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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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When I was only three I looked up to my dad I said it sucks to be three and he said I was bad He said cussing’s a sin he spanked me awful hard Then he yelled at the TV, “Ump you’re a retard!” Dad once said: “Ain’t ain’t in the dictionary at all” I said double negative he kicked me down the hall Now let us regress on back to my babyhood When you never knew if I would act maybe good You hoped when I was born I’d have ten toes on my feet And when I was walkin yuh cried your life was complete The next day you got mad at me the house was a mess You weren’t watching me and I was too young to confess Now to the present that side trip in life’s circle I’m sitting here clothed like Steve “my man” Urkel You wanted my name in lights like talk show host fame I’m half way there Daddy you’d say half butt was my name Cuz here I sit reading this hoping it’ll linger When you first found I’m a poet live on Jerry Springer in a canyon in a cavern excavatin for a mine dwelt a miner forty niner and his daughter clemintine!!! yeehaw! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOL!!! I can see you, Walt, clothed in your Urkel wear reciting on Springer. Your mind is a wondrous thing....  |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
ROFLMAO....Only in Texas....Hehe  All my love, Jeffrey I lie awake in a world filled with dreams, but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
ho ho ho Walt hehe this is wonderful great poem - and definitely a wayoutwalt one ~netswan |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
balladeer thanx yuh if it werent for your icq poem i'd not have written this i needed a lil wacky tonite mister carter us texans can woop some butt too when we get our nose rankled netswan yuh i am the man (lookin) yep im the man! |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Walt. . . YOU DA MAN!!!! WHO'S DA MAN??? WALT'S DA MAN!!! ------------------------------------------------------ That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
Walt, Your amazing with your poetry I think Jerry Springer would not do you justice so when you are ready I vow to get you on Oprah |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Great one Walt! I'm finding I look forward to seeing new posts from you ... always brings a smile Best wishes, /Kit |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
well thanky sven i am da man i like that hehe dreamer i was thinkin bout oprah when i wrote this but i decided if there is such a thing as a lower class of talk show i would pick it instead kit i try i do i do thanky in a canyon in a cavern excavatin for a mine dwelt a miner forty niner and his daughter clemintine!!! yeehaw! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Walt~ Ohhhhh, Walt ! You crack me up ! I don't watch Springer ... but I would if you were the guest ! LOL .. I can just see it now ! Stop ! Stop, I tell you ! JTDFFMS-SL,U ! (Just too darned funny for my side-splitting laughter, Urkel !) ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
And here I expected some heartfelt tribute to your father!! LOL Good one..let me know when you're going to be on Jerry Springer, that's one time I'll watch him..  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh goody.... Don't forget to tell me when it's airing... and Don't forget to mention Passions Place... and Nannerisms....  |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFLMBO!! Walt LOLOL!!! Tell ya what, I'll join the rest of the NOT watching Jerry Springer unless only you're on it! Then I'll watch just for that  Good one! You really cracked me! <*\\\>< God does have a sense humor. Just take a look at the platypus! |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Ya know...um...Walt? You are TOO funny man!!! I find myself smiling...and that's a good thing...thanks for that hun- I was desperately in need me thinks!! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
This stinks of humour... I am sorry... I should have said "This breathes humour", but well, I am listening to a lot of Pink Floyd these days, and I am off my mind a bit... Yet, I found this extremely well-written, well-constructed, well-well, and the classification of MR. Springer has been absolutely perfect... what a drag!!! Hey nice and funny this one is truly, may your pen's ink flow creation many a wonderful such creations.... Regards, sudhir. P.S. enjoy this one below as much I enjoyed your "yeehaw" Hey you, out there in the cold, Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me? Hey you, standing in the aisle, With itchy feet and fading smile, can you feel me? Hey you, don't help them to bury the light. Don't give in without a fight. Hey you, out there on your own, Sitting naked by the phone, would you touch me? Hey you, with your ear against the wall, Waiting for someone to call out, would you touch me? Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone? Open your heart, I'm coming home.... by Roger Waters (Pink Floyd) - The Wall |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
pdv me a straight talker never nan you can see many more on channel 4 and i think it also comes after scooby doo on channel 2 dove yuh i think that would be the only time i'd be watchin too devina i alays hope for that thank you sudhir floyd has always been onno my inspirations yuh yuh thanky for readin in a canyon in a cavern excavatin for a mine dwelt a miner forty niner and his daughter clemintine!!! yeehaw! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Walt - Man! I'm really GLAD, That I'm not your mean ol' Dad. Cuz if I was, I'd be red, And shortly after.... You'd be DEAD! (Along with yer pal, Mr. Springer) lol you are truly a great read, Walt! |
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