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I'm in a LOUSY Mood!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm in a LOUSY Mood!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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I'm in a lousy mood today Not one darned thing has gone my way So just forgive me while I brood I'm REALLY in a lousy mood! I'm grumpy and I'm feeling old The wind outside is too damned cold I'm feeling like a picked-on dude I'm REALLY in a lousy mood! If one says "How are you today?" I answer, "LOUSY! That ok?" Don't care if I come off as rude.. I'm REALLY in a lousy mood! We have rights to have bad days, too I have them sometimes - how 'bout you? My finger motions may be lewd I'm REALLY in a lousy mood! Pedestrians aren't safe today If their path takes them in my way Jehovah's Witnesses - BEWARE! If I hear knocks and you are there. I never should have left my bed With this black cloud above my head So please forgive my attitude I'm REALLY in a lousy mood!!! |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
Gee, I'd never know Big B! But, on second read, you do see a bit "off color" there. Enjoyed this and the chuckles it brought. Hope you wake up IN A BETTER MOOD!!! jwesley |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
pedestrians and jehovahs witnesses... ROFL!!! a man after my own heart...... god bless you!!! *whew*... i can't stop laughing... i'm sorry you're in a bad mood... anything i can do to help? *sigh*.... good god, michael... funny poem, here!  |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
Jehovah's Witnesses - BEWARE! If I hear knocks and you are there. i always tell them i dont talk about sex politics or religion and they leave ha.. CHEER UP ~V~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I understand now why you hated my poem (the one without class?)....ok..I forgive you. You can be in a lousy mood once in awhile. Hope tomorrow is better!  |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
oh, i have been there before...and if im still in a teeny weeny mood to kid around, i will say "forgive me, i am having a period now".... hugs  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... you have no idea how much I needed this one tonight Michael ... you're great medicine ... can I say "I wish I'd written that?"! Have a look at the time, and you'll know that I'm being honest, LOL. Now ... 'bout those visitors at the door. German Shepherds are a wonderful deterant, LOL ... just ask the last "salesman" that knocked on my door for the 15th and final time ... (I was nice 14 times anyway) Best wishes and g'night, /Kit [This message has been edited by Kit McCallum (edited 01-06-2001).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL..Marge..where did you get that picture of 'deer when he was young? LOL |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Something to cheer you up..........I heard LJA was having problems with his handling of the rising tide in his quarters. Now if that don't cheer you up then I don't know what will. Hang in there. |
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KokoStewartKoomoa Senior Member
since 2000-12-04
Posts 580Waikiki, Hawaii |
tee hee...well i like how youhadle it...I will stay out of the street then. aloha! enjoyed this...wanna share my kavakava tea? hehehehe Passion,imagination and intellect running together... Poetry in motion~~~ Aloha with warmest regards, Koko |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
hush you baby doncha cry... mama here to make you sigh in wistful dream of silent sleep hush you baby doncha weep... ---more from serenity's blues |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Well CHEER UP ANYWAY! Oh I know, that kind of ticks a guy off even more when someone is acting so cheery and you feel like you have every right to be down......Hey Balladeer remember all the girls need to be flirted with...like, I'd hate to see you lose that job, it's extremely important.....ethome |
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Beverley Member
since 2000-07-09
Posts 97England |
This brought the best laugh I've had in a long long while I really do like this one |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Yes, we all feel this way from time to time. DO what I do when I feel this way, find a sanctuary and settle in. "Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Braveheart Kathleen |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
you think YOU are in a lousy mood? I've got a dog with fleas! you think YOU are in a rotten way? I've got slush and muck up to my knees! you think YOU have got it bad? and we've some sympathy for your sad? oh you poor, poor little lad... I've got a dog with fleas! |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
Awe baby...I know whats wrong with you ... you're out of Spam...arent ya? We will just have to fix you up with A grilled "SLT"... on a sourpuss ...ERRR I MEAN Sourdough roll  LOLwould ya like a side of pickles and onions with your tantrum only you could go thru the terrible twos poetically and it be funny... you so cute when ya stomp your feet and kick like that...  later-woke up on the wrong side of the bed-gator jm Am I loved by my words Will my vows weather the tide Bended knees can forsee all the rhythms of life And a heart can be held without pride ~Vante |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Hey, Mike - is that "lousy" or "lousie" I get so confused - lol |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
 SMOOCHES |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Deer we've all had those days, and you've described them perfectly! Especially those lewd finger gestures LOL!! Hope it gets better for ya ((((((HUGS)))))) <*\\\>< I know not what the future holds, but I know Who holds the future. I don't question YOUR existance - GOD |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
In the words of Van Morrison, "my mother told me there would be days like this" and damn she was right. Enjoyed this one and can well relate. There's a feeling of contentment Now that you are here I feel satisfied I belong inside Your velvet heaven" Depeche mode |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Oh yes, you are in good company today!!!! And it's ok to have a bad day, 'cause otherwise we wouldn't have anything to compare the good days to!! Loved this one!! < !signature--> Write on! -<--<--{(@ [This message has been edited by Sunny1 (edited 01-06-2001).] |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
oh my....may I ...  .thank you..I haven't seen you ever this way..so I want to save that lousy mood face... (((warm hugs))) Charisma |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
OK, stay in bed, it won't change anything but at least no one gets hurt. You can't be sweet everyday!!!! |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Deer, go back to bed, get some rest and get up on the other side. That always works for me unless your bed's against the wall then you're in trouble. Oh Me oh My how can you make a bad mood look so inviting. *laughs* Be well,(if not in mood at least in schmooze) Keth Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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Mother_Earth Senior Member
since 2000-11-20
Posts 13701/2 year Texas & 1/2 year Michigan |
Balladeer, you poor baby! One time you are happy about the mysteries of your life and then the next read is about your bad mood! It sounds like a typical male problem to me. I love it! Like another said, go back to bed and maybe that will help. A hug for you, Mother |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
jwesley...I DID! Thank you! Doreen....you just did! Thanks! Victoria...no sex, politices or religion? Is there something else? deVine one....it was fine...just smelled a little kaile....good idea! Unfortunately that's one I can't use! Marge...YOU ARE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  kit...german shepherds? Guess I better be more careful outside your window! Mark...LongJohn hasn't seen anything rise in years!! koko...kavakava tea? That might just do it! serenity...you call me baby and I CAN'T be in a lousy mood! ethome...from what I've seen, you can pick up the slack REAL well!! Beverly...thank you! Your laughter is my best medicine Rose...I keep looking for it!! sunshine...a dog with fleas? I know a GREAT exterminator!! janet Marie...you should see me hold my breath 'till I turn blue! LongJohn...your confusion is legendary! Nan....thank ya, sweets!!! dovey...my finger can't match your tongue! LOL! thank ya, dovey brian...and in the words of Willie..."I been down so long it looks like up to me"..hehe..thanks, my friend sunny1...how right you are!! Pull up a chair and sit a spell Charisma....oh boy! A Kodak moment! I love it! inot2B...no one gets hurt when I stay in bed? You have no idea....* wink * Keth... ROFL!! any comment from you snaps me right out of it....thank you!!! Mother Earth...a hug from mother will go a long way.... |
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