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LoveBug and Alwye's Plan for World Domination
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LoveBug and Alwye's Plan for World Domination |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments 
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Two by two we come marching in < !signature-->LoveBug and I at the head We are THE force of greatness We are the one's they dread! "The teens are coming, so run!" The masses scream and flee For we powerful teenagers Are taking over the world ya see! "It shall be named Volkswagenia!" Lovebug shouts to the sky People the world over hear us As we scream our dominating cry! "Don't worry, we're pretty mellow." I say to the worrried folks "We just want all the cute guys And just a couple of cokes!" With a flash of silver light From a dusty ol' television screen The teenagers show incredible power Which the world has never seen! With the sound of infomercials Blaring loudly in their ears The teens of Passions in poetry Ease all the peoples fears. We shall all reign forever Lovebug and I standing at the head And with a loud "bwahahahaha!" It will be us the bad guys dread! LoveBug and myself had an interesting conversation about teens taking over the world today, and this is what I came up with as a result! Oh and FYI, the television thing came from Christopher, the moderator of prose, who wants to overthrow our plan for world domination! *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ [This message has been edited by Alwye (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
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Ah, this is a wonderful way of presenting our plan to our fellow teenagers. We SHALL overthrow the powers of the world and rule all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHHAHAHA! Oh yeah, since it IS "Volkswagenia", the only cars that can be driven are Volkswagens. (duh!) Oh yeah (again), Chris is too OLD to be taking over the world! He would DIE in his OLD AGE HOME before the plan could be realized! "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea |
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Dusk Treader
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since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
ROFLMAO! YES! This is hilarious, but since you didn't include me anywhere in your plans I'm afraid I'll have to side with my comoderator... Prose will take over the world! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!! Abrahm Simons "Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
Okay okay my dear...you're in.  Oh, and we must not forget The Unstoppable Dusk Treaders wrath For he will join us in our plot And destroy all evil in our path! (cuz I, his girlfriend, says so! hehe) Leave Chris in the dust and join the power of the teens my love! I know you want to....*beckoning you slyly* *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ |
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Dusk Treader
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since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
War is declared, a gauntled thrown Those girls wrote a poem and forgot me Time to rally the army of egos overgrown I'll show the world and those girls will see! Master Chris upon his wheeled throne Sits and drools, says "when I was your age!" Decrepit with dentures and cane sits alone Watching his special dancers in their cage He stirs himself and leads the charge T'was myself and Chris alone against two girls "I like little girls!" Chris cried as enemy loomed large Oh my! Hit by nausea my vision whirls My visions clears and I can't believe what I see! A horde of teenage girls looking unimpressed And there's Krista dear, that's enough for me Bu bye Chris I know who's the best! Abrahm Simons "Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon |
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Jeremiah Johnson Senior Member
since 2000-06-08
Posts 1223Brooksville, Fl, U.S |
good rhyme and idea we should take out the world with are words.(hahaha).< !signature--> I'm the lord, I'm the havoc, I'm the soul [This message has been edited by Jeremiah Johnson (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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Jeremiah Johnson Senior Member
since 2000-06-08
Posts 1223Brooksville, Fl, U.S |
this is very funny but you forgot me to cause i'm more of the evil teenager and you'll always need someone that other people are scared of.(hahaha). I'm the lord, I'm the havoc, I'm the soul |
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Wizard Villanelle New Member
since 2000-03-06
Posts 9Alice of Oz |
I say, what opportunity ! World domination ! Start with PIP ! I second this Battle of Teen Let's conquer every enemy Abe gave us Prose as first trophy I say, what opportunity ! Who is afraid of 'old' Chrissy When I am here to stand by thee I second this Battle of Teen He may still be unknowingly Of this little conspiracy I say, what opportunity ! Out of his wheelchair he may flee To write some words to have mercy  I second this Battle of Teen ! Now first the Workshops, then the rest Take over PIP ! Teen is the BEST ! I second this Battle of Teen I say what opportunity !  |
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Crystalina123 Member
since 2000-01-31
Posts 228 |
So one by one we all jump in, Fighting this battle ahead, Because as teens we will always win, Writing poetry, not prose instead. So the trumpet blares, Volkswagens as our shields, Us teens are something to which nothing can be compared, Because we use the strength that our personalities wield.  Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift. |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
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Yes! you have the idea, my friends And the power to rule all And if Chris tries to attack Knock over his walker, he'll fall!  Viva la Volkswagenia!!!! "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
dear alwye & company, so... um... *looking around nervously* when does all of this take place??... hopefully not TOO soon... *frustrated with their attempts to usurp his plans for future world domination* mabye you should, you know... think about this for a while... give yourselves some time to plan a little bit better... *heh* it's not like my friend Rich and i are planning to become powerful catholic figureheads and send the drunken irish and scottish on crusades to rid the world of all the stupid people or anything... that would just be silly!!.. um... *heh -- sweating heavily* so, yeah... you all should sit back and give this some time before you go acting so hastily... *heh* sincerely, a sad tomato you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Dusk Treader
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since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
Dear Novacaine what a strange request Methinks you be schemeing and plotting Join the revolt if ya know what's best! This is time for action, no more talking! Old man Chrissy has been quickly pacified Gave him a mirror and now he's occupied Flirting with his image that got me terrified! I wouldn't worry, he and lefty are satisfied! We'll take the forums by storm, lightning assault! Prose is mine.. Ours! Off to the workshops! Take Nan, Severn and Ms. DeVine to win by default! Train to victory, all aboard! No more stops! Abrahm Simons "Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
Yes, we're really going now And at this frantic pace We will soon possess the Holy Grail... The secret Moderator's space!!! BWAHAHAHHA!!! Viva la Volkswagenia! "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Dear Ron, I am being held hostage by a group of poetic teens they demand the forum be turned over by any means Now,mind you I am faithful and loyal to this place my punishment, though, is to stare at Chris's face. My tummy rolls around heaving to and fro that seems a cruelty beyond any this world could know So please surrender peacefully give in to their demands I fear all may be lost to Teen Revolutionary Hands!! [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I've posted a ransom note in Open 8...hope they take their time getting here!  |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
No you can't take over the world. Only Pinky and Brain can do that. < !signature--> ------------------------ "We Irish are too poetic to be poets, we are a nation of brilliant failures." Oscar Wilde A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry [This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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peanogrl83 Member
since 1999-12-04
Posts 202 |
Ah, dear friends, may I join your war? After all, teen control I'm all for! Me thinks your ranks might need Some music after the day's misdeeds. And who else could provide so well, Then a piano player whose ego swells? Indeed that's me, count me in World domination is not a sin! We teens simply want to have it all And the adults at our beck and call. Indeed how helpless they will be In their old folks home with aching knees And nothing our intended path shall block Towards tomorrow we'll march, onward we'll walk! Nothing can bring us down or make us fall Not with leaders like Lovebug and Alwye! If you don't like it, that's just tough 'Cause for us teens, the world's not enough! ;.) :.) :.) :.) :.) :.) |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Oi, harsh punishment I see for PdV! BWAHAHAHA!! Um...if you're gonna be tied up for awhile, you just leave me in charge of Adult, K? We'll have a hayday while you're away! hehehe  See you in a few years! (Throwing you a few extra Depends, cause you'll need 'em!) |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
well... i'd be glad to join, but i dont think you'd want me... you see, i dont really know alwye or lovebug and i might be rather tempted to organize a coup soon after they gain control of the world... so *heh* we'll just see who can carry out their plans first... just know that there's a whole army of drunken irishmen coming for you!! *Waa haa haa haa* *waa haa haa haa* *waa haa haa cough cough hack cough haa haa* sincerely, a sad tomato you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! We have Ms. deVine in our clutches And Novicane has no chance To overthrow our perfect plans For I have the poet's lance! Come LoveBug and Dusk my dear Together the UNIVERSE is ours With the aid of our Passionate teens Our dreams shall never go sour! Let's rally the forces ya'all! We have Poet deVine, who else can we kidnap? BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! *runs off for the time being to plot some more with her fellow conspirators LoveBug and Dusk and a few other friends* *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ |
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Angel Senior Member
since 1999-07-02
Posts 551Pennsylvania |
Count me in to help you in your reign As ultimate world power you will gain Starting right here in Teen number 3 Taking prisoners, not setting them free Then it's on to Open, no time to stall One by one each forum will then fall Then on to the nation, even the world As they will feel the Teen wrath unfurled So hurry, there's not not a second to lose Now line up the Teen troops, two by twos We will prepare, no one will be able to hide Teens of PiP, victory will not be denied! *Sorry caught up in the moment* ~Susie "If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility." ~Henry W |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
now you may have the poet's lance and even poor deVine but i have got something better yet something uniquely mine you have words and fancy verse and seemingly some prose but when we meet on the battlefield you'll shatter 'neath my blows my dear old friend and general -- his name is poetry_kills -- with gleaming blade of words will fight to conquer your poetic hills yes, there's a judas in every bunch and HIS name is novacaine and my apologies to all of you for this rain on your parade but this is it, the end has come for alwye and the bug sincerely, a sad tomato warlord you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
*training a pigeon, whom I have named Walter, to take a message to Janet Marie, the next hostage* *Darn pigeon! Ate 3 of the messages! but the fourth one is ok* Message: Janet Marie I am not free time to run time to flee Hide yourself in the forum Prose no one goes there as everyone knows!! |
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Dusk Treader
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since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
Betrayer, traitor, treasonous scum! Jerome the priest, boy without a brain Join the revolt, my man, don't be dumb! Convert or by Prose Blade be slain! deVine has led us to our new prisoner Ms. Janet Marie we shall now catch No one will dare stand against us with her Victory is our should and it well shall snatch! Abrahm Simons "Keep on dreamin' boy 'cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die" - Blind Melon |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Alwye and Lovebug, BWAHAHAHAHAHA this is sooooooo kewl, just loved it!! oh and "Volkswagenia" Vonderful!!  good show guys! My grief lies onward and my joy behind (Shakespeare) |
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Crystalina123 Member
since 2000-01-31
Posts 228 |
So now we know of the boy without a brain, Thinking we won't win, How insane, We haven't even begun. So it's up to us, To follow the way the pigeon flies, Maybe kidnapping Janet Marie will satisfy our wander lust, Just as we have poet devine all knotted up with our ties. So on this battle we march, And it soon we shall reign, To break free of a world full of posterity and starch, Passions will never be the same. **so, my newest contribution to our cause** have fun everyone!! Lots Love, Crystal Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift. |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
This Crystal Teen has been so mean she thinks I'll toe the line but she has yet to come upon the wiles of Poet deVine! I shall sneak from this place and find sweet Janet Marie warn her of the dastardly plan so both of us are free! Do your troups weary of battle do they gaze in boredom here? I've put a magic spell on them! Soon I'll be free never fear!!! HaHaHaHaHa *Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy! Your eyes are getting tired...your eyelids are getting heavy.. you are getting sleepy.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 06-21-2000).] |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
boldly i walk into alwye's throne room with the mysterious priest at my flank slowly approaching with gleaming stone eyes sheath my broad sword with a flurry and clank cast a glance at the imprisoned Poet deVine struggling with the chains on her feet turn back to the queen with fire in my eyes and open wide my mouth now to speak "I offer the terms of my surrender, for myself and the mute poetry_kills: we desire no more than a pardon and to serve as your new generals..." "i offer to you my allegiance my steel and my love for the poet's pen, my spirit, my soul, and my warriors' heart... if your grace would only pardon my sins." sincerely, a sad tomato who is fantasizing about being a super samurai warrior you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Crystalina123 Member
since 2000-01-31
Posts 228 |
Ah a betrayer is that what I see? Seems like if he doesn't watch it, Jerome our prisoner shall be. See I hear tomatoes are not much for pop culture, And in time we'll send Carson Daly down like a vulture. So many different kinds of torture we can see, Reruns of 90210 and MTV. Maybe God has us meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one we can truly appreciate the gift. |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
*sung to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic Mine eyes have seen the coming of the teenage mutant poets They took me as a hostage in case you didn’t know it. I listen to N’Sync and hate it but cannot even show it. The rebels march along! Glory, glory hallelujah Glory, glory hallelujah Glory, glory hallelujah Teen mutant poets march! |
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Master Senior Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 1867Boston, MA |
To start a war without the master,-- Will lead you straight into disaster... So wait for me, I'll take my sword And fight the villans with my word! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Me thinks they have abandoned me at least it seems that way if you doubt it you must to to Open 8, read what they say!!! |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
Novicane, bring you and yourself, Mr. poetry_kills to our headquarters, CUZ YOU'RE IN! Methinks you'd make a great general and an excellent addition to our cause! *Teen mutant poets continue to march* VIVA LA VOLKSWAGENIA!!!!!!!!! *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
dear queen alwye of the glorious kingdom of volkswagonia, *bows* i am honored and overjoyed that you've allowed me to join your ranks... i promise, you will not be sorry... however, i need reinforcement at the battle of Open Poetry Hill... it seems there is an uprising being mounted to try and rescue the deVine one... sincerely, general sad tomato you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
On me way deVine ! But uhh me moose has a flat ! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Superman (aka Chris) has rescued me!! See the post in PROSE!! But I'm suspicious...he would love to be King of Prose and if you win the revolution and offered him that title, I'm sure he would agree to work on the side of the teens!! |
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Wonder Woman New Member
since 2000-06-23
Posts 5State Of Emergency |
I have arrived ! Surveying the situation ! Put away your childish toys ... where are all the good-looking boys ? I'll be back ! Wonder Woman ! Wonder Woman ! |
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Erin Member Elite
since 2000-06-15
Posts 2527~Chicago~ |
damn you two are all set to really take over the world!!!!just wait a few more decades the world will be in our hands...we are the future the ones that will be making history...this is really good though!!!! ~IF YOU WANT SOMETHING VERY BADLY~SET IT FREE~IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU~ITS YOURS FOREVER~IF IT DOESNT IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO BEGIN WITH~ |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
Enjoyed ARCTIC WIND |
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