Open Poetry #9 |
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Wearing My Jammies To Bed |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now ![]() |
“WEARING MY JAMMIES TO BED” My darlin’ just said to me, “Why are you wearing your jammies to bed?” My wonderful woman is giving me a headache, with what she just said! Oh darn, do I have to give her an answer, doesn’t she know, all she does to me is pester? “Honey” she said, “I want an answer to my question, and I would like you to give me an answer, please!” Oh my, my, my what am I going to do, I don’t want to deceive! I really don’t know what to tell her, if it’s not the right answer, tonight no adventure! “Aw darlin’, you’re making it tough on me, my jammies and I have been together, through every chill…” She then said to me, “One more time, no answer, no lovin’ tonight, Bill!” Aw shucks, still didn’t know what to say, I knew if I didn’t though, boy, would I really pay! So I spoke to my woman, as I took her in my arms, and I said, “I’ll answer your question, but it’s something I dread!” “If you like my answer, can we still do, uh, you know?” “Yes? Well my sugarplum, you have the coldest darn feet, and that’s why I wear, my jammies to bed!” Bill Charles |
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ddgoose Member
since 2000-07-25
Posts 250Baltimore, MD, USA |
Bill First Sockies and now Jammies. Man - you are precious! Keep them coming! didi |
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rosepetals25![]()
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Bill, I love the light hearted side of you ![]() rp25 |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
You did it!!... Great job, I might add.. ![]() You know, of course - It's night onto impossible to have a jammie party without the jammies..... (Isn't it????)...... ![]() |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I get cold feet even thinking about telling my girl she has cold feet. You're a brave man, Bill ![]() |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Evening didi, Yep, sockies and jammies. Wait til you see the next one! Good evening rosepetals25, Well, I needed to do something light after the weekend, if you know what I mean. Thanks for the very nice compliments. |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Good evening Nan, Thank you Nan, for coming by for a visit. And for the kind words. Well, if I had on my jammies, and then you had on your jammies, and it wasn't a jammie party, A'hhh ha! Good evening Balladeer, Thank you for dropping in. And, I never thought of what the consequences would be if I said she had cold feet. Didn't think of that, I did. Have a good one. |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Bill, I consulted an expert(my wife). She said you should have offered to massage her feet. Melton |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
well, dear man, you COULD just wear socks! Corinne |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Thanks for the smile, Bill. Great poem. Dee |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Evening Melton, Glad that you could come by for a visit. Now a nice foot massage would be invigorating, for sure. Mention to her that footsie massages are great, and I'll be right over. Good evening Corinne, Well, my dear Corinne, I don't even do that, h'mmmmmm! Thanks for coming over. Evening Dee, Nice to have you come by for a visit. And thank you for the kind reply. |
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