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Alwye
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0 posted 2000-06-20 01:22 AM


Two by two we come marching in
LoveBug and I at the head
We are THE force of greatness
We are the one's they dread!

"The teens are coming, so run!"
The masses scream and flee
For we powerful teenagers
Are taking over the world ya see!

"It shall be named Volkswagenia!"
Lovebug shouts to the sky
People the world over hear us
As we scream our dominating cry!

"Don't worry, we're pretty mellow."
I say to the worrried folks
"We just want all the cute guys
And just a couple of cokes!"

With a flash of silver light
From a dusty ol' television screen
The teenagers show incredible power
Which the world has never seen!

With the sound of infomercials
Blaring loudly in their ears
The teens of Passions in poetry
Ease all the peoples fears.

We shall all reign forever
Lovebug and I standing at the head
And with a loud "bwahahahaha!"
It will be us the bad guys dread!


LoveBug and myself had an interesting conversation about teens taking over the world today, and this is what I came up with as a result!  Oh and FYI, the television thing came from Christopher, the moderator of prose, who wants to overthrow our plan for world domination!

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*Krista Knutson*

"Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts.  If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~


"We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~




[This message has been edited by Alwye (edited 06-20-2000).]

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1 posted 2000-06-20 01:28 AM


Ah, this is a wonderful way of presenting our plan to our fellow teenagers. We SHALL overthrow the powers of the world and rule all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHHAHAHA!

Oh yeah, since it IS "Volkswagenia", the only cars that can be driven are Volkswagens. (duh!)

Oh yeah (again), Chris is too OLD to be taking over the world! He would DIE in his OLD AGE HOME before the plan could be realized!

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde
"The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea

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2 posted 2000-06-20 01:31 AM


ROFLMAO!  YES!  This is hilarious, but since you didn't include me anywhere in your plans I'm afraid I'll have to side with my comoderator... Prose will take over the world!  MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Abrahm Simons

"Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon

Alwye
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3 posted 2000-06-20 01:35 AM


Okay okay my dear...you're in.  

Oh, and we must not forget
The Unstoppable Dusk Treaders wrath
For he will join us in our plot
And destroy all evil in our path!

(cuz I, his girlfriend, says so! hehe)

Leave Chris in the dust and join the power of the teens my love!  I know you want to....*beckoning you slyly*


*Krista Knutson*

"Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~


"We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~

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4 posted 2000-06-20 01:56 AM


War is declared, a gauntled thrown
Those girls wrote a poem and forgot me
Time to rally the army of egos overgrown
I'll show the world and those girls will see!

Master Chris upon his wheeled throne
Sits and drools, says "when I was your age!"
Decrepit with dentures and cane sits alone
Watching his special dancers in their cage

He stirs himself and leads the charge
T'was myself and Chris alone against two girls
"I like little girls!" Chris cried as enemy loomed large
Oh my!  Hit by nausea my vision whirls

My visions clears and I can't believe what I see!
A horde of teenage girls looking unimpressed
And there's Krista dear, that's enough for me
Bu bye Chris I know who's the best!


Abrahm Simons

"Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon

Jeremiah Johnson
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5 posted 2000-06-20 03:13 AM


good rhyme and idea we should take out the world with are words.(hahaha).< !signature-->

I'm the lord, I'm the havoc, I'm the soul




[This message has been edited by Jeremiah Johnson (edited 06-20-2000).]

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6 posted 2000-06-20 03:13 AM


this is very funny but you forgot me to cause i'm more of the evil teenager and you'll always need someone that other people are scared of.(hahaha).

I'm the lord, I'm the havoc, I'm the soul



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7 posted 2000-06-20 05:16 AM


I say, what opportunity !
World domination ! Start with PIP !
I second this Battle of Teen

Let's conquer every enemy
Abe gave us Prose as first trophy
I say, what opportunity !

Who is afraid of 'old' Chrissy
When I am here to stand by thee
I second this Battle of Teen

He may still be unknowingly
Of this little conspiracy
I say, what opportunity !

Out of his wheelchair he may flee
To write some words to have mercy  
I second this Battle of Teen !

Now first the Workshops, then the rest
Take over PIP ! Teen is the BEST !
I second this Battle of Teen
I say what opportunity !




Crystalina123
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8 posted 2000-06-20 09:33 AM


So one by one we all jump in,
Fighting this battle ahead,
Because as teens we will always win,
Writing poetry, not prose instead.

So the trumpet blares,
Volkswagens as our shields,
Us teens are something to which nothing can be compared,
Because we use the strength that our personalities wield.

                    



Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift.

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9 posted 2000-06-20 11:45 AM


Yes! you have the idea, my friends
And the power to rule all
And if Chris tries to attack
Knock over his walker, he'll fall!



Viva la Volkswagenia!!!!

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde
"The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea

Novacaine For The Soul
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10 posted 2000-06-20 02:18 PM


dear alwye & company,
    
     so... um... *looking around nervously* when does all of this take place??... hopefully not TOO soon... *frustrated with their attempts to usurp his plans for future world domination* mabye you should, you know... think about this for a while... give yourselves some time to plan a little bit better... *heh* it's not like my friend Rich and i are planning to become powerful catholic figureheads and send the drunken irish and scottish on crusades to rid the world of all the stupid people or anything... that would just be silly!!.. um... *heh -- sweating heavily* so, yeah... you all should sit back and give this some time before you go acting so hastily... *heh*

sincerely,
a sad tomato

you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you...

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11 posted 2000-06-20 03:01 PM


Dear Novacaine what a strange request
Methinks you be schemeing and plotting
Join the revolt if ya know what's best!
This is time for action, no more talking!

Old man Chrissy has been quickly pacified
Gave him a mirror and now he's occupied
Flirting with his image that got me terrified!
I wouldn't worry, he and lefty are satisfied!

We'll take the forums by storm, lightning assault!
Prose is mine.. Ours!  Off to the workshops!
Take Nan, Severn and Ms. DeVine to win by default!
Train to victory, all aboard!  No more stops!


Abrahm Simons

"Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon

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12 posted 2000-06-20 03:08 PM


Yes, we're really going now
And at this frantic pace
We will soon possess the Holy Grail...
The secret Moderator's space!!!

BWAHAHAHHA!!!

Viva la Volkswagenia!

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde
"The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea

Poet deVine
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13 posted 2000-06-20 03:30 PM



Dear Ron,

I am being held hostage
by a group of poetic teens
they demand the forum be
turned over by any means

Now,mind you I am faithful
and loyal to this place
my punishment, though, is
to stare at Chris's face.

My tummy rolls around
heaving to and fro
that seems a cruelty beyond
any this world could know

So please surrender peacefully
give in to their demands
I fear all may be lost
to Teen Revolutionary Hands!!


[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-20-2000).]

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14 posted 2000-06-20 05:15 PM


I've posted a ransom note in Open 8...hope they take their time getting here!  
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15 posted 2000-06-20 06:08 PM


No you can't take over the world. Only Pinky and Brain can do that.

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"We Irish are too poetic to be poets, we are a nation of brilliant failures." Oscar Wilde

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


[This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 06-20-2000).]

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16 posted 2000-06-20 06:41 PM


Ah, dear friends, may I join your war?
After all, teen control I'm all for!
Me thinks your ranks might need
Some music after the day's misdeeds.
And who else could provide so well,
Then a piano player whose ego swells?
Indeed that's me, count me in
World domination is not a sin!
We teens simply want to have it all
And the adults at our beck and call.
Indeed how helpless they will be
In their old folks home with aching knees
And nothing our intended path shall block
Towards tomorrow we'll march, onward we'll walk!
Nothing can bring us down or make us fall
Not with leaders like Lovebug and Alwye!
If you don't like it, that's just tough
'Cause for us teens, the world's not enough!
;.) :.) :.) :.) :.) :.)

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17 posted 2000-06-20 06:46 PM


Oi, harsh punishment I see for PdV!

BWAHAHAHA!!
Um...if you're gonna be tied up for awhile, you just leave me in charge of Adult, K?  We'll have a hayday while you're away!  hehehe      See you in a few years!  (Throwing you a few extra Depends, cause you'll need 'em!)

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18 posted 2000-06-20 08:33 PM


well... i'd be glad to join, but i dont think you'd want me... you see, i dont really know alwye or lovebug and i might be rather tempted to organize a coup soon after they gain control of the world... so *heh* we'll just see who can carry out their plans first... just know that there's a whole army of drunken irishmen coming for you!! *Waa haa haa haa* *waa haa haa haa* *waa haa haa cough cough hack cough haa haa*

sincerely,
a sad tomato

you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you...

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19 posted 2000-06-20 10:40 PM


BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

We have Ms. deVine in our clutches
And Novicane has no chance
To overthrow our perfect plans
For I have the poet's lance!

Come LoveBug and Dusk my dear
Together the UNIVERSE is ours
With the aid of our Passionate teens
Our dreams shall never go sour!

Let's rally the forces ya'all!  We have Poet deVine, who else can we kidnap? BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! *runs off for the time being to plot some more with her fellow conspirators LoveBug and Dusk and a few other friends*


*Krista Knutson*

"Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~


"We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~

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20 posted 2000-06-20 11:22 PM


Count me in to help you in your reign
As ultimate world power you will gain
Starting right here in Teen number 3
Taking prisoners, not setting them free

Then it's on to Open, no time to stall
One by one each forum will then fall
Then on to the nation, even the world
As they will feel the Teen wrath unfurled

So hurry, there's not not a second to lose
Now line up the Teen troops, two by twos
We will prepare, no one will be able to hide
Teens of PiP, victory will not be denied!

*Sorry caught up in the moment*

~Susie


"If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility."
~Henry W

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21 posted 2000-06-20 11:29 PM


now you may have the poet's lance
and even poor deVine
but i have got something better yet
something uniquely mine
you have words and fancy verse
and seemingly some prose
but when we meet on the battlefield
you'll shatter 'neath my blows
my dear old friend and general --
his name is poetry_kills --
with gleaming blade of words will fight
to conquer your poetic hills
yes, there's a judas in every bunch
and HIS name is novacaine
and my apologies to all of you
for this rain on your parade
but this is it, the end has come
for alwye and the bug


sincerely,
a sad tomato warlord


you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you...

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22 posted 2000-06-20 11:51 PM


*training a pigeon, whom I have named Walter, to take a message to Janet Marie, the next hostage*

*Darn pigeon! Ate 3 of the messages! but the fourth one is ok*

Message:

Janet Marie
I am not free
time to run
time to flee
Hide yourself
in the forum Prose
no one goes there
as everyone knows!!  

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23 posted 2000-06-21 12:57 PM


Betrayer, traitor, treasonous scum!
Jerome the priest, boy without a brain
Join the revolt, my man, don't be dumb!
Convert or by Prose Blade be slain!

deVine has led us to our new prisoner
Ms. Janet Marie we shall now catch
No one will dare stand against us with her
Victory is our should and it well shall snatch!


Abrahm Simons

"Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon

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24 posted 2000-06-21 01:35 AM


Alwye and Lovebug, BWAHAHAHAHAHA  this is sooooooo kewl, just loved it!! oh and
"Volkswagenia" Vonderful!!   good show guys!  

My grief lies onward and my joy behind
(Shakespeare)

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25 posted 2000-06-21 12:12 PM


So now we know of the boy without a brain,
Thinking we won't win,
How insane,
We haven't even begun.

So it's up to us,
To follow the way the pigeon flies,
Maybe kidnapping Janet Marie will satisfy our wander lust,
Just as we have poet devine all knotted up with our ties.

So on this battle we march,
And it soon we shall reign,
To break free of a world full of posterity and starch,
Passions will never be the same.


**so, my newest contribution to our cause** have fun everyone!!

Lots Love,
Crystal


Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift.

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26 posted 2000-06-21 02:00 PM



This Crystal Teen has been so mean
she thinks I'll toe the line
but she has yet to come upon
the wiles of Poet deVine!

I shall sneak from this place
and find sweet Janet Marie
warn her of the dastardly plan
so both of us are free!

Do your troups weary of battle
do they gaze in boredom here?
I've put a magic spell on them!
Soon I'll be free never fear!!!


HaHaHaHaHa

*Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy! Your eyes are getting tired...your eyelids are getting heavy..
you are getting sleepy.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzz

[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-21-2000).]

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27 posted 2000-06-21 02:20 PM


boldly i walk into alwye's throne room
with the mysterious priest at my flank
slowly approaching with gleaming stone eyes
sheath my broad sword with a flurry and clank

cast a glance at the imprisoned Poet
deVine struggling with the chains on her feet
turn back to the queen with fire in my eyes
and open wide my mouth now to speak

"I offer the terms of my surrender,
for myself and the mute poetry_kills:
we desire no more than a pardon
and to serve as your new generals..."

"i offer to you my allegiance
my steel and my love for the poet's pen,
my spirit, my soul, and my warriors' heart...
if your grace would only pardon my sins."

sincerely,
a sad tomato who is fantasizing about being a super samurai warrior

you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you...

Crystalina123
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28 posted 2000-06-21 02:49 PM


Ah a betrayer is that what I see?
Seems like if he doesn't watch it,
Jerome our prisoner shall be.

See I hear tomatoes are not much for pop culture,
And in time we'll send Carson Daly down like a vulture.
So many different kinds of torture we can see,
Reruns of 90210 and MTV.


Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift.

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29 posted 2000-06-21 03:02 PM


*sung to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic


Mine eyes have seen the coming of the teenage mutant poets
They took me as a hostage in case you didn’t know it.
I listen to N’Sync and hate it but cannot even show it.
The rebels march along!

Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Teen mutant poets march!



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30 posted 2000-06-21 03:13 PM


To start a war without the master,--
Will lead you straight into disaster...
So wait for me, I'll take my sword
And fight the villans with my word!


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31 posted 2000-06-21 05:26 PM


Me thinks they have abandoned me
at least it seems that way
if you doubt it you must to
to Open 8, read what they say!!!

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32 posted 2000-06-21 10:06 PM


Novicane, bring you and yourself, Mr. poetry_kills to our headquarters, CUZ YOU'RE IN!  Methinks you'd make a great general and an excellent addition to our cause!

*Teen mutant poets continue to march*

VIVA LA VOLKSWAGENIA!!!!!!!!!


*Krista Knutson*

"Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~


"We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~

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33 posted 2000-06-22 12:35 PM


dear queen alwye of the glorious kingdom of volkswagonia,
     *bows* i am honored and overjoyed that you've allowed me to join your ranks... i promise, you will not be sorry... however, i need reinforcement at the battle of Open Poetry Hill... it seems there is an uprising being mounted to try and rescue the deVine one...

sincerely,
general sad tomato

you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you...

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34 posted 2000-06-22 03:44 AM


On me way deVine ! But uhh me moose has a flat !  
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35 posted 2000-06-22 09:25 AM


Superman (aka Chris) has rescued me!! See the post in PROSE!! But I'm suspicious...he would love to be King of Prose and if you win the revolution and offered him that title, I'm sure he would agree to work on the side of the teens!!
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36 posted 2000-06-23 02:45 AM


I have arrived !
Surveying the situation !
Put away your childish toys ...
where are all the good-looking boys ?

I'll be back !

Wonder Woman !
Wonder Woman !



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37 posted 2000-06-23 03:42 AM


damn you two are all set to really take over the world!!!!just wait a few more decades the world will be in our hands...we are the future the ones that will be making history...this is really good though!!!!

~IF YOU WANT SOMETHING VERY BADLY~SET IT FREE~IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU~ITS YOURS FOREVER~IF IT DOESNT IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO BEGIN WITH~

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38 posted 2007-11-18 09:49 AM


Enjoyed

ARCTIC WIND

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