAO! Been far too long since I've laughed like that! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Well, well, well - it seems P-i-P has an expert in judging the size of things - I wonder if that's what you taught in those college classes, you old rascal!!!! lol |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And if not for your excellence in eavesdropping, those two could keep their secrets! *G* |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Oh, you are bad, Toe! Corinne |
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Mother_Earth Senior Member
since 2000-11-20
Posts 13701/2 year Texas & 1/2 year Michigan |
Mr. Toerag, I have tried to keep those others from saying bad things about you, but with this "little piece" you make my job very difficult! Dad used to say just pull the ribbon. ME |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Shame on you!! This is no way for a gentleman to act!!! Men aren't suppose to make fun of each others SHORT COMINGS! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
But....but....LongJohn and Balladeer's shortcomings are so obvious?......Oh well, I'll write something sweet about both of them in a minute......(and if you believe that I have some used cars to sell you) |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Now how in the world are they so obvious to you, Toe? Been peeking through the hole in the bathroom wall again? You promised to stop......  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
No Bally....Lorelei told me..... |
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