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The Birth Of LongJohn
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The Birth Of LongJohn |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
When LongJohn was born he had a twin, The doctor uttered no word, A bouncing baby boy that grinned, The other a big old turd. As fate would have it, sad but true, One of the twins would die, Sadly it was the baby boy, Poor dear Lorelei! |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Ahhhhh......yes, that finally solves the mystery!! and yes.....poor Lorelei!!!!! Follow your dream! |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
yes, but the most beautiful blooms come from fertilizer right? Kathleen |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
{~,~}...not allowed to say much...LJA's looking for revenge, so I'll hide here! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
what? is this bad |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Toe~ So how does this explain his "thing" for cats?!? Happy to see you here...  -SEA |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
ROFL!hehe *wink* |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Toe, Toe, Toe, you sound almost jealous! It IS nice to see you here again, btw! Corinne |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Gee, I always heard ole LongJohn had a lot of fart-itude but I had no idea...  |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Look out Toe, I've been keeping him on his. I've kept him all razzed up for ya.  ROFL! |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
You must have LJA and Lorelei confused with some other poor souls..LOL..cause this woman is as happy as can be and LJA agree's. Hey Toe..ever read your hotmail? We are coming back to Chattanooga next weekend until Nov 4. Want to get together? Promise we don't bite |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
My delight in seeing your post Approaches the absurd Even when you're describing A lowly sailor turd. No wonder our dear Lorelei Has the beauty of a lovely rose - She has her own source of fertilize (Though he's sure tough on the nose!) *G* I hope you get to meet with them... You'd have the greatest of times - A Toerag and a Scallawag Sharing laughter without rhymes. And how I'd love to be there! LOL (Just be careful and don't step on Long John... those shoes would have to be tossed! LOL) Great poem, sweets! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hardy har-har Thar be a Toe Bilge water rat I do say so Though scurvy thy name The plague you be Aboard this ship You, I'm glad to see And here I thought I was smelling the subtic tank in our building backing up again ;-) |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Ya know, this isn't very nice. Corinne |
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