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~A Woman Wants A Pirate~ for LONG JOHN ... LOL
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~A Woman Wants A Pirate~ for LONG JOHN ... LOL |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
A woman wants a pirate...a sea worthy salty sexy man, she wants to hold him close in the kitchen ... then christen his skull and cross bones with a frying pan. A woman want a pirate ...a daring swashbuckling brute, she wants to take him to her room ... and dress him up in pink lingerie till he's cute. A woman wants a pirate ... a peg-legged ship shape mate she wants to kiss him good-bye ... as she makes him walk the plank...SEE YA LATER SHARK BAIT!!! JM Dear Maid Lorelei...feel free to add to this...PLEASE LOL... and anyone else who wants to "love" a pirate  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I knew me a pirate once, he gave me just a spot of gin... and the promise of his treasure was too much gold for one man's grin... |
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ellie LeJeune Member Elite
since 2000-01-10
Posts 4156King of Prussia, PA USA |
Who needs those salty kisses, this sure ain't what bliss is Pirates have a funny smell, dead fish, you can tell. 02 |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
I loved a pirate once ... to their crudeness I can attest, all the scallywag ever did was GROPE ME TREASURE CHEST  I told him pirate you are so unruly take your squawking parrot and go back out to sea  He cried like a little girl  he threw a tantrum of a child..it was Mutiny So I took pity on him ... and I let him come a-board  and we played pirate all nite I even saw his shiny sword  But alas I was too much for the fool this seaman just couldnt last He keeled over from fatigue and now his pirate flag flies at half mast  [This message has been edited by Janet Marie (edited 06-10-2000).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
ah, but he was gamin' sport, inflated, he, my pantaloons... and with a pirate's charm 'e grinned... and said, "ye not be drownin' soon..." |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
oh sure he is beardy manly and rough, tender in secret on deck he is tough he rides the waves a sea of love and makes you fly like a dove and finds for you a romantic island only he can't touch you tenderly with a hook for a hand. ouch! < !signature--> ------------------------ "I've been too honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else"-Richey Edwards "Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time". Baltimore Grotto "Libraries gave us power Then work came and made us free What price now for a shallow piece of dignity" Nicky Wire, A design for Life. manic street preachers "Rock 'n' roll is our epiphany Culture, alienation, boredom and despair" "To be nobody-but-yourself-in a world which is doing its best night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting." E.E Cummings. [This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 06-10-2000).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
and with the dreaded walk of plank-- armpit of this pirate--dank... I smelled the essence of his rank, into the ocean, deep, I sank.... and 'twas relief, for how he stank! |
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lorilockheart Member
since 2000-05-06
Posts 206Alabama |
Oh, the pirate with his lone one eye, Doesn't realize the treasures that are mine. So, sadly I had him walk the plank, And like dead weight, to the bottom he sank. Now I've got a handsome sailor gent, And here on our love boat we are both content. LOL Lori ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean. Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens. Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance. And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance - I hope you dance. song by LeeAnn Womack ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
I'd not trade my salty pirate For a sea chest fll of gold I'd not trade my sexy pirate He gives me pleasures untold... I'd not trade my silly pirate For the whole sea so blue I'd not trade my sweet pirate He's pure heaven thru and thru. |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
oh ye Pirate are you ready to admitt defeat we have told of all your lies and deceipt now all who come here-- knows the truth pirates are so very vile and uncooth a hook for a hand, a peg for a leg you smell like a rotted whiskey keg even the gators and sharks would certainly spit you out you have pirates breath and most likely have the gout But there is still one chance for you to reform alas we maidens love a man in a uniform so put on your sailor suit and and look ship shape and we will go for a romatic sail out to the cape but if you dont behave its OVERBOARD you will go I've got seaman OKC hidden in the deck below My motto is always keep an extra pirate on hand but 1 too many pirates is more than I can stand |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Aye, lassie, your words do ring true, a woman wants a pirate, and a top notch navigator too! A man who knows feels his way around, magic in hard hands, sifting sands, so this old ship won't run aground! The stamina of many sea men (ahem) but with a poetic soul, all rolled into one hunk of a man. Corinne |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
aye..the Maiden Lorelei has stepped up to defend her man I bow to her graces ... is she can stand him then I guess us ladies also can. perhaps he has her under his pirates curse perhaps it because her writes her poetic verse. could it be she keeps him for his pirates treasure or maybe cause his pegleg brings her pleasure perhaps it is due to the Lorelei serenade he has sung.. but if ya ask me... it must be cause that pirate is WELL HUNG!! LOL LOL *kiss kiss* LJ...do I get that spanking now??? or is this pirates sails all full of HOT AIR |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
If I must admit the real reason why I love my man I guess you ladies have not seen the real LJA... He's full of romance, passion, and life... And I'm so very proud to be his wife. |
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