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Balladeer
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0 posted 2000-12-10 08:05 PM



(to the tune of Frosty, The Snowman, of course   )

Toerag the mudman
Was a real dirty crud.
Since there was no snow
We made poor old Toe
Out of chunks of gooey mud.

Toerag the mudman
Used to scare the kids at play
And, to tell the truth,
He was quite uncouth
And he's always been that way.

There must have been
Some horse dung in
Those chunks of mud we used
Cause he would smell
Like holy hell
As noses he abused...

Oh,

Toerag, the mudman,
With his face of dirty brown..
Mothers, watch your young
'Lest they smell like dung
Now that Toerag's back in town!  

© Copyright 2000 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2000-12-10 08:08 PM


hilarious haa....

              ~Victoria~

              


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Denise
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2 posted 2000-12-10 08:13 PM


ROFL   Sounds like you two are at it again! This is hilarious!

Denise

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3 posted 2000-12-10 08:45 PM


Give Toerag a bath get rid of his rash
That would be nice at this time of year.
Where is your compassion for your fellow man.


Santa is disappointed in you.

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4 posted 2000-12-10 08:53 PM


ROTFLMBO

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I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound.
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5 posted 2000-12-10 09:53 PM


Balladeer~
Singing merrily along !
You've been nipping the egg-nog ???
Cute as cute can be.
Toe's gonna make mud pies and toss 'em your way !
~*Marge*~


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6 posted 2000-12-10 10:15 PM


*grin* bad boys playing dirty. Much love to you from me.

Love I leave with you my friend whether it be in your life or of yet the essense of your dreams. http://path2riches.com


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7 posted 2000-12-10 10:48 PM


I read this a number of times... I finally had to find midi to play as I was reading... Oh Mudeer... you've done it again. LOL

dale
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8 posted 2001-01-07 10:41 AM


Balladeer! Now look what you've done! You really shouldn't mess around with the mudman yanno....Just watch where ya scrape your shoes next time ya walk thru some mud...cuz I'll grow and grow and grow and you'll be haunted by me for ages....Oh wait, you always will be anyhow....never mind...
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9 posted 2001-01-07 11:24 AM


oh....think that we are going to have a mudparty on the blue pages.....    

((hugs))
Charisma



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10 posted 2001-01-07 12:08 PM


rofl!!!!!!



i can't stop laughing!!!
i even sang it outloud!!!
arghghghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!



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11 posted 2001-01-07 12:32 PM


Ha, ha, ha, a side of you I'd not yet seen since I've been here such a short time.  I was going to ask you what you think Toerag would think of this, but I see he's already stepped in it...I mean stepped in to see it.

You're a funny guy.So is this what January and Christmas being over does to you?  Or is this your true sort 'shining' through.

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12 posted 2001-01-07 12:36 PM


hmm...a nice song to lighten the load...

how did this all begin...maybe you could write a poem explaining it to those of us who don't know...

~Wynter


"The worst prison would be a closed heart".
...Pope John Paul II



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13 posted 2001-01-07 02:27 PM


Toerag's back and can't we tell
the fun round  here begins to swell
post, riposte it could be hell. except...
we know there's like, 'neath kiss and tell

Kethry


Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen.


Kit McCallum
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14 posted 2001-01-07 09:42 PM


ROFL ... how did I miss this one the first time around?  I'll never be able to watch this cartoon in quite the same way again, LOL ... perfect flow Michael, well done!  

Best wishes,
/Kit

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15 posted 2001-01-07 11:16 PM


LMAO! Just the laugh I needed tonight to give it that extra special touch. LOL

What a mind Deer! LOL

Poor Toe!!  Glad I caught this one, a bit late, but better than never.
  

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16 posted 2001-01-07 11:44 PM


I've read funny before but that is a good one.
Move over Frosty because Toerag just moved in.

LngJhnAg
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17 posted 2001-01-09 08:48 AM


'Deer - Doesn't it tick you off just a little when you go to the trouble of writing a romantic ballad and everybody laughs?  I don't know how you can be so civil to all these people.  Personally, I felt this was a warm, sensitive ballad about a despicable rascal.  Very sweet, too - heh
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