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Where Have All The "Crazies" Gone?
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Where Have All The "Crazies" Gone? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Where's Balladeer and LongJohn? Elvis Presley's dead, Nighthawk's out a riding, Or drinkin' beer instead. My mind's a'goin' crazy, (As if that's something new) I think I need some therapy, I may be way past due? I remember when I was married, My wife said I drank more than I used to, I told her that's not possible, For a mortal human to do! Sure I took some drugs, Many years ago... But they won't hurt ya, hurt ya, hurt ya, As I'm sure you all should know I'm just the innocent Toerag, Looking for some fun, I know I'm a son of something, And it sure ain't a simple gun! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Hiya Darling..  NH got called away, his dad..  Haven't seen LJA for ages though, I guess Lor is keeping him busy..*g* Good to see you about.. HUSG darling |
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SEA 
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Toe~ you are so much fun, I needed a poem from you today. I have so much crap going on today, a smile feels so out of place. Thank you for putting it back on for me! -SEA |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
SEA: You ok? HUGS |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
My two mistresses! It's been ages since I've been able to sleep with you two....Um, er, I mean speak with you two! How in the health are ya?.... |
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SEA
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since 2000-01-18
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RG~ no I'm a mess today... I have to get a leap done on my cervix, ugh! my kids are being really rotten, and my husband is being a clod, other than that, I'm really ok. -SEA |
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SEA
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Love ya Toe!!!!  -SEA |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yassee?.....Sea? Ya need me! I can leap your cervix in a matter of seconds?......I hope things go well sweets....and I'm sure your hubby will come around, and the kids.....have ya tried cuttin' him off?.....Don't feed the kids?....Ground all of them? I remember when my wife cut me off to once a month.....that wasn't really that bad...she cut some of my friends off all together?..... |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Darling: I'm doing ok, how about you?.. HUSG SEA: I'm not sure 'leap' is a good word combined with cervix when Toe's around...*g* what the flipping heck is leap??? but good luck and tell your husband to be kind and gentle with you and the children to behave...that's sure to work...LOL HUSG |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Come to think of it....What the hell is leap?....I've heard of eat, seek, treat, meat,.....but what's leap?.....Is that like jumping over the kitty?.....I'm so confused, but, that's normal for me yanno?.... |
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SEA
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since 2000-01-18
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Toe~ my dear, I'd much rather you leap over it! RG~ sweetie, it sucks.....I have to get my cervix numb, then she's gotta burn a couple spots of "bad" cells off... then I'll cramp and bleed for a few days.... they do this so it won't grow into cancer..... |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Toe: I think we both just had it explained... .. HUSG SEA: Here we call that laser treatment and yep, it's flipping uncomfortable and a little embarrassing to say the least...I feel for you sweetheart, hope you're ok.. HUGS |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sea....I'm so very sorry I asked?....I thought it may be something about going to an OBGYN and skipping over the Pap?....I'm sorry you're having the OBGWhyme blues....and know everything will turn out well....you just take care, and pretend Toerag's doing the procedure.....that way you'll know it will turn out just great! |
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Craig Member
since 1999-06-10
Posts 444 |
Hello Toe, I'm not sure where they are but there are rumors! Toerag where do I begin To tell the sorry tale Long John while out Fishing Was mistaken for a whale Nighthawk in a drunken state Joined a local hippy commune Chanting ‘Ban the bum’ and ‘Peace man’ In a caftan of pure maroon Old balladeer got arrested By the Sonnet Poem Police For passing off fake sonnets (But he’s out on day release) At least that’s what the rumors say But it might not be the truth Cause they also said that you moved south And changed your name to Ruth Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool: But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Craig: Flipping heck, hello stranger.. You're on the ball tonight..*g*HUSG |
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SEA
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since 2000-01-18
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RG~ My kids will be with my Dad, my hubby is driving me cuz I get so shaky from the epinephrine, and ya, it's embarrasing, not exactly what I like opening my legs for!(LOL) I had this done 2 years ago, I'll be fine. Toe~ thank you soooo very much for making me laugh. I needed it! I'll just remember that and laugh my way through it. At least I'll try! I gotta go get ready to go now, thanks you two for letting me talk to you, I really needed it! Love you guys,SEA |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I'm not sure But I've heard it said, That LongJohn's had a sex change, And changed his name to Craig? Now this may be only rumor, But now I ponder not, But howdy pal, hope you're well, I've missed ya all alot! |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LJA's gone out to SEA Ruth is back, hooray for we... Balladeer has snuck in here and Toe's he's holding hostage beer... Just stick around, good ol' Toe, so we know for smilies where to go LJA and 'Deer will join in force and the sound you'll hear is the laughing chorus! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno Sunshine? I remember in High School when I couldn't wait to quit art and intercourse....I mean, Enter Chorus....okay, so the first one was on my mind most of the time....but I can sing some? |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
Uhmmm guys? I think I found the crazies...they're all posting replies to this poem...*wink* ~X~ good luck SEA! |
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Craig Member
since 1999-06-10
Posts 444 |
Now this is real confusing Cause on a bet and for a thrill I booked in to the lop chop shop And now call myself April So Toe’s now known as Little Ruth John is Craig (how queer) I’ve become Miss April WHO THE HELL IS BALLADEER!!!! Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool: But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
You can sing more than some! LOL. But it's hell persuading you to do so!!! And rather than change your name to Ruth... *G* Might I suggest some alternatives involving someone by that name? LOL Leap this way! *G* This is wonderful, sweetie... some of the crazies may be missing, but there are more! LOL. Thanks for the smiles!!!! (Okay... grins... at the poem... and your "run for the hills" expression at Sea's explanation! LOL. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
X-Angel: That's something I'll happily admit to....*g* HUGS SEA: Best of luck and remember to look left or right but never straight ahead and don't eat pickled onions before you go...*g* HUGS Darling: I'm off to look at something else for a bit so take care of you.. and don't be a stranger, listening?.. HUSG |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Who is BALLADEER? Are those the words I hear? I'm here, my boys, as you can plainly see But I'm the only one And I can't have no fun Cause all you suckers done ran out on me! Toe, you took off a spell LongJohn has gone to hell Craig? Well, he drops by just once a month or two Lucy girl became a relic Poet Femme has turned angelic So what's a Balladeer supposed to do? It appears that Corazon Has left us all alone Chris doesn't like the way that we respond Poet deVine has lost her spunk And without your silly junk I'm headed for the Rest Home and beyond. So hear this BALLADEER And get yore butt back here There's wars to fight and battles to be won. Craig's ready, I am sure So let's provide the cure To chase away the blues and have some fun!! |
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Craig Member
since 1999-06-10
Posts 444 |
Bally Dear Once a month!!! I’m a three times a night guy ask PDV  Your idea sounds rather good That bit about us having fun I’m always ready for a laugh So put me down for some Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool: But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet. |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Ohmygawd....and I thought there was something wrong with ME!  See you cats later, back to church I go! ROFLMAO I do believe this is the first ever thread that mentions "cervix".....(gasp) |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I'm still nuts I'm sure you know. I'm still here but where'd I go? Where I am is where I is. But where is that? That is the quiz. [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 05-09-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Lost my spunk did you say? Well, I'll tell you plain and true I've got more spunk in this vine that in all of you Craig is a 3time guy nightly on ICQ Toe is in absentia and in dementia too LngJhn is no longer long he's short on time in here I've rarely seen a spark from our old Balladeer! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
On second thought! Where have all the crazies gone? YOU, my friend Toe are the head-crazie!! Where did YOU go? |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL I needed this big time!!!! Craig you're on ROLL! Love it all! Miss ya toe! |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
How can this be? Who woulda thunk DeVine still had a little spunk? And Craig is a three-times-a-nighter? Lucky DeVine! That must delight her! And Justin Thyme stopped by to call? Perhaps there is hope after all!!!!!! |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
LJA and Lorelei, are busy living life the old fashioned way. Work, travel, moving...and still enjoying being newly weds...Currently in Chattanooga Tennessee again, till Friday, then heading back to Maryland and our new abode...all is well with us, but LJA is busy with the books. Good to hear we have been missed...Drop us a line! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
okokokokoko yuh yuh uyh yhuhuy what really does it take to be certified bonafied tutti fruti fied around here that i ain't been mentioned yet durnit i work hard to be this knocked up on frutopia loopies so durned well gime some that reeeeeespect!! [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-09-2000).] |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
Well hello Toe, we haven't met but I have been really jammed Opened this crazy poetry thread to see if I was out of my head, Now, because of all of you I find myself in catch-22 should I be insane, what an interesting game Well have met Balladeer, and the devine Poet --) and fatal poet but where is this 3 time a nighter? All I know is there are many clever poets in here --so to you Toe - I shall pop open a beer Cervix- well seems as interesting as any and very sorry ya got to go through it added stress is never fun - but gives you an excuse to kick his buns Met a few docs who say the cervix can't feel pain - now I know... they are insane Well, feel slighlty uncomfortable busting into this crazy place so maybe I am sane after all hope I don't leave in disgrace netswan |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Walt, my boy, oh golly gee!! We do owe an apology. To all of us a little odd We DO consider you a God!!! I have to say it is my fault That you were not included, Walt. Come and join us, if you please. We'd love to have your expertise!!!! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
What's this you say Balladeer? Walt's an expert tease? I should have known you'd say that you always aim to please Remember when this kind of thing was what we enjoyed the most Rhyming war with other poets and even Ron, our host! We've lost our close knit cronies somewhere in all this rhyme so let's enjoy each other again once more, for old sakes time!! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
And I thought all the crazies were staying at my house! I can see Serenity's Bed & Breakfast will have to add a few more rubber rooms! |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
ALL RIGHTY THEN!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Aw, Nan... put that eraser away! We haven't had this much fun in a long while! LOL See what you started, Toe??? *G* All your fun playmates are jes waiting for you to finish being busy! *G* ROFL @ the PDV/Balladeer/Walt show... and hoping the head-crazie gets back here soon! *G* |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
I feel like a voyeur! Hope you don't mind me watching the battle ... much enjoying this! /Kit |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Well here I come a little late, It has become my fashion. I'll jump right in to this bebate, And do a little flashin. (of my pearly white's Mikey boy  )Toerag is a little Ruth? And Craig is now an April? Someone please tell the truth, Have all the men gone (can't get a rhyme here..sigh) Female? They're runnin round in little skirts, They're blouses open wide. Lookin for their just deserts, With every flavor tried. Look around at hairy chests, Encased in frilly bras. Are they really doing jests, Or living life as Ma's? |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
Oh my God, I can't believe my eyes these poet girls are really guys? oh my god, oh my dear I shoulda knew it was Balladeer I can't rhyme, don't I know it! I'm just a lowly Free Verse poet but rhyme I'll try so hard to do just to play along with you old Toe is here, back to play even tho he's wearin' silk Lingerie maybe I'll watch and see who's who maybe Walt's been sniffin dippity-do my oh my, this site is keen with Miss DeVine as the Queen back and forth this banter goes as all the crazies keep us on our *TOES* signing off for now it's true but I'll be back to pester you *sigh* I TRIED |
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Craig Member
since 1999-06-10
Posts 444 |
Shopping After The Chopping These high heeled shoes are killing me They give you aching knees. My ankles weren’t designed to bend More than forty-five degrees. And if I get these sharp false nails On the bloke that made this bra He’ll get a stiletto enema. Yes, you know who you are!! This dress is pretty sexy though, Straight from Paris France it is Much better than the suit I wore But does my bum look big in this? Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool: But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
There's just no way thatI could stay out of all of this fuss Seems like 'twas only yesterday that I was one of us But changin' to a dress and heels don't seem quite right to me I'd as soon wear four big wheels and jump out of a tree Get some speed up down a hill and feel air resistance Not knowing if I have the skill to go the whole darn distance If women's clothes are what you like that's plain okay with me But dresses on a Mooses butt are not a sight to see !!! |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
does just going crazy count me in? good to see you MR.TOE |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Toe, you're the only one that could cause such a stir after such a LONG haitus. Nice to see ya, crazy as always. Corinne |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Yeah, Toe can really cause a stir 'Specially if he became a "her" And Craig is wearin women's clothes While donning blonde wigs, I suppose. Dr. Moose is now Moosette... How crazy can this whole scene get???? Nan is ready to erase If anything gets out of place. Poet DeVine has pencil poised Ready to rumble with "the boys" So now that we are set to go Where the hell is Mr. Toe?? Is he just a hit and runner? Takes pot-shots like a tail gunner? Round up the posse, Craig my, er, girl And let's track down that little squirrel! |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
We must be on an adventure here finding poetic fossils. Its nice to see all you people in one thread so I can say hi to all of you at the same time. Geesh..back to my work..There's poetry to be read. Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau" |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Poetic fossil.....YES!!! That is the best description of Toerag I've seen! Nicely said. Temptress! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
'deer, now you've gone and done it! Now Toe's going to come in and tell his how old his bone is..how big it is..why it's the best fossil bone ever!!! Geez... |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
Hay, don't forgait me... They just let me ont of the instatooshun and furnished me a cute little dress 'ol Ron didn't like that mush so he's kooking up de new constatooshun RJ lickes me toosh jits f.I.N.E says I can stay for a time. If I could paint a portrait, of this life in which I've led, and somehow sketch a story, of the visions in my head, I'd start out with a canvas, stretched tightly in a frame, and in the bottom corner, I'd leave room to sign my name. (Michelle A. Bartley) |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Now I'd never doubt my sweet Toerag But there are those here who'd think he bragged If he described the best fossil/bone ever. So my idea (and one quiet clever!) Is a detailed examination Obliterating all temptation To be modest or exaggerate. And for that job, I'd be just great!! Ready to report for duty, sir! (If he says yes, I'll be just a blur In my haste to get to that fine man!) To be quite thorough is my plan. What a joy such a "job" would be Please, Mr. Toerag... hire me! *G* |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
hey can second in line peek over your shoulder...if you get the job that is....just in case you miss a spot I could...ever so helpfully you know...put my finger on it....*g* |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
The 'bone collecter' is my title I do it professionally so if you need some help, my friend, I'll be there personally I've measured bones and checked them for density and girth even checked them for merriment and mirth This bone of which we speak is the funny one is it not? If it's that other one you know! I'll be there in just a shot!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Such helpful souls we have 'round here! (But at least it's not ole Balladeer Trying to offer his assistance For that would meet with much resistance From Toe... and me! I fear!) *G* Poet D claims to be expert But I'm afraid I'd probably hurt Her if she got 'tween me and Toe And that Corazon must surely know Such suggestions she should not assert! To think that I would miss a spot! I said I'm thorough... I will not Make this a cursory exam! So thank you very kindly ma'am(s) But step aside, this job I've got! LOL |
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SEA
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Suthern, I'm afraid I've beat you to it and I can tell you now I know His name should be Mr. BIG TOE!! I checked it once I checked it twice I have to say it was very nice!! -SEA- |
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Menage Numero Trois Junior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 33Zee South of France |
all you ladies sure are dreamin' ol' Mr. Toe has got you screamin' I say let's get a microscope tweezers and a length of rope bonepicking Toe so you say he's afraid to come out and play I'd like to see how he measure's UP but there he goes like a scolded pup the Menage #3 came to see the fuss and soon she found that she must call for help from one of three there just was no bone see looked they might, looked they may looked all night, looked all day Toe sat there with streaming eyes afraid to mention his surprise when he woke this fine morn his curly locks had been shorn revealed in the stark daylight he screamed and cried with all his might someone stole his golden bone and left inscribed a naughty poem moral of the tale you see one's more dangerous than three < !signature--> vous pouvez penser que vous me connaissez mais vous faites? Je ne suis pas qui vous vous attendez à ce que je soit [This message has been edited by Menage Numero Trois (edited 05-11-2000).] |
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Menage Numero Trois Junior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 33Zee South of France |
oops [This message has been edited by Menage Numero Trois (edited 05-11-2000).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
You see what you get with such lies? Your message twice, to your surprise! Toe has no use of Menage Three For all he needs is here in me. well... in my dreams *G* And sweet looking SEA is so conniving On my torment, she is thriving! If it's the funny bone we seek We've all had much more than a peek! And now it seems I cannot trust the lot of you! You're just trying make me blue. But by now you all should know This here gal adores that Toe! And so she schemes... |
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Menage Numero Trois Junior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 33Zee South of France |
*sultry french laugh* ahh dahleeng you may theenk you can scheeme but we three are so hot you may get burnt! ohhh and just fyi....never ever trust someone with a bad french accent *wink* [This message has been edited by Menage Numero Trois (edited 05-11-2000).] |
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SEA
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Suthern, I'd never try to take your Toe away just wanted to join the fun and have my say Gotta love him that bone is really quite enormous more than enough for the both of us!! -SEA |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFLMAO !! I'll just wait, they say patience is a virtue...*g*...Ouch !! LOL HUSG |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Looking for Toerag's "bone of love" Is like that old show "In Search Of...." Leonard Nimoy at the head Looking for fossils long since dead. Crisco shortening would sponsor it "In Search of Toerag's Little bit" It's A Small World as its theme song The show (and Toe) wouldn't be too long. I'm not sure but it's my guess They could probably find Loch Ness Or maybe Yeti but heaven knows They'd never find that **** of Toe's. Of course I mean his funny bone! The funniest bone he'll ever own! Compared to normal....it is half No wonder all the ladies laugh |
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Kevin
since 1999-11-02
Posts 729Torrington, Ct, Usa |
It seems the hands have all been delt but I’ve not played a card its time I make my presence felt this game isn’t that hard now lets see if I understand each and every rule we let loose with insults bland no matter if there cruel well good ‘ol deer has just remarked he’s twice the man as toe too bad his match has only sparked during my fireworks show if you'll allow me my own seat ill grant you a reprieve and hold on to my little treat and the ace that’s up my sleeve |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Talk about old bones! This be one deep file. I've been gone so long I feel like the Dead Sea Scrolls come back to life. Things finally get back to some normalcy at the station and the first post I stick my nose into is this one! Damn! but I missed this place. Thanks for all the laughs on the way down. I'll be checking in more ofter now... that's a threat and a promise. Peace ya'll! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Such a man, such a Toe Such a treat don't you know Tiptoes, pigeon toes, web toes too all these toes, what's a girl to do I see them in my dreams at night each Toe is a magnificent site that one there all alone is that, could it be? Toe's funny bone! |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
Uncle Toe oops. [This message has been edited by lucky (edited 05-11-2000).] |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
So I'm crazzzzy,,,,, I tha tha think I got it justin thyme. Uncle Toe Said Uncle Toe sitting by the old south gate Wanting them boys they been staying out late Uncle Toe thinks they are way out of line Maybe they think he’s past his prime Uncle Toe said, "Better straighten up right" When Uncle Toe spoke it wasn’t a pretty sight Uncle Toe lived in the woods out back Lived in the shade of a utility shack He looked in at the big brick house At the boy’s as quiet as a mouse Uncle Toe tucked in the compost pile Out by the back door look at him smile He said, "Kid stop drinking that brew Plan while you can or the joke's on you" Uncle Toe sitting by the swimming pool Sits in the sun when the weather’s cool Sits in the sun when the boy’s walk by Maybe they think he's a little bit sly Uncle Toe sitting by the cool mill race All day long with a grin on his face He said, "Boys you had better not try Kissin'em all 'cause I won't stand by Uncle Toe sitting by the wrought iron fence Looks at the moon like it don't make sense We say, "Toe here's looking at you Hoping you'll get your wish too" Sway to the left, sway to the right When Uncle Toe spoke it was sure a different sight. |
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Menage #1 Junior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 28 |
Zee menage vee are - Vee do not laff... At Rag d'Toe - nor at heez staff... He eez Zee Man.. There eez no doubt Vee LUVVV-Vous ... Toe so pleeez don't pout.. Vee'll not confess - Justin Kace you saw Zatt Toerag veeth Menage a Trois....   |
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menage a demideux Junior Member
since 2000-05-11
Posts 32 |
Je suis sooooo excited to be here on zee boards!! woohoo!!! Oooo la la... iz so completement merveilleux! Je m'apple "menage a demideux"! Gentil de vous rencontrer! J'aimerais voir le grand os de Toerag! C'est très intrigant !! Thees iz... fantastique!!  : demideux |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
No, Kevin, you don't understand We don't let out with insults bland Or with remarks both mean and cruel.... Unless they're at Toe...that's the rule. Sir Andrew!!!! Boy, we've missed you. If there was anything to get you out of hiding, this thread would be the thing! Great to see you! Darn, this is getting to be like old times!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
[well, maybe just one or 2 more] WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE In this dirty old part of the city Where the sun refused to shine People tell me there ain't no use in tryin' Now my girl you're so young and pretty And one thing I know is true You'll be dead before your time is due, I know Watch my daddy in bed a-dyin' Watched his hair been turnin' grey He's been workin' and slavin' his life away Oh yes I know it (Yeah!) He's been workin' so hard (Yeah!) I've been workin' too, baby (Yeah!) Every night and day (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!) We gotta get out of this place If it's the last thing we ever do We gotta get out of this place 'cause girl, there's a better life for me and you, yes dar is, tes yhere is, yes there is... |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I sure wish he was getting an email notification everytime someone replied to this thread!!!  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
GET BACK HERE, POND SCUM!!!!! |
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menage a demideux Junior Member
since 2000-05-11
Posts 32 |
Où est l'écume? Je suis tres ... meexed up... eez le homme meezing??? Je suis un petite demideux... je ne comprends pas ahhh... well... theez iz trez fantastique to have meet all theez poetique peeple... oh and au sujet de ce qui is le os de toerag? merci beaucoup |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
I've have roamed these hallowed halls for just about a year. And you would not believe the things that I have heard in here. There were stories about animals and veggies in a stand. Unless you were a part of this you wouldn't understand. Balladeer says I'm a relic. He hit the nail right on the head. But don't worry I don't take to heart the mean things that he's said. I love this little family and have missed you all like crazy. I just can't seem to rhyme the words, or maybe I got lazy. I called out to my buddies, but I can't find my inspiration. The words just seem all stuck in there. I've got Poetry constipation. [This message has been edited by Lucie (edited 05-13-2000).] |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
Sacre Menage trois! fun to speak another language on ze measuring ze humurous or was it Toe's special toy Soon it will be no pisettes and grand titons for all the men who have turned into ladies prancing in their lacy panties garter belts - black seamed nylons - wobbling in their high heeled shoes I will pass out mirrors and each of you can look so ne'er you have to fear in public you shall ne'er appear au revoir netswan |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Toerag you old scalawag, I'm down here by the sea. Waiting for your ship to come in Riding as low as it can be. Come read the sweet seafaring tale, I've written in your stead. Then admit it is all true, So we can confirm you are not dead. |
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Dakota Member
since 2000-05-25
Posts 125New York |
Just stopped in to kill some time Got hung up in all this rhyme Wading through the muck and grime Your poetry banter is sublime Keep up the good work I say to you One thing for sure I know is true Whomever comes in feeling blue Will leave smiling thanks to you |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
To All Of You Crazies, Come back and play please for me today!! I've lost my smiles and need some laugh's. The very first time I came to this forum this is what I picked for my first poem to read your peotry battles and I miss them SO!!!! So im BUMPING this back in hopes to see more of you dear friends back at passions PLEASE!!!!! Love,, Cerenity |
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