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The Family Who Lives at 666 Demon Drive
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The Family Who Lives at 666 Demon Drive |
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Lady Lost Member
since 2000-07-13
Posts 470
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She is sweet and she’s caring She’ll love you in her way She is beautiful and charming She’ll be on your mind everyday She can make you feel superman Powerful and grand Flying on top of the world Never wanting to land When you get to know her family You may think they are a little strange But they are, um, just like any other family …Maybe a little more deranged. Her Uncle is a little hairy… The sight of him may bring you tears No need to be afraid, though He’s been dead for a hundred years Her sister is, um, real special A little wacky if you ask me What’s with that wooden broom That she carries constantly? Her brother is a little crazy He is a little deformed, she said He has yellow eyes and a big grin I think they call him Pumpkin Head Her Mummy is a few fries short Of a Happy Meal if you ask me She walks around in bandages And moans and groans incessantly Her Daddy is really cool He loves to tell scary tales They all call him by his nickname, LCF I think that he’s in sales. If you do decide to love her, You must accept her family Or you will end up like the last guy Buried underneath their family tree. < !signature--> "And I still believe you can never have too much fiction because reality is such a bore..." - REA [This message has been edited by Lady Lost (edited 10-30-2000).] |
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Ron K. Fox Senior Member
since 2000-10-24
Posts 925 |
Dum dee dee dum...the adam's family...hilarious...very cool. Tossing words like wishful coins into the deep well of an open heart. R. fox |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Hell - this sounds like my family!  |
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Lady Lost Member
since 2000-07-13
Posts 470 |
LMAO Christopher.....I guess every family has at least one pumpkin head...lol |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
wow Chris did not know that we are neighbours because that sounds exactly like my neighbours..... still could be worse we could all be living beside that family form that tv program 7th Heaven.....now that is a scary thought. LOved the poem. "an afixiation a fix on anything the line of life the limb of a tree the hands of he and the promise that s/he is blessed among women". Patti Smith |
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ellie LeJeune Member Elite
since 2000-01-10
Posts 4156King of Prussia, PA USA |
Ok, beth, this sounds too much like our family, hahahah, i love it! Mom le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne con-nait point....the heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.. |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Great fun, perfect for Halloween. Love it! Sandra |
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EagleOne Member Elite
since 2000-03-07
Posts 2829Between a laugh and a tear... |
Yep! you guessed it, I love it too!  "The heart and soul have no illusion of boundries when friendship is the quest" ~ My Angel. |
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