Crazy Carl, the Kitty Dog!

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BSC

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0 posted 2000-10-24 08:52 AM

He's laying perched on the back of the couch,
Watching the leaves fall from the trees,
His tail darting back and forth,
For him there is no one to please.
He does what he wants, at all times,
He seldom stalks his prey,
He'd rather tell us to get it,
He likes to have his own way.
Oh sure every now and then
He'll climb up on a lap,
But he'd rather we didn't touch him
As he takes a sunbathed nap.
He cleans himself with his tongue,
And occasionally plays with yarn,
We try to put him out at night,
But he won't sleep in the barn.
Now all of this wouldn't be too bad,
If this animal wasn't a dog,
The cat's been gone for several years,
And Carl is still in a fog.
When he was just a little pup,
That cat took him for her own,
And taught him all the nasty things,
A dog should never have known.
And now we've got a kitty dog,
Who is arrogant and aloof,
Who thinks that he is the cats meow,
And would never be caught saying woof!

Elizabeth

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1 posted 2000-10-24 11:43 AM

LOL! So funny.

Elizabeth

You cling to your ways and leave mine to me.
Suum cuique.
~Elizabeth

Denise

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2 posted 2000-10-24 07:46 PM

ROFL

Oh, Bonnie, this is hilarious!!

Denise

Jamie
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3 posted 2000-10-24 07:53 PM

I see some really large doggie therapy bills in your future...rofl

Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".

suthern

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4 posted 2000-10-25 03:50 PM

Loved this!

Charisma

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5 posted 2000-10-25 06:53 PM

oh let me hear that.....I would like to hear when a dog bark....meow

LOL.....love it....Charisma

Ron K. Fox
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since 2000-10-24

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6 posted 2000-10-25 07:15 PM

Who let the dogs out?! woof woof woof! or maybe this dogs coming out of the closet! very funny! Ron

Alle'cram
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since 2000-02-28

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7 posted 2000-10-25 07:41 PM

OH Bonnie, You know how to make us smile. This is great!! LOL

Marcy

Kit McCallum

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8 posted 2000-10-25 09:59 PM

Oh Bonnie, I was trying so hard to log off for the night, but couldn't resist when I saw the title ... I needed a doggy fix! Thank you soooooo much for the wonderful smiles ... he sounds like an absolute treasure, wonderfully written!

Best wishes,
/Kit

Sunshine

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9 posted 2000-10-26 08:20 AM

Bonnie, this is wonderful, and I also note that this is your 1800th post! Well done, little one!

Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...KRJ

juliet_2u
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since 2000-07-23

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North Carolina

10 posted 2000-10-26 09:24 AM

Oh Bonnie this is too great...lol.. As I was reading this I'm thinking, I thought this was about a dog, maybe I got it wrong cause it sure sounds like the personality of most cats, so I scrolled back up just to make sure and saw IT was in fact a dog. It all made sense as I read on and I was cracking up. That kitty of yours was obviously a wonderful teacher. Girl this brought great laughter to me on this lovely NC morning. Thanks so much for sharing it with us.
Hugs,
Juls

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