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a well-educated man (knows how to play you) |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855
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Good evening. I thank you, tonight, for your audience. As you know, many forebearances have been digressed recently, So I ask for your strict attention as I present my research On solving these exerstilics of perspicuous resortiums. Now, as you all know, the conferring tactics of ribald philosophy Are equidistant to the contusional apropos complex, Keeping in mind the configuration of understatement Teeming throughout with malapropisms. Ah ha! But the underlying interactions of salient equations Brings up a good argument: i.e., we are all carbon-based Molecules spinning in fields of subordinate energy clauses Brought toward fruition by the ceded domination of antiquity. I think these numbers speak for themselves. In fact, According to figure A.31partC in the handouts, you can see The upper metatarsal disconfigured by alarming reconstructions Resulting in the unfortunate expanse of self-sufficient industry. If anything is going to happen in this field of inquiry, We must act now. Therefore, with your blessing and The blessing of the well-thinking individuals gathered here, I would like to propose the following: First, we must enact strict forebodeance requirements To keep the aphoristic misfits of recompensed salubriation From finding ways through the transcontinental shell of functioning, Or, as my colleague calls it, "The Human-Reformation Prospectus." Second, we must thrust the paramecium glucose aborigine Back to its pre-metastatic state. The uracil must Enact properly with the incremental kilowatts of work Proferred through proper maintenance of the fungatic vessel. Third, and I cannot stress this enough, we have to Find a way to suppress the metabolic reaction of knowledge So as to make clouded judgment and inhibited clarity The proper tool of behavioral ruling by your peers. Finally, I suggest the cranial radio-motion simplex Be carried out to its higher occurrence of irrigational usage _ In other words, people, we must tranquilize sterile subfunctioning For the good of humankind's operating self-hiatus. That's all for tonight. I thank you for your time, And trust you will make the proper decision based on these findings. Until next time we meet, I will say with no small tinge of regret, Good night, gentlemen. You have been a most attentive audience. [This message has been edited by bsquirrel (edited 06-28-2000).] |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
LOL...HUH??? ok..let me guess... another bad staff meeting at work???... boring seminar they sent you ???... a REALLY bad poetry reading? LOL well i hope ya wrote some love poems while ya had to listen to Mr Dictionary talk. later -cool-sarcastic-gator  jm/bs baby dont you work so hard for this prize you've found, it will all be gone-when you turn around, cause nothing lasts forever anyway. Rick Roberts |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
How DARE you call me carbon-based!!  I feel violated  |
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Alle'cram Senior Member
since 2000-02-28
Posts 1816Texas |
UnHuh!! Just what I thought!  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Oooh...I wanna go back to my pre-metatasmitic state...PICK ME!!! (I have had some previous training...) Too rich for words, Mike, you said 'em all. |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
This one's flying as far over heads as "a note to new poets" did, isn't it? Oh well. Mike |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Mike~ It sounds like a horribly politically correct man trying to "get some".  -SEALive,Love,Laugh :) ~SueB |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
Hey, SEA -- damn, you're smart! You were close. Actually, it's just my way of poking fun at those people who have to hide their weak ideas with inflated words they don't even know the meaning of. There's a few people at the office like that -- man, reporters gots egos!Mike |
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