There was a great doctor
mostly of rhymes
His way with words
will remain for all times..

Well if he is a Doctor and is so smart,
Then to me he must explain this one part..

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish"

What does that mean..
was the one fish red
and the two fish blue..
when i read this i don't know what to do!

Did the fish red
pee his bed
and is that why one fish was blue?
I personally don't have a clue..

Was there two fish or four..
Or was there less or more..
Was there one who was multicolored
or one with two heads??
The answer to that i do dread!

Was the blue fish sad
and the red one mad?
Was fish one green and fish two plaid?

Were the bowl's colors the same,
were the fish even tame?
Do you know how to count,
can you see past the end of your snout?

Now doctor please answer that...

Oh! and also about that cat in a hat....

~I felt like just writing something i could laugh at for a change~