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jbowie Member
since 2000-02-18
Posts 135BANGOR (that OR) ME |
FFA stands for the future farmers of america. Now I grew up partially in upstate New York before being transplanted into richmond Va. I was not bitter about being a yankee but others seemed to be. So I wrote this FFa rap to strike against my redneck oppressors at the age of fourteen with my best friend FFA RAP we're the country boys, he's Hank and I'm Chet we were born in the south and we're confederates we can't do math, we can't do science but when we're in shop class we form a big alliance FFA- yeah haw FFA- God Darn we hunt, we fish, we farm, we chew there ain't much that we can't do when I wear my boots, I feel real proud I'm a redneck and I say it loud FFA- yeah haw FFA- God Darn Hats, belts, with really big buckles if your a yankee you can feel my knuckles I was ridin yesterday in my massive chevy truck when I hit a deer and I said "Oh shucks" FFA- yeah haw FFA- God darn So just remember what us country boys said if you have a neck make it RED humor folks, don't come after me A real man kisses his children goodnight |
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LittleCookie Member
since 2000-06-28
Posts 55asheville,NC,UnitedStates |
Why would we come after you?I'm from the south,and being a southern-belle,it's not very lady-like!Kidding aside-This was quite funny,reminds me of when I use to be in school the things we would come up with! :*)Agile in love,while rooted in soul |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
*coming after you with the pitchfork and a vengeful look*  Yup...You are very fortunate we Southern women are Ladies.   Seriously..This was absolutely hilarious. YOu did this when you were young? I can just imagine the effect it had then. ROTFLMAO! Laters...As always, your work is great. Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau" |
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angelswing Senior Member
since 2000-02-10
Posts 705United Kingdom |
Be proud of what you are, as it is all you can be, do your best . And I think the view of red necks is very steriotypical and unfair, good job it's a joke, even if I don't live in America . Nicely written . L.of.L. Tom . p.s. Why are they called 'red necks' as I don't understand the name, it makes no sense, is there an underlying reason for the name . Insanity is a perfectly normal responce to an abnormal world -R.D.Laing.- |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
hehe.... no wonder they banished you to become a Mainiac - in perpetude....  |
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