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Bill Charles
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0 posted 2000-09-19 07:30 PM


“WEARING MY JAMMIES TO BED”

My darlin’ just said to me,
     “Why are you wearing
          your jammies to bed?”
My wonderful woman is
     giving me a headache,
          with what she just said!

Oh darn, do I have to give her an answer,
     doesn’t she know,
          all she does to me is pester?
“Honey” she said, “I want an answer to my question,
     and I would like you
          to give me an answer, please!”

Oh my, my, my
     what am I going to do,
          I don’t want to deceive!
I really don’t know what to tell her,
     if it’s not the right answer,
          tonight no adventure!

“Aw darlin’, you’re making it tough on me,
     my jammies and I have been
          together, through every chill…”
She then said to me, “One more time,
     no answer,
          no lovin’ tonight, Bill!”

Aw shucks, still didn’t know what to say,
     I knew if I didn’t though,
          boy, would I really pay!
So I spoke to my woman, as I took her in my arms,
     and I said, “I’ll answer your question,
          but it’s something I dread!”

“If you like my answer,
     can we still do, uh,
          you know?”
“Yes?
     Well my sugarplum,
          you have the coldest darn feet,
              and that’s why I wear,
                    my jammies to bed!”

Bill Charles



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ddgoose
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1 posted 2000-09-19 08:32 PM


Bill

First Sockies and now Jammies.  Man - you are precious!  Keep them coming!

                    didi

rosepetals25
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2 posted 2000-09-19 08:55 PM


Bill,

   I love the light hearted side of you   It's a cute poem and it made me chuckle.


                             rp25

Nan
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3 posted 2000-09-19 09:01 PM


You did it!!... Great job, I might add..

You know, of course - It's night onto impossible to have a jammie party without the jammies..... (Isn't it????)......

Balladeer
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4 posted 2000-09-19 09:24 PM


I get cold feet even thinking about telling my girl she has cold feet. You're a brave man, Bill  
Bill Charles
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5 posted 2000-09-19 09:52 PM


Evening didi,
Yep, sockies and jammies. Wait til you see the next one!


Good evening rosepetals25,
Well, I needed to do something light after the weekend, if you know what I mean. Thanks for the very nice compliments.
                            



Bill Charles
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6 posted 2000-09-19 09:58 PM


Good evening Nan,
Thank you Nan, for coming by for a visit. And for the kind words.

Well, if I had on my jammies, and then you had on your jammies, and it wasn't a jammie party, A'hhh ha!


Good evening Balladeer,
Thank you for dropping in. And, I never thought of what the consequences would be if I said she had cold feet. Didn't think of that, I did. Have a good one.

2dalimit
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since 2000-02-08
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7 posted 2000-09-19 10:34 PM


Bill,
I consulted an expert(my wife). She said you should have offered to massage her feet.
Melton

Corinne
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8 posted 2000-09-19 10:50 PM


well, dear man, you COULD just wear socks!

Corinne

Dee
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9 posted 2000-09-19 11:01 PM


Thanks for the smile, Bill. Great poem.
Dee

Bill Charles
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10 posted 2000-09-20 07:03 PM


Evening Melton,
Glad that you could come by for a visit. Now a nice foot massage would be invigorating, for sure. Mention to her that footsie massages are great, and I'll be right over.


Good evening Corinne,
Well, my dear Corinne, I don't even do that, h'mmmmmm! Thanks for coming over.


Evening Dee,
Nice to have you come by for a visit. And thank you for the kind reply.

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