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Don't Date A Doctor! (This is supposed to be funny, not to cause offence) |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England 
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Don't Date A Doctor Don't date a doctor, don't you even think about it twice Because I know some things about them and they're not so nice You'd think that they are taught to be caring and very kind But hey you have no idea what tricks they will have in mind If he meets you and mentions he thinks you may have the 'flu He's not being concerned. Oh no! He wants to play doctor with you If on your first date he suggests you both having wine and a chat You can guess that he wants you to lay down just like that If he brings you flowers, a romantic gesture you might well think So guess where he got them? Uhuh that's right from a patients sink Likewise those chocolates, a very sweet and tender thought But you know that those chocs he won't have gone out and bought Oh! Don't date a doctor, they are as treacherous as they can be They seem to have absolutely no morals, please will you listen to me If you date a doctor, he'll do exactly as he's sworn he'll do Don't imagine for one moment that he will be forever true It doesn't seem to be in their natures to act with proper respect And they collect nurses trophies as if they needed a matching set They seem to go through the nurses like an awful plague of sorts They're as bad as sailors are with a girl in their many ports Why our nurses don't have the sense to follow their simple plot They all know someone who has been left in a very tricky spot Even though these girls know exactly just what is in store When they tumble, it's not just their hearts that are so sore Now don't date a doctor! This is a gentle word of excellant advice For dating a doctor you'll end up paying a very expensive price Datind a doctor it'll certainly lead you into a land of woe I've seem them next morning giving a nurse the brush off just so They have no idea of the pain they leave behind them in their wake So take my advice don't date them, for you and your hearts sake Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Aw Marsha not even a real pretty woman doctor ....c'mon I ain't havin no fun with that please tell me a woman doctor would be alright.....please...I'll give them all back to you.....I do like nurses though and I do know that they do the majority of the work, but where would we be without doctors we need them.......love ya Marsha but you're gonna take heck for this poem you watch...but we'll all still love ya....ethome |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Marsha~ I couldn't agree more, they are wicked. -SEA |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Ethome, I had to write this one, there's been three nurses in here today telling us about their troubles. Three that's unheard of, and the new docs have only just started. We haven't got one single woman doc here. Well we have but they're consultants and as old as the hills. So I had to write it, I know I'm going to get hell for it, but..... I'll be good after today I promise. No more poems about my sisters or doctors I promise. Take care Mushy  Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LOL at you....I think we deserve a little more "hands on" care.... Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound. KRJ |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Circe love, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there, and now there's just been another nurse in here. (I wonder if they;ve all been conned by the same one, no doubt we'll know before anyone else does.) They come in here for tea and sympathy, and becuase we have the good poetry, they'd go to the porters but they don't provide tea or anything else. Those OSCAR's are so slack, they tell me they're working, yes of course they are.  Glad you liked it love, I hope it made you smile. Mushy  Kari, you like? Hands on? are you sure love this new lot look like they've only been out of nappies about a month. Hush my mouth! Oh well I'll get back to the grindstone. So much for my break. (Well sort of break )Take care MM Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Lots of truth in your writing..Oh yes Marsha I have dated Doctors daughters and Doctors ex's and they indeed have some sad stories to tell of their dear Dr's wandering eyes...but I will not pick on Dr's today I will just say that Doctors are special gifts from God...James |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Mushy, well at least they've cultivated their "bed- snide" manner. lol at this. Loved it. Write on Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
James, so will I love, it's not their professional conduct I'm talking about. Well I'm pleased you like it. It is supposed to be humerous, really. Kethry, I knew you'd see the humour in this. and I'm glad you liked it too. Take care Slushy Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Ethome, there's a girl who works in the Pharmacy, now she might do for you. She wears the white coat, she has that a lousy bedside manner, and she might almost be a doctor.  So she might do? And there's another one that is a Physio, (very healthy, keen on a clean mind in a clean body!) wouldn't you fancy some physiotherapy. But as for women docs not a one. But I'll keep my eyes open.Take care Mushy < !signature-->Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning [This message has been edited by Marsha (edited 11-22-2000).] |
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