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The Fate of a Fat Cow
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The Fate of a Fat Cow |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico 
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NOTE: I hope that this doesn't offend anybody. As you can see during the 5th cycle i liked writing humurous poems. So here's another one to fit your fancy. I hope you like it and not condemn it! The Fate of a Fat Cow: Fat cow, oh fat cow. Why have you left the herd? Was it to sleep or eat some grass Maybe crap out a turd? Fat cow, oh fat cow. Come back to me today. I'll stop poking your ass with a red, hot probe. Come back to me I say. Fat cow, oh fat cow. Forgive this hateful sinner. I promise to not hurt you much. I'm just hungry for dinner.  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
LOL. This was crazy. Kickin' job. You go man. ~Carly Better days are on the way, my friend, just a ways on down the line. I believe that just around the bend, everythings gonna be fine... |
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kutzly Junior Member
since 2000-10-08
Posts 17ohio |
i loved it it was great and humerous at the same time! i hope i can find more poems as sly and artistic as FAT COW! peace missy "when there was only 2 sets of footprints it was when i carried u my son" Footprints |
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Lakewalker Member Elite
since 2000-08-05
Posts 3289On the streets w/ people |
Dopey, you have problems  I like it. So I guess that means I have problems too?? |
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LyricFetish Senior Member
since 2000-01-13
Posts 528North Carolina |
Way cool. You made a comment about hoping this wouldn't offend anyone. ??? Say, anyone who has strong feelings for fat cows? Or those damn vegetarians? Ok kiddo, good job, stay completely whacked out. *Meredith* I'll just keep on laughing, Hiding the tears in my eyes... *Oleander |
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jytree Member
since 2000-01-26
Posts 336omaha ark usa |
let me lend you a bib while you dive in huh early to rise, early to bed, make a man healthy, but socially dead. |
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Jenn Cirrincione
since 2000-07-02
Posts 2107Fl |
dopey- yucky!! I guess that could be viewed as funny... in some way. I'm just playin'it was... interesting?? Jenn "He's mastered the art, of looking sincere, his eyes have a way, of making you stay, don't look in the mirror"- Chely Wright |
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sweetstuff101 Member
since 2000-07-27
Posts 375OK, USA |
lol very funny. But that was pretty interesting... |
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Erin Member Elite
since 2000-06-15
Posts 2527~Chicago~ |
LOL Dopey you are so goofy!!! ~*Love is sometimes like a rose. Beautiful in the beginning but dies in the end.*~ |
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Dopey Dope
Moderator
Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Yea I guess I am a bit goofy hehe....... sometimes i just do not feel like writing serious or love or sad or anything like that. I just want to get a message across in a funny way. This poem does have a message.....i mean, everything i write has a certain message.....but it's humurous. Glad you all thought it was "......interesting?" haha ok bye! I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. |
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StarPryncess17 Senior Member
since 2000-05-31
Posts 932Colorado |
Good thing I'm a Hippo and not a fat cow huh! nice work kid, I was most amused*Being an angel doesn't mean having a halo or wings, it means doing the right thing and wanting to make a difference* |
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