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Looking for a mate
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Looking for a mate |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia 
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I'm looking for a fine upstanding man To keep me on the straight and narrow He must have a taste for Spam Or else eat like a sparrow For I can open Spammy tins But my cooking shows water will singe I'm looking for a man who for me Will pay the price, the knee will bend A man who will preserve my purity, protect me from the rest and defend If I could find a man like he, We'll make Napoleon and Josephine history I'm looking for someone gentle Sincere and also kind Someone who could help me search When I've lost my mind Someone who could cook and clean So my rough hands, need not demean I'm seeking someone special Someone to tame my heart I'm not particular about racial So long as he, don't need a jump start A man like that who would be true Could that someone maybe, be you? Religion is for people frightened about going to hell - Spirituality is for people who have been there. Anon. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
We must have a couple of those hovering about here, don't ya think, Keth???... It's not too much to ask, after all..  |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Kethry love, shall I do an ad for you too? I'm just going to post one for Paula. Brilliant love I really do love it, utterly wonderful. Take care kid Slushy Mushy (Does that make me an elitist  )Merry Christmas have a good one Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Nan, well I've looked on the railway tracks (no man there) I looked in all the backpacks (none there as well) I've looked upon the tables trestle (no man but I did have a nice smorgasboard) tried conjuring one with mortar and pestle (no man, but I created a frog does that count) I've looked in woods and inside logs (no man but the hedgehog got a fright) on The beach no men in togs (translation bathers or swimmers) If I can't find a man for me I'll stay footloose and fancy free. Marsha as you can see it's a sorry state of affairs at my house, guess I'll go back to roasting marshmallows.  Be well, you're swell Keth. Religion is for people frightened about going to hell - Spirituality is for people who have been there. Anon. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
"Someone who could help me search When I've lost my mind" I'd keep the poor man constantly searching! LOL. This is great, Kethry... good luck! *S* |
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