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To All the Passions Leading Ladies
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To All the Passions Leading Ladies |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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I am stereotyped as being a little weird I’m typecast in the play though I never feared Sometimes I get the sniffles then a nose- bleed For I’ll never muster the sweet romantic lead I’ll never send Ingrid White Dove off in a plane I’m not Humphrey Wayoutwalt I play too insane I could never say “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn” I’m not Clarke Wayoutwalt I haven’t got the gams I could never be Super Wayoutwalt. Oh Yuh! If Lois Poet Devine called for help I’d shrug and just say “Huh?” If Marilyn Lost Dreamer was in my train car tonight I’d prolly stay dressed as a girl and that’s not thinkin right Seven brides for seven Wayoutwalts you believe If they were all Doris Nan you’d not here me grieve And for all the leading ladies I somehow have missed Line up after Balladeer if you’re waitin to be kissed All Day I Dream About Stanzas!! |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
ROTFLMAO, Oh you did it this time Walt! LOL |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL...a 'little' weird? YOU ..nah! A whole big weird is what you are! LOL This is cute! Thank you for including me in your poem...you'll aways be SuperWalt to me!  |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
I love a man that can laugh at himself--Thanks for the smile!! |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Great one Walt.....great....lol. Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
But walt... I think Balladeer may have a date tonight... You think Bob is busy???...  |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
And the Oscar goes to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wayoutwalt. (and Grouch comes along free as an added bonus) One of your best... truly a WOW (wayoutwalt) masterpiece. |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
this was ROLF funny..good poem walt. i don't think you are weird...just artistically different. at any rate...great poem! amy  ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~ |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
You are funny man ...not wierd ...just er..different. Very different. Jeffrey |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
Hey if you weren't weird you'd have to be.....normal...*GASPS* ROTFL, Walt! This is great! *Krista Knutson* As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins. ~*Albert Schweitzer*~ |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Oh my walt..  I was not expecting my name to be in this cast of characters. I am honored that you included me. This was wonderful and definately one for the walt favorite's list.  Oh...so you don't have to wait in line......***SMOOTCH*** |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LMBO Walt! You know you're a super Walt-a-roo!! Thanks for thinking of me. And here's a Mooch for ya too, see not standing in line are ya?  |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
This was a wonderful read~ Great poem Walt I really enjoyed it. Tracie~ Keep all the windows of your mind open Anne Rooks |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Aaahh...you've talked me into it. But first kiss is just for you! Weird, my friend... Nay--slightly bent-- like chair a rockin' heaven sent! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
yuh i wrote this cuz i was getting a little blue bout the fact i was trying to go straight by writing a poem bout me just bein a pile of dirt and it was a sad sad sad poem but peeps replied that it was funny and that blew my mind so yuh i am stereotyped o the heck well...o and as to the last line all ya'll get in line after balladeer cuz he got there first to gimme a smooch...he was dressed like tony curtis in some like it hot..o i love old movies yuh All Day I Dream About Stanzas!! |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
Bahh, you are not typecast in my eyes walt, I love your serious stuff This was rather hilarious though |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Roses always blush when kissed. They tend to droop in line, but with a little encouragement, they might withstand the anticipation!! I liked it! Kathleen |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
ROFL - You da man, Walt! Break all their hearts!!! Love this. michael |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Walt, I hate to break it to ya, but you just ain't my type!!!!....but your warped sense of humor is. You're a LUNATIC! (a strong word of worship) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
yuh the one reply i was on pins and needles for and he says he's not my type..sigh o well toerag? any other takers any please any other tony curtis look a likes hmmm? |
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