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killer222 Junior Member
since 2000-04-06
Posts 48Northolt,Middlesex,England |
A bit of fun for those of us who like a good meal in a good restaurant Unsatisfied customer Kindly take this food away Do you think this is a joke? This WELL-DONE steak tastes so bad It makes me want to puke I’ve seen steaks more well done In a cattle mart This rump is so undercooked I think it’s gonna fart This steak is almost raw I think I heard it moo My god this cow is still alive It’s more alive than YOU!  "shun the frumious Bandersnatch!" Killer222 :) |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Sounds like you should change restaurants! This reminded me of the time I had to send my steak back three times to get it done well.(the waitress said the chef didn't like cooking steak well done...couldn't understand that some people actually like it that way) I got my meal for free without even making a complaint! Can you imagine? I was pleasantly surprised! Denise |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi Killer, This is just to cute, i've done waitressing in my life time and can picture this happening, very much enjoyed. Cerenity |
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