Thanks for the.......warped poem for Alicat

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Balladeer

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0 posted 2000-04-30 10:29 PM

(I wrote this parody as tribute to my last hospital stay...dedicated to Alicat because we share the same warped sense of humor)

To the tune of THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES........

Thanks.....for the enemas
The way you placed the hose
Toward only Heaven knows
I never knew
When you were through
A good thing, I suppose

I thank you.....so much.

Thanks for the -oscopathies
The colon- and sigmoid-
The way you filled my void
The way your hands
Caressed my glands
Including my thyroid

I thank you.....so much.

I just came by for a checkup.
I only had pains from the neck up.
I didn't know
You would torture me so...
Should have called Jack
To carry me back...

And

Thanks for the x-rays, too
And all those MRI's
Along with two GI's.
I drank that chalk
And couldn't talk
Without tears in my eyes...

I thank you.....so much.

Poet deVine

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1 posted 2000-04-30 10:31 PM

OMG!!!! LOL this is so good!!! thanks for the laughter!

Alicat
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2 posted 2000-04-30 10:31 PM

Well, they do say that laughter is the best medicine...and all I can say to this poem is:

ROFL!!!

DiObear
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3 posted 2000-04-30 10:33 PM

This poem is great! Thanks so much for the laugh.

Martie

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4 posted 2000-04-30 10:34 PM

It only hurts when I laugh....stop...oh.please stop

I hope you are okay!

WhtDove
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5 posted 2000-04-30 10:36 PM

LMBO!!! OH my did I need this laugh!!
This is one treat you hope to never get again.

Alwye

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In the space between moments

6 posted 2000-04-30 10:38 PM

LOL!!!!!! What a riot! Thanks for the laughs, balladeer!

*Krista Knutson*

"Lonliness is the human condition."
*Mark Twain, in the book "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"*

Seymour Tabin
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7 posted 2000-04-30 10:39 PM

Balladeer,
Thanks for the LOL
You did it all so well
And thanks for the hinder,
That rectal reminder.
For I've been though it all
As I seem to recal.
Very good, enjoyed.
Sy

doreen peri
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8 posted 2000-04-30 10:40 PM

tears are running down my face... LOL... i can't stop laughing... i wish i could add a recording here... can't type... lol.....

i love it!!!

desperado
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9 posted 2000-04-30 11:00 PM

lol you are a nut and a half. lol I loved this. hope I won't have to write anything like this. I'll leave this for you. lol

Jeffrey Carter

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10 posted 2000-04-30 11:03 PM

Balladeer,
Good to see you didn't lose your sense of humor during that hospital stay.

All my love,
Jeffrey

I lie awake in a world filled with dreams,
but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep

lucky
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11 posted 2000-04-30 11:21 PM

Well 'ol Balladeer,

The Bible does mention something about bestowing honor on our more comely parts but I was never to clear as to what that meant and you have certianly brought new light to such subjects.

Balladeer

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12 posted 2000-04-30 11:22 PM

LOL! It warms my heart to see that warpness is alive and well. I thank you all for enjoying it.

Cinderella
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13 posted 2000-05-01 01:54 AM

Sorry couldn't finish singing your poem to the tune of "Thanks For The Memories" as my eyes filled with tears. Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee .........BRB

Denise

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14 posted 2000-05-01 11:12 AM

Oh, you poor 'deer'!! ROFL

Denise

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15 posted 2000-05-01 11:13 AM

hehehe yuh warped i like!!

Sunshine

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16 posted 2000-05-01 11:25 AM

Ron....oh RON....I think, methinks, it is time for Passions to start its own soundbites...tunes like this just need to be heard!

And by the way, 'Deer...great job!

suthern

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17 posted 2000-05-01 02:33 PM

ROFLMAO... Thanks, Deer one... the mental pictures presented in this poem gave me the biggest smile I've worn around this hellhole I call an office in over 2 weeks!

Okay, I can't resist. *G* Re: desperado's response (by the way, welcome back, des!) and the physical anomaly he mentions... we always suspected you were short-changed! *EG*

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