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Area Fifty-One ('Stute)
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Area Fifty-One ('Stute) |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Okay Willy, it seems it’s up to you and me What a mess they got theirselves into ! *Throwing unconsious Crayon King over my shoulder* Holy Moose, King ! All this booze will kill you ! Not to mention my back ! Is that lead in your shoes ? Willy, you help Lady in Red Be careful, she’s a bit fuddled With all those Shirley’s that no wonder And no doubt she’s also a bit muddled No, no Willy, this ain’t no time for a cuddle ! Crachet, please let me help you You look a bit pale, not getting sick my dear ? I know you’re still in shock from Vegas Too much muscles at the same time I fear Come on Nursy, into that bus, be a dear. Get over here, I need yar help Moose won’t let go of this decanter He seems to think it’s a decoder or so Trying to decode the blinks of the Jinn/panter Shhh, just let him be for now, no banter ! Yoo ONE FLEW OVER get of that bus Ya know ya can’t really fly Holy Moose what booze does to ya One of these days you surely die And yar tombstone’d say "he flew too high" Hey Fudd, ya potato head Getting on this bus or not ? Or do ya really like to run Behind this Silly-bus like a sot ? If ya have to, go and plod ! Now Cat/Jinn, Jinn/Cat, whatever ya are Like the clappers on that bus I got a gut feeling you are The key to the Silly-bus And the magical syllable Honker did ya see Tinkerbell ? She was here just a minute ago Trying to show me she could still fly In a straight line, made quite a show Ah ! There she is ! Asleep she’s pretty ya know Now Willy I hope ya can drive Cuz that’s something I never done And steer this monster Silly-bus To boldly go where none have gone Off we Are into Area Fifty-One ! AND NO MORE BOOZE YA HEAR !! |
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Daysleeper Member
since 2000-04-23
Posts 119 |
ROTFL. This poem really brought a cynical smile (my favorite kind of smile, by the way) to my face. I've never seen a sort of interactive monolauge written so well, and so amusingly. The different levels that this poem can be interpreted at make it all the more interesting... bravo... bravo...  ...Daysleeper...    "I swear they're out there... I swear they're out there..." "They are watching us... they are watching us... they are watching us... from a distance." Couldn't resist throwing in some of my alien passion. < !signature--> "Presently I've had enough of all your sanity." -James Kavanaugh [This message has been edited by Daysleeper (edited 04-30-2000).] |
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Cheshire Grin Junior Member
since 2000-03-06
Posts 14'Stute |
And on Lady's lap A fat cat sat Purring and kneading Though she was standing She stood in the que As I did mew Seeing much fun At Area 51 Though noone had the guts To drive the Silly-bus As I vanished with a grin With feline thoughts again 'Where's the litter box? What if I get the pox? Where's my food? Can I be rude?' Well, of course I can Being a feline man Persnikitty and then I am the Cheshire Grin  The cat grins. Slowly the grin vanishes Until only the cat remains. DOH! |
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Willy Honker New Member
since 2000-04-18
Posts 9 |
Now Justin what we're ya thinking I couldn't have cuddled that there lady if my life had depended on it. See, she was like dead I reckoned, she was just floppy as can be. I picked up that there arm of hers and boom it clocked me in my head. I thunk she's more than just passed out Justin thunk we needed assistance over there. The Nurse Crachet was still riding here so I asked her kindly if she could come on over and check on this lady not sure if she was with us or if she'd checked out. So next time Justin please don't jump my bones over accusations that you can't swallow with water. [This message has been edited by Willy Honker (edited 04-30-2000).] |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
LOL this one is a bit wild for me, but no more amazing then area 52 haha netswan KEEP writing. |
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Cheshire Grin Junior Member
since 2000-03-06
Posts 14'Stute |
Netswan, have no worries Else we'll get the gurnies And wheel you right in the 'Stute It'll be fun, yes, absolute Just grab a patient's name And join our silly game The cat grins. Slowly the grin vanishes Until only the cat remains. DOH! |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
Well, now I'm a bit smitten I see over here a male kitten he's mighty big maybe a cat think I'll go over give a swat. Too cute think I'll just cuddle think you've been in a puddle smells like a swamp your fur yet I do love your perfect purr.  |
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Cheshire Grin Junior Member
since 2000-03-06
Posts 14'Stute |
I shan't tell any lies Rodents of Unusual Size Were what I was stalking While the rest were talking But they ran off in a fog I followed to a bog Sank in a mound of peat That greened up my feet But to clear this afliction Just shower with affection The cat grins. Slowly the grin vanishes Until only the cat remains. DOH! |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
Affection for Cheshire Feline infection at it's finest degree. Affliction ridden poor kitty cat detection device shows calm. Reflection glowing contentment protection of Jinn/Cat's thankful. Recollection knows Cheshire election to cuddle up in warmth. |
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Cheshire Grin Junior Member
since 2000-03-06
Posts 14'Stute |
Oh dreamy Genie Jeanie Purring like a Harley engie Kneeding for all I'm worth Paws moving back and forth Oops..I gave to much lovin See, I've shredded the cushion On this zany 'Stutie bus Hmm..hope noone makes a fuss.... GRREEEOOOAAAWWLLLL... PUUUURRRRARRRRRARRRRRRRR The cat grins. Slowly the grin vanishes Until only the cat remains. DOH! |
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ONE FLEW OVER Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 55Cuckoos Nest |
All right these cats are getting to me I can't take their affection any longer One's crying and purring everywhere, the other one's growling destructively. Then the black cat succumbs to cuddling against disappearing cat who now is in kitty heaven. Where did they come from and why can't we boot them out of here? |
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Cheshire Grin Junior Member
since 2000-03-06
Posts 14'Stute |
One Flew Over the cuckoo's nest but it's not there *burp* had to digest that silly bird tried to fly and in the sun's eye he fried hmmmm...Blackened Chicken Cajun Style and ah'm only in heaven when filled with divinity or devinity...hmm..won't go there so, try to catch this elusive grin if'n you dare to even begin or shall you over another coop be again One Flew Over...got the scoop? The cat grins. Slowly the grin vanishes Until only the cat remains. DOH! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
This is "Cat" astrophic I should have come back sooner Watch out Jinn , the Cheshire Grin is lookin for a " nooner " ! That cat has wiles behind his smile an agenda he's not shown He tried to chew on ol' One Flew and would've had she not flown He's a shabby tabby though the right words he may purr He shouldn't be quite so gabby or more will fly than fur These rumors that he's spreading may not cause his own be-heading But the Vet trip he's been dreading may just happen yet If he truly does desire to sing with a boys choir All his notes will be much higher I'm willing to bet ! [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 05-04-2000).] |
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GOETHE New Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 9Weimar, GDR |
hmmmm glad to know that I am not a part of this foolishness. personally I think that those of society who have to think of little green men running around and spacecraft and anal probings are just a bit unsecure in their sexual orientation. for more on my discertation, please visit your local psychiatrist. or call me at 1-800-in-stute. Thank you. and have a nice day.  )"It is quite beyond me how anyone can believe God speaks to us in books and stories. If the world does not directly reveal to us our relationship to it, if our hearts fail to tell us what we owe ourselves and others, we shall assuredly not learn it from books, which are at best designed but to give names to our errors." |
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Willy Honker New Member
since 2000-04-18
Posts 9 |
What's all the commotion about here on this bus how's a man supposed to drive with such ruckus? Someone needs to contain these two crazy cats I'm thinking that there Jinn is in heat oh my, drats we ain't gonna get no sleep with that wine to come it will pierce our ears even be totally foul to some. Can't we just ship her off to the great wilderness actually send them both off so we'll have calmness. I know some of you here are attached to her charm yet I bet she's only been around here twisting arms. She never took to me and I don't like cat's like that almost like she's human acting like a little spoiled brat. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
There's something in the water here an unknown element That stifles creativity and colors our intent Insidious it works it's way into the story's thread Surely you have felt it too and it's not just in my head I suggest we leave this place and venture here no more I'm not too sure I want to see what's behind those other doors I'm outta here somethings not right at least that's what I think The "Stute's" never too far away don't you know ( nudge nudge wink wink ) |
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Willy Honker New Member
since 2000-04-18
Posts 9 |
Hey Doc, I'm on your wave I say we blow this place catch a drinking hole along our way to wherever. I'm mighty thirsty for a brew after rescuing you all now things are settling down I think a nice pub in town would do us all fine. I don't know about these cats still think they need a home down under the earth. What's with this here vase you all use it for daisy's it's might pretty must be the Lady's? Watch that cornering Justin darn near threw me to the floor and the pretty vase is in pieces. What's this book here under it all say's "Manuscript of Spells and Their Reversals," now how did this fit in that there vase? |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
Everyone, everyone look at me I'm standing on two feet yes it's true it's Jeannie. I shed the cat so to say must be my broken vase where is that dirty rat?  |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
I'll drink to that.... yes things sure look different with alcohol vision. Though I haven't seen any UFOS yet, just a well cos bright lights are killers especially with a hangover. thanks for the laugh. |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
Aa huu, Aa huu huu, he can call me flower if he wants ta... |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
JUSTIN BLACK One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Justin Nuendo When she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Call Justin Nuendo When she was just small When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Justin Nuendo I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with yer head!" Remember what the dormouse says "Feed your head." |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Soft foot-steps echo off closed doors Deja' view ! this way third floor ! Take the steps two at a time Much easier than walls to climb Been here once or thrice it seems Though those may be another's dreams Hard to say been gone a spell A few did even think me well Smell that antiseptic air The aroma of the "stute" The "Artiste Extrordinaire" Once said it made him mute Or maybe that was Vinny It's really not that clear It seems like I've been gone too long What's that noise I hear ? Tip-toe 'round the corner Like Fred Flintstone when he's bowling and right smack dab in front of me I see ... |
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