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Ms. Balladeer, Don't Treat Your Man Like a Dog.....RE: Balladeer's Dog Days
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Ms. Balladeer, Don't Treat Your Man Like a Dog.....RE: Balladeer's Dog Days |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
She woke up this morning, Her dog was on her bed, Balladeer was somewhere else, Chasin' somethin' else instead. Her pooch was sympathetic, He's always by her side, He's faithful and devoted A companion, friend and guide... Ms. "Deer"...Don't treat your man like a dog! If you need protection, If danger's lurking near, Your mutt would give his life for you, You'd never have to fear. But if Balladeer is hangin' round, Your future may be grim, Statistics show you 'probly' need Protection from him, Ms. "Deer"...Don't treat your man like a dog! If you treat your fella, Like he was royalty, He'll just take you for granted ya know.. Most males of "his" species Don't exhibit loyality, They just "Tom-Cat" where-ever they go.. It's hard to find a human male That's as charming as a pup, I know some who can speak and fetch Roll-over and sit up, Though they can do tricks for you With charm and dignity And though they have great intellect They lack nobility Ms. "Deer"...Don't treat your man like a dog! Well you can pamper your puppy, He'll love ya just the same, Unless ya got a man like me, (and Toerag is my name) I'm the exception to the rule, I'll never make ya pay, Not like Balladeer that chases ev'ry bitch that wags her tail his way. Ms. "Deer"...Don't treat your man like a dog! So feed your pooch Purina, And take him to the vet, Brush him when he's tangled, And dry him when he's wet. But if you want a sweetie, Who will never let ya down, Forget about old Balladeer, Ya oughtta try the pound, Ms. "Deer"...Don't treat your man like a dog! (This is a "Toeragged" version on a very old blues song.....seemed quite fitting for my dear friend Balladeer) [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 04-11-2000).] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  You're a scream, Toe!Denise |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I love it, Toe!!! (and of course, recognize what you're toeragging! LOL) But don't forget Balladeer's best trick... (though it lacks nobility *G*)... playing dead! *G* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Ummmm...Suthern?....he's not playing....LOL.....but ya gotta love him........you should see what he'll do for a "bone"..... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toerag: I know he's not playing... but it's the most regal he's looked in years! LOL And... um... er... yanno, that last could be said for a lot of us! ROFLMAO!!! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, your in fine fettle And showed well your metal. But for sure you have roused a bee, From Balladeer we will wait and see. Enjoyed the poem. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
My Toerag's back and he's getting kind of crazy...hey la, hey la, my Toerag's back! |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL...oh Toerag, it's great to see you back. Passions just isn't the same without you. Hope you are doing well my friend  |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Toe..are you sure you can't carve one evening free to meet us? Is your email still out?? Call us then!!! 423-266-0600 room 221...for that matter...anyone call us...going stir crazy in a hotel for three weeks...I wanna go home!!! LOL |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
Hi Toe ... 'S' ... Great piece ....  I wonder who's gonna answer ... Bal or Mrs. Bal? Guess we'll have to wait and see !!! Hey Lorelei ! Hiya Gal !!! How you been? Good to see you .... our best to LngJhn, too ....... |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL!! Man oh man did we miss you around here! Hahaha, this is a good'n Toe! I can't wait to see which or both of the replies  |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
This was too funny!! And the war rages on...  |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL, what a laugh!!! You two are great! *Krista Knutson* As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins. ~*Albert Schweitzer*~ |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
ROTFLMAO!!! NOW I know where you been. You been takin' poetry lessons! You've come out with some good ones in the past but this one is your crowning achievement, and as soon as I can stop doubling over, I'm gonna pay my respects properly. This is a goodie, Toe. Ya done well |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thankyou all....and Balladeer...your response was a masterpiece...(As was that little pile ya left on the floor for Ms. Balladeer to clean up...yanno, they have obedience classes)....... |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Neither one of you knows how to behave... It's just not gonna happen... You're both untrainable... |
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