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Last Chance You're Gonna Get (response to Marina's "Go To Hell")
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Last Chance You're Gonna Get (response to Marina's "Go To Hell") |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Does this mean the end of the dance? Are you sure we're really through? I'm willing to give you a second chance, If you'll do as I tell you to. Sure I chased your younger sister, She was desperate and so sad. And yes, I admit that I kissed her, But is all that really bad? Sure I borrowed from your opened purse, When you left me for a minute. But that's no reason for you to curse, I wanted to see what there was in it. And yes I drank and acted like a jerk, When I took you to that wedding. And I know I snored loudly in church, And all the bridesmaids I tried bedding. But tell me you don't think I'm cute, When my butt crack is a showing. Be careful, Dumpling, that gun can shoot! Alright! I guess that I'll be going. |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
LngJhnAg, I love you sense of humor  Once again you have made me laugh  ~~Tara aka rp25 :o) |
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susanbartee Member
since 2000-08-15
Posts 119Channelview, TX USA |
LngJhnAg...great response. Made me laugh as always. You have such a way with words. I've got to play catch up and go back and see what all I've missed over the last few weeks. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Y'know...I like a man who'll take a fashion risk...the butt crack thing...it's just so hard to pull off...lol...love ya for this...too funny! |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Honestly.......ROFLMAO..........This is too good! -SEA |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
I'm Blind!!  good thing I have braille tattoos |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
OOOOHHHHHHH gawDDDDDDDDDDD I didn't need to see THAT......shave that puppy will ya????? |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
I don't think I can get into heaven if the last thing I see is Long John's butt crack...   |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL!! 'Butt' ya know I have to agree with Rebel on this one LJ! LMAO! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTFLMAO buttcracks....and you're telling ME to watch what I wear? I dun't thinnnkkk soooo.... |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
You have brought back memories of "Fatal Attraction" and "War of the Roses". It can be so good when it's good and so bad when it goes bad...for sure...James |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
well, longjohn AG, i read this pome and you know what i think? i think the way you treated her was really quite a stink! no wait! perhaps it wasn't how you acted, so uncouth.... perhaps that was a minor part of the entire truth. maybe the stink that made her run was more than circumstance... perhaps it had something to do with how you wear your pants! meeeeeooooowwww! |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
This was absolutely perfect LJ!!!!! I just love it!!! It is one "hell" of a great response!!!!  Marina< !signature--> It is a blessing to have wings for words, and passion in pen Marina Crossley [This message has been edited by Marina (edited 10-03-2000).] |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
That part about the butt crack... Now than I really like. When I come visit you I'll know Where I can park my bike!!!  well done, saltpeter man |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Blue moooooon, you saw me standing alone...Moon river, wider than a mile... (*S*) Corinne |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Tara - If it lightens your day, then its done what it was meant to do. Thank you for responding. Susan - Hey! Stranger - Welcome back! I'm glad I could give you a decent welcome. A smile can ease the weight of even the heaviest load. Serenity - Hey! I'm always willing to take chances. At least I had the good sense to not combine a butt crack with a too short tee shirt. That is the ultimate turn on for a lot of women *wink* SEA - Thank you for noticing that this is a serious poem that isd indeed too good. Why is it I am not taken seriously when I try to mend a relationship??? Hawk - Yanno, this buttcrack thing is getting way too much attention - lol. But, if it can dash your chances of becoming a saint without the help of divine intervention, then all is not lost. Jealous??? Me???? Mark - LOL@shave - great line - succinct and to the point. Dovey - siding with everybody else??? I thought you were my friend? Ohhh, wait a minute. I remember - something about a Halloween poem. I see a pattern here. IOU, lil lady. Here's a big hug though, to let you know I'm only kidding about not being a friend. Karilea - Yamean my loose pants aren't appropriate attire? BTW - I LIKE white garter belts and undies when they flash on a dark background. James - I know you've been through your own personal hell, and I hope this poem hasn't dredged up any memories that would keep you from at least smiling a little. Also, I'm sure you wouldn't chase all the bridesmaids at a wedding... or would you??? Pandora - err, ahh, thanks for the poem(?) - lol - I would think that wooing little sister, sleeping through a wedding, and chasing bridesmaids in front of friends and maybe relatives would be enough. Yamean a man's gotta do more than that to get the boot? You are indeed a tolerant woman. Do you have a sister??? *pensive eyes* Marina - This poem was expressly written for you, and I am so happy to see that you read it. I doubt any of these things of which I wrote happened, but I wanted to make the word "P-I-G" coincide with your sentiments about the guy you cut loose. That you can smile is all I ever wanted this poem to do. Thank you for responding, and I hope you have only one man with whom to contend. 'Deer - great response, lol - I hope you have a bike with racing tires, and not a dragster bike you like to back into a the "rack" - lol Corinne - et tu? how cruel - anybody else I would smile, but I thought you would defend me *tears running down my face* - lol |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
saint? moi?  (in my best bugs bunny) he dont know me vewy well do he? lol |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
Very much enjoyed LJ!! Thank you...... Marina It is a blessing to have wings for words, and passion in pen Marina Crossley |
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jinxed Member
since 2000-09-27
Posts 86 |
gotta thank you for the smiles this morning... |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
LJ....You are cute when your back is turned! |
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