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Open Poetry #10

Who has the biggest one?

Ron K. Fox
Senior Member

since 2000-10-24

Posts 925

0 posted 2000-10-25 11:07 AM

Two fellows stopped by the roadside
to find some relief.
One peeked on over and said in disbelief.
“My that’s a big one, My it’s so huge.”
“Is it two hands that you must have to use?”
“No.” smiled the other. “I just use one hand
for my pole.”
“The other shades my eyes as a search for the hole.”
“But you should be proud.” said the larger, “yours isn’t so bad.”
“If I had yours, I would still be quite glad.”
“You’re right.,” said the smaller, “his eyes twinkling bright.
“Can’t wait to get home, give it right to my wife”
With a wiggle, a zip, the two parted ways,
Each carrying the fish they had caught for the day.

ah ha..you all have dirty minds lol

Alle'cram
Senior Member

since 2000-02-28

Posts 1816
Texas

1 posted 2000-10-25 11:10 AM

LOLOLOL! knew what it was about.

marcy

Ron K. Fox
Senior Member

since 2000-10-24

Posts 925

2 posted 2000-10-25 11:12 AM

just toss the bait...and they will come...ha ha ha...Ron

Charisma

Member Ascendant

since 2000-09-30

Posts 5906
lost in blue pages

3 posted 2000-10-25 11:30 AM

LMAO......ooops....you have read my mind..
*blush*

feeling good this smile

Charisma

Paula Finn
Member Ascendant

since 2000-06-17

Posts 5546
missouri

4 posted 2000-10-25 01:28 PM

Ok ok let me crawl up out of the gutter here HAHAHAHA...this was cute Ron...lol now I gotta get this mind straight GEEZ

peppermint35
Senior Member

since 2000-05-28

Posts 1106
Texas, USA

5 posted 2000-10-25 05:08 PM

But of course!!! What else could you ever have been talking about

laughs

This is good, very good

Peppermint
Life is a Wheel

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