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Clash of Titans (Or... The Titanic Clashes)
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Clash of Titans (Or... The Titanic Clashes) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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I've had enough of this mushy stuff, Where women sigh and men are puffed. Give me a saga of daring and dash, Where titan meets titan in a clash. For example.... Where Balladeer dons his latest garb, Chartreuse and cinnamon by the yard. Where Toerag tries a pink brassiere, For his hairy chest that hangs down to here. Where Kethry's pants hug on legs, Made for somebody half her age. Where Sunshine's shoe on her left foot, Would only match her missing boot. Where Nan's sweatshirt sways too much, Showing me what I must not touch. Where Rainbow's blouse in ugly plaid, Meets with stripes of blue and red. Where Martie's shirt of emerald green, Meets with her corset of baleen. Where Corinne's leather of submissive black, Meets with her blouse made of sack. Where Liz's yummy and pokie shirt, Meets with her tie-dye hippie skirt. Where Wilfred's sweater, a turtle neck, Meets his waist (whatta wreck!). Where Doreen's dress of yester year, Meets with her worn and frazzled hair. Where Pandora's Box is opened wide, Leaving us in fear of what's inside. Where Marsha's sense of taste and class, Meets with our sense of "Run!" and "Dash!" Where Marge Tindal's latest attire, Promotes we should fight fire with fire. Where Denise's clothes of bright sheen Turn our complexion a sickly green. Where Shadow's uniform of black, Makes us think of a dog attack. Where Ron's hat perched on his mane, Makes us think he needs Rogaine. Where Seymour's hair comes to an end, Rogaine is far too late for him. Where Sven dresses for all to see, Much like our sweet Serenity. Where Nakdthoughts' prim repose, Clashes with her fiery prose. alas..... The poems of love post unabated. The clash of titans seems underrated. And so I must sift through each writing. To find the poems that feature fighting. Where are you Xena and Hercules? Where are your feats? Tell me please. I'm dying here in all this sighing. Bring me the titans and their fighting. [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 12-28-2000).] |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Priss and proper I'll not be for in the cloak of unbelievability I'll show you the scenario of if and when to hell you go - Fight fire with fire !  You've rung my bell ... Watch out there LongJohn, my friend, we've a little devilment waiting just around the bend ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Titan-ing up the sweats here, Sweets... |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Where's my boot? Where's my shoe! Gawdalmighty, I haven't a clue... Let me look right here next door... under LJA sitting on the FLOOR! HEY you get your hunk up off my shoe or this day m'lad you shall rue! and let me have back my boot! that's where I stash all my loot! Now quit peeking in for all to see the lassies as they dress for thee... methinks you're a scalawag to write like this when you're really looking for a smooshy kiss! So go to the one who makes you swoon... see Lorelie quick, twill be none to soon! |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Long John my dear now you done it insulted all and tried to pun it a titan clash is what you'll get for being rash, you'll sit and fret and wait and wait till posts come in denying you, flaying your skin I hope your skin is thick because we'll convey the never was we'll take a pound of flesh be sure and leave you crying on the floor a clash you want a clash you'll get although you may live to regret my pants are half my size, not age now don't that want to make you rage you missed the boat, in provoking write now watch your back all day and night Long John I see you quaking in fear don't be too scared the Titans are here Worry on, until we're done Keth Religion is for people frightened about going to hell - Spirituality is for people who have been there. Anon. |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
oh my, what have you seen, better ask what is unseen of all the blue pages inhere thought that written words disappear or that it would fade away after a while but you used words and thoughts with style wrapped with a teasing touch of imagery or was it meant more sinfully yeah Clash of Titans for a fight would gives me a sleepless night. so I will watch the show from here Titan Clash can't upset me.   Charisma |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
at least he left me out of this one..LOL |
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Beki Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1569Newport Beach, CA, USA |
this was such a delight I feel sad to be left out  |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
But the pen is mightier than the sword. and thank you for leaving me safe in the garden where the only clash I feel is the swoosh of the next love poem! I could, however, use a new wardrobe so feel free to let me have it!!! (The wardrobe, that is )< !signature-->"Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Braveheart Kathleen [This message has been edited by Irish Rose (edited 12-28-2000).] |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
I don't feel bad about being left out of this one  yikes!! No telling what you'd have me wearing - or not LOL enjoyed this -SEA |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
This deserves a response worthy of a Balladeer....hehe....be right back |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
This is going to be good : "Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Braveheart Kathleen |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
'Deer....we're waiting....... |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling with delight* the battle begins and the warriors take their places. How delightful. Much love to you from me. |
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Lana Member
since 2000-12-26
Posts 68 |
well, I'm selling my tv. who needs it? This is better than daytime soap. You're just as cute as a button!! Want to walk the plank with me or are you taken? [This message has been edited by Lana (edited 12-29-2000).] |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he I escaped that one..... go get'em tiger you're a brave man..but then the fighting world will understand...to each his own to get a rush..if titans do it then reach out or bust...but if love is suffered through this droll...I can't go there it's those soft ladies I want to hold...may all the fighting serve you prowess...but it's those ladie's kisses I like best....woo hoo I like a guy with guts...still with the same woman...I mean c'mon man you can insult Balladeer, Sven, Mark or Seymour, even me why would we care? ... but those ladies have a certain mystic magic that permeates manhood like the scent of apple blossems on the breeze and sometime makes the man weak at the knees. You know they've got all those things we like to hold and squeeze......look don't mind me I'm so glad you ain't dead! |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
LOL @ ethome!!! I've been told that serenity and I have a small resemblance to each other. . . but wow. . . I never knew. . . and she said that no one would notice!!  ----------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
my yesteryear garb is t-shirts and jeans and boots and my leather..(you know what i mean)... and when my hair's frazzled and i'm feeling manic.... i promise you i will think of the Titanic!!  - if you want it, come and get it... for cryin' outloud! - david gray |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Who's laughing at Ethome? I think he's got the gift of blarney, and I'm following it all the way...{~,^} |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Ahemmmmmmm.... I came upon the passions scene Unaware of jealousy, green Of Long John Silver and Toerag, WHO? Towards Ballad "Dear" and his poetry, too. A battle ensues, each time they appear A competition of words to fear. Long John writes of kicking kats And Toerag complains and causes spats. While Ballad "Dear" pens sweetened tunes Of suns that rise and tilting moons. Those three alone can cause a row As on and on and on they go. So Long John Sir, enough, I say Try writing "fluff" for just one day. ~Wynters Uprising "The worst prison would be a closed heart". ...Pope John Paul II |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Gee - I don't know who I upset more - those I mentioned or those I left out - All I want is for everybody to get along *innocent eyes*. Thank you all for your delightful responses. |
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