Open Poetry #9 |
Balladeer and LngJohn's Official Campaign Song |
Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
( to the tune of CAMELOT ) George Bush tells you that he can be your saviour Though how he plans to do it isn't clear. He seems to have a problem with behavior..... BALLADEER!!!! Nobody knows what Al Gore really stands for. He only tells you what you want to hear So let's all stomp our feet and clap our hands for... BALLADEER!!!! Balladeer! Balladeer! The choice of poets nationwide! Balladeer! Balladeer! With his friend LongJohn at his side! Right wing - left wing..is this a chicken dinner? Is Colonel Sanders slated to appear? A Happy Meal can be the only winner.... BALLADEER!!!! They say elections are the "silly season" Well, they will find no disagreement here. It's time for rhyme with just a touch of reason... BALLADEER!!!! So, come on, Passion's poets, raise your voices. It's time to send our message loud and clear. Although it is remote I really need your vote So raise your frosty beer And toast a cheer To Bal la deer! |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Let's hear it all you silly poets Loud and clear... BALLADEER |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
You've got my vote!!! Seriously! If we could elect Balladeer and LngJhn, just think of how much fun the country would be...3 day work weeks! And no one could work on a day when the golf courses are open! |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
Oh my god! I'd vote for ya'll in a heartbeat. Can I be a secret service agent pweeeeeaseeeeee 'Deer? I wanna wear those dark glasses and walk around all grumpy and knowing like... Great poem Sir! ~H |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
i've been humming this song in my head all day and i didn't know why.... this is wonderful!!! you have my vote..... |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
On one condition, I can have coleslaw with a leg...*g* HUSG...you clown ! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ Needless to say ... I'm singing ! The crowd is cheering ! My ears are ringing ! I like the sound of the Poetic renowned BALLADEER and LONGJOHN Live on - Live on - Live on ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Makes sense to me! Denise |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Ok.....it looks like you two have hopped on the old bandwagon, and if that's true, then you need my keyboard to keep you in tune!!!!!!!! Actually....you would definitely get my vote....that's more logical than what we're facing now!! Ha!! I have but one goal in life......... To make you smile! ~~ Sunny ~~ |
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BSC
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since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
Here in rural western New York Frosty beer glasses are raised, For naming LongJohn & Balladeer, The Passionate Party is praised!!! The slogans may be a little slurred, But they stumble out in rhyme, I think I heard Colonel Sanders shout The "pashhhionate" ticket is prime..... ~~Others were singing "American Honky Tonk Bar Association"....I don't know why???~~ Bonnie [This message has been edited by BSC (edited 08-05-2000).] |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
A bug man and a pirate, in the white house?? well we have had a lot worse I cant wait to hear your acceptence speech for it will be a grand political poetic verse With Long John at your side... I know you two will take this country far.. but just do as all a favor 'Deer.. keep that pirate away from Monica and her cigar |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, What happened to me I thought I was in the middle. You got my vote. |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia |
BALLADEER....la la la... just as well you didn't hear me singing, or at least tell me your hearing aid's in for repairs BALLADEER... I'd vote for ya Linda M. p.s. how does NAN get those beercan pictures? (no reply necessary, I was just thinking out loud see ya round the place. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Yeah! And unlike Balladeer, I'm young enough that if anything happens to him (like an errant "psssst" from his bug wand) I'll be able to step right in. Just a heartbeat away... isn't that what they say? 'Deer - you are one crazy guy, yanno? And these responses are a real riot! All of you are so great with your wit. Thank you for your endorsements. |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
I say let's knock the borders down, So we can vote up here ... Canadian's would like to see, Prime Minister Balladeer!!! LOL ... great campaign song Balladeer! LOL Best wishes, /Kit |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Ok ... we had to call in a few favors ... but you're now officially listed as a 'Candidate' |
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juliet_2u Senior Member
since 2000-07-23
Posts 1125North Carolina |
Juls |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
I read this early this morning and waited to come up with a really cool reply but now I got the damn lyrics singing in my mind so take it as a compliment and go with that please. Sort of what happens when you get out of that ride at that theme park.."It's a Small World"LOL....just wont go away. |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
uh oh. See a little problem. There HAS to be a first lady, there just HAS to be! Since I don't look like and wouldn't play like Monica [ahem, at least, I wouldn't be an embarrassment...]if you guys don't care that I climb up on the bandwagon to run alongside with ya, then who do you suppose we should nominate for such an INTELLIGENT job? I mean, someone has to pick out the china... [This message has been edited by Sunshine (edited 08-27-2000).] |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
How did I miss this one? This is great! I don't know the Camelot melody, but I still liked the poem. Now, just wait 'til Election Day! Elizabeth |
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Fred Hobbs Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 329Tallahassee, Florida, US |
A vote for you then Balladeer From down here in the tropics For if you're promising free beer Then you're among our top-picks fh |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
All presidents have mistress' right? I'd vote for you clowns any day! LOL Ok ladies, line up! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Well, if we are picking cabinet positions, I'll take Prometheus on the buffet with a rope....(or is that a game of Clue?) |
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oh2beme Member
since 2000-07-24
Posts 215NV USA |
Dearest Balladeer, You do have a way about you. I just want you to know that your work is always the last I read before retiring. I know then that I will sleep with a smile upon my face. I do so enjoy your work. Thank you for sharing and giving me a laugh always at the right time!! Go Balladeer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U Got My Vote. Turn this world upside down.LOL |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
VOTING ! VOTING !! VOTING !!! btw- a nice fun-poem, regards, sudhir |
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CocoBaci Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 3043 |
Hi you guyz, I have a different scenario for my voting .. Balladeer you're the esteemed governor general LongJohn you'd be the respected prime minister Well, although I'm on the wrong side of border can my vote not count for something ... Regards, Coco |
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