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X Angel
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since 1999-11-07
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0 posted 2000-07-14 04:58 PM


KittYzuma's Revenge

there once was an onery old scoundrel
who liked to step out of the bound-rels
he wrote cruel kitty haikus
which evoked quite alot of loud boos

some say this ol' Long John
left town with just his boots on
tho' I fear we'll never know
cuz 'twas out on a rail he did go

legand tells of a fluffy black cat
in tails and a nifty top hat
who cleared the town clean
of a critter oh so mean

for someone to help the town searched high and low
for this bad pussy cat terror really must go!
KittYzuma came forward and won the bid
to help the town of Long John be rid

KittYzuma ranted and raved and raised such cain
that Long John left on the very next train
and all that was seen as he fled outta sight
was a pair of flying boots and a backside of white




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Janet Marie
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since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554

1 posted 2000-07-14 05:14 PM


hehehehe...paybacks are so sweet  
me thinks he should have to walk the plank
for kickin kitties...
great work...
nice we can play with our poetry and have fun
amidst all the heartache poems
jm

There are places inside our souls -
that have never been touched.
There are places inside our hearts -
that need to be loved this much.
~jm~

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
2 posted 2000-07-14 06:28 PM


Heather - very sweet poem - was it intended for me??  *innocent, sweetman eyes*.  In response, my limerick-writing bones must reply:

Heather's spreading a dirty rumor,
For the sake of her kitty-humor.
She says she saw white
On that frightful night,
What she saw was my silky bloomers!

hah!

As for the helpless kitties I see,
(The ones who aren't hiding in trees)
Their cries don't irritate,
But they make ladies say,
"Long John, you will be punished by me."

Ain't I a devil???  *wigglin eyebrows*

Janet Marie - A poe from you, too!  This kitty kickin' stuff is really paying off!  woo hoo

An a nice poem it was, too!


Poet deVine
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3 posted 2000-07-14 09:48 PM


I read this allowed to "Niala, Skittles and Moira" they meowed their approval!  
Sunshine
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4 posted 2000-07-14 09:59 PM


XA, you Rock!

LJA - rocks at you!

Sunny

~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
Helen Keller ~~~

When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ


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5 posted 2000-07-15 07:25 AM


XAngel~
Way to go gal !

That LongJohn ain't REALLY a 'kitty-kicker' is he ?????
Oooooooooh !  
LongJohn in 'silky bloomers'
What a thought !  

I think he's just MEOOOOWWWWING !
~*Marge*~



~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Nan
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6 posted 2000-07-21 10:48 PM


That "nice" poem was deserving of my GIANT ERASER, if I recall......

Cute one, X

Balladeer
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7 posted 2000-07-22 09:16 PM


My, what sharp claws you have, m'dear! I love it!!!  
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