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lucky
Senior Member

since 2000-01-17

Posts 1601
Idaho

0 posted 2000-04-10 09:40 PM

Chain Letter Hostage

You didn’t send that
damn good luck letter — the one that
says you must send out eleven copies within 96
hours or your life will turn to ****, that you’ll need a
wheelbarrow to hold all the pieces of your shattered
health, finances, boyfriends, whatever you hold
dear. Your X-husband dies, your child
was crippled and corrupted by a
tropical spinal fungus only
seen before in the Congos. You’ve
never been there yet and you’ll never go
anywhere again because your car keeps breaking
down at thousand dollars a slot. Your daughters black
mailing you with kinky hotel photos. You get audited and
come down with a canker sore and your X-husband returns
from the damn grave and eats saltines in your bed but can’t
get the darn smelly thing up. He reaks of years of crusty
drears and your insurance won’t cover radiation but
your hairs falling out anyway and you’ve gained
fifty pounds from prescribed meds and now
you’ve become allergic to chocolate,
chew your nails to nubs and
started wetting the bed.
Your dead husband
hates your new boyfriends
aromatic style... and dies again. You
win the lottery, but somehow have lost the lotto
ticket. You’ve begun rummaging through the county dump
for it bit by bit. Other bag ladies start looking like your morning
reflection. And this stinking good luck letter was probably sent
by your best psycho friend. Someone close enough to you.
Someone who knows you’re both superstitious and a
damn procrastinating fool. You wonder if what
was play is now for real. You also figure
that anybody sending these damn letters to
anyone knows they don’t work but they really hate
your guts and they know of your superstitious nature
hoping you will fall for it. So if you don’t send this
good luck letter to 11 people in the next 96
hours you can be sure all of the above
will be occuring in your life in
short order, and too there
is no bright side
even if you
do.

From: [email protected] (Tina Hart) | Block address
Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2000 02:09:40 -0500 (CDT)
To: [email protected] (RHAIRE)
CC: [email protected] (Betsy Lott), [email protected] (book seller), [email protected] (Bruce & Chris Troutman), [email protected] (Caro Lynn & WD Kirkpatrick), [email protected] (Charles Knerr), [email protected] (CHRIS NELSON), [email protected] (Chris&Cheri), [email protected] (Christopher Ward), [email protected] (Cindy Bunch), [email protected] (Dan hernandez), [email protected] (Danny Holloway), [email protected] (dayl sickle), [email protected] (db202), [email protected] (Denise Snyder), [email protected] (DESWE), [email protected] (Diane Penrose), [email protected] (eBay Customer Support), [email protected] (Ed & Els Ruttan), [email protected], [email protected] (Helmut Becker), [email protected] (John > Benka), [email protected] (Karen&Chenelle), [email protected] (Krysteen), [email protected] (K), [email protected] (Larry Hilt), [email protected] (laura grady), [email protected] (Lori Chaput), [email protected], [email protected] (marilyn febus-lopez120), [email protected] (Mar-Pegg), [email protected] (Mary & Evelyn), [email protected] (McGarrah, Pamela D MAJ EAMC), [email protected] (Michael Anderson), [email protected] (mija), [email protected] (mike taylor), [email protected] (Paul Willis), [email protected] (Paul Willis), [email protected] (perry tremble), [email protected] (rarevideo), [email protected] (RHAIRE), [email protected] (Robert W. Paulhus), [email protected] (Shanna Roest), [email protected] (Sharon), [email protected] (Sheri), [email protected] (sofia n ula), [email protected] (Spencer Zink), [email protected] (starz), [email protected] (suzanne Reed), [email protected] (Sven), [email protected] (theda -jim johnston), [email protected] (Timm Smith), [email protected] (tymchuk), [email protected] (Vickie Hollowell)
Subject: Re: Fw: [Fwd: Fwd: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!]Add Addresses
OK I'm REALLY dumb but I didn't see anything funny at all~~UNLESS it
was
ME sitting here looking at a screen w/ occas. tiny sparks; waiting for
a
Hilarious clip to come on!!! Someone clue me in - was the joke on me; &
i'm too dumb to know it? No I'm not a blonde. Someone LMK when I'm
suppose to laugh!!

) tina

O come, let us sing unto the Lord; let us make a joyful noise to the
rock of our salvation. Psalm 95: 1

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Attachment: Forwarded Message

From: "RHAIRE"
To: "Betsy Lott" , "book seller" , "Bruce & Chris Troutman" , "Caro Lynn & WD Kirkpatrick" , "Charles Knerr" , "CHRIS NELSON" , "Chris&Cheri" , "Christopher Ward" , "Cindy Bunch" , "Dan hernandez" , "Danny Holloway" , "dayl sickle" , "db202" , "Denise Snyder" , "DESWE" , "Diane Penrose" , "eBay Customer Support" , "Ed & Els Ruttan" , , "Helmut Becker" , "John > Benka" , "Karen&Chenelle" , "Krysteen" , "K" , "Larry Hilt" , "laura grady" , "Lori Chaput" , , "marilyn febus-lopez120" , "Mar-Pegg" , "Mary & Evelyn" , "McGarrah, Pamela D MAJ EAMC" , "Michael Anderson" , "mija" , "mike taylor" , "Paul Willis" , "Paul Willis" , "perry tremble" , "rarevideo" , "RHAIRE" , "Robert W. Paulhus" , "Shanna Roest" , "Sharon" , "Sheri" , "sofia n ula" , "Spencer Zink" , "starz" , "suzanne Reed" , "Sven" , "theda -jim johnston" , "Timm Smith" , "Tina Hart" , "tymchuk" , "Vickie Hollowell"
Subject: Fw: [Fwd: Fwd: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!]
Date: Tue, 4 Apr 2000 16:11:11 -0700

-----Original Message-----
From: Thaddeus M. Figlock
To: Den ; [email protected]
; Everett Graviel
;
[email protected] ; Sharon ;
John
Gouveia ; [email protected] ; Karen
L.
White ; [email protected]
;
'Lance Schutauff' ; Mel ;
[email protected] ; [email protected]
; RHAIRE ; Ruth
; Steve Lock

UTINGNZ.ORG.NZ>; Thaddeus M. Figlock ; Timothy Fay
; tomiska
Date: Sunday, April 02, 2000 11:04 PM
Subject: Fw: [Fwd: Fwd: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!]

>----- Original Message -----
>From: thefont
>To: ; Cheryl Costeira ;
>; ;
;
>; Norm and Cheryl Rodrigue ;
>; Ronald Rodrigue ;
;
>Ted Figlock
>Sent: Monday, April 03, 2000 12:59 AM
>Subject: Fw: [Fwd: Fwd: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!]
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: Greg Benson
>> To: Ben Guenther
>> Cc: Carol Hennemann ; Cindy
Benson
>> ; Dave ; Dave Joyce
>> ; Ernie Gobin ; Gayle
>> ; ; Lynda Holbrook
>> ; Maria Tiexeira ;
Sam
>> Bonnin
>> Sent: Monday, March 27, 2000 8:22 PM
>> Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!]

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

>> > Return-Path:
>> > Received: from imo19.mx.aol.com (imo19.mx.aol.com [152.163.225.9])
>> >     by kira.ici.net (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id IAA26673
>> >     for ; Mon, 27 Mar 2000 08:56:50 -0500 (EST)
>> > From: [email protected]
>> > Received: from [email protected]
>> >     by imo19.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v25.3.) id 8.e6.339ad98 (4261);
>> >     Mon, 27 Mar 2000 08:53:16 -0500 (EST)
>> > Message-ID:
>> > Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 08:53:15 EST
>> > Subject: Fwd: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
>> [email protected],
>> >         [email protected], [email protected],
[email protected],
>> >         [email protected], [email protected],
[email protected],
>> >         [email protected]
>> > MIME-Version: 1.0
>> > Content-Type: multipart/mixed;
>> boundary="part1_e6.339ad98.2610c1cb_boundary"
>> > X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Mac - Post-GM sub 66
>> > X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000
>> >
>> >
>> > --part1_e6.339ad98.2610c1cb_boundary
>> > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII"
>> > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>> >
>> > In a message dated 3/26/00 3:34:57 PM, [email protected]
writes:
>> >
>> > << > >> >  > >HERE IT IS. I HOPE IT IS FUNNY - I ALMOST NEVER
THOUGHT
OF
>> 11
>> > > >> >  > >PEOPLE.
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  > >If you forward to 11 people a video comes on your
screen.
>> > > >> >  > >This works. I don't know how...but it works, you have
to
>> > > >> >  > >send this email to no less than 11 people. Somehow,
>> > > >> >  > >from the return path generated, you'll
receive...something,
>> > > >> >  > >and it is funny!!!! This is the coolest thing I've ever
>gotten!
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  > >All you have to do is send it to 11 people and this
little
>> video
>> > > >comes
>> > > >> > up
>> > > >> >  > on
>> > > >> >  > >your screen and shows the funniest clip. I can't tell
you
>what
>> it
>> > >is
>> > > >> but
>> > > >> > I
>> > > >> >  > >was laughing so hard!
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  > >So spend a few seconds to send this and you'll be glad
>> > > >> >  > >you did!
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  >
>> > > >> >  > >>
>> >
>> >
>> > --part1_e6.339ad98.2610c1cb_boundary
>> > Content-Type: message/rfc822
>> > Content-Disposition: inline
>> >
>> > Return-Path:
>> > Received: from  rly-zd05.mx.aol.com (rly-zd05.mail.aol.com
>> [172.31.33.229])
>> >     by air-zd03.mail.aol.com (v70.20) with ESMTP; Sun, 26 Mar 2000
>> >     14:34:57 -0500
>> > Received: from  hotmail.com (law2-f23.hotmail.com [216.32.181.23])
by
>> >     rly-zd05.mx.aol.com (v70.21) with ESMTP; Sun, 26 Mar 2000
14:34:33
>> >     -0500
>> > Received: (qmail 68734 invoked by uid 0); 26 Mar 2000 19:34:32
-0000
>> > Message-ID: <[email protected]>
>> > Received: from 205.188.197.179 by www.hotmail.com with HTTP;
>> >     Sun, 26 Mar 2000 11:34:32 PST
>> > X-Originating-IP: [205.188.197.179]
>> > From: "ROB HITCHCOCK"
>> > To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
>> >     [email protected],
>> >         [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
>> >         [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
>> >     [email protected]
>> > Subject: Fwd: Re: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 12:34:32 MST
>> > Mime-Version: 1.0
>> > Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed
>> > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>> >
>> >
>> > >From: "Charles Harrison"
>> > >To: "Polly Norton" , "Marie Umlah"
>> ,
>> > >"Jolene Wilson" , "Frank Tomkins"
,
>> > >"Sleeper Steve" , "Kim Miller"
>> ,
>> > >"Lucinda Michalski" , "Amber McCall"
>> ,
>> > >"Russ Mancuso" , "Vicki Maloney"
,
>> > >"ROB HITCHCOCK" , "Patti Hibbeler"
>>
>> > >Subject: Re: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > >Date: Fri, 24 Mar 2000 17:58:20 -0700
>> > >
>> > >-----Original Message-----
>> > >From: Polly Norton
>> > >To: Marie Umlah ; Jolene Wilson
;
>> > >Frank
>> > >Tomkins ; Sleeper Steve ;
Kim
>> Miller
>> > >; Lucinda Michalski ;
Amber
>McCall
>> > >; Russ Mancuso ; Vicki
>Maloney
>> > >; ROB HITCHCOCK ; Patti
Hibbeler
>> > >; Charles Harrison
>> > >Date: Friday, March 24, 2000 5:17 PM
>> > >Subject: Fw: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > >
>> > > >----- Original Message -----
>> > > >From: Dale & Lois Austin
>> > > >To: Russ ` PETERSON
>> > > >Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 5:16 PM
>> > > >Subject: Fw: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > > >
>> > > >> ----- Original Message -----
>> > > >> From: bill burns
>> > > >> To: ; ;
>> > > >> ; ;
<[email protected]>;
>> > > >> ; ;
>> > > >;
>> > > >> ; ;
>> ;
>> > > >> ; ;
>> > >;
>> > > >> ; ;
;
>> > > >> ; ;
>> > >;
>> > > >> ;
;
>> > > >> ; ;
;
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 7:30 AM
>> > > >> Subject: Fwd: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > > >>
>> > > >> > From: "Sherry.Bowers"
>> > > >> > To: "'[email protected]'"
>> > > >> > Subject: FW: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > > >> > Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2000 07:08:09 -0600
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > -----Original Message-----
>> > > >> > From: G. Marlow [mailto:[email protected]]
>> > > >> > Sent: Friday, March 17, 2000 10:19 PM
>> > > >> > To: bell; [email protected]; Gary D. Cantrell; Gabbie
Nutter;
>> > > >> > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; Deb Sherrer;
>Beverly
>> J
>> > > >> > Schoonmaker; [email protected]; dedmon
>> > > >> > Subject: Fw: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > ----- Original Message -----
>> > > >> > From: Stephanie
>> > > >> > To: stephani phillips ; Shawn
Allen
>> > > >> > ; kathy from group
;
>Karen
>> at
>> > > >work
>> > > >> > ; karen at home
;
>Jim
>> > >and
>> > > >> > carrie ; Jeannie Brown
;
>> > >grandpa
>> > > >> > ; darryl ;
chuck
>brown
>> > > >> > ; chris collins
;
>> Cathy
>> > > >Ames
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > Sent: Thursday, March 09, 2000 6:13 PM
>> > > >> > Subject: Fw: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> >  > -----Original Message-----
>> > > >> >  > From: Darryl Tidd
>> > > >> >  > To: [email protected]

;
[email protected]
>> > > >> >  > ; [email protected]
;
>> > > >> >  > [email protected] ;
[email protected]
>> > > >> >  > ; [email protected]
>> > > >> >  > ; [email protected]
>> > > >> >  > ; [email protected]
>> > > >> > ;
>> > > >> >  > [email protected] ;
>[email protected]
>> > > >> >  > ; [email protected]
;
>> > > >> >  > [email protected] ;
>> > >[email protected]
>> > > >> >  >
>> > > >> >  > Date: Thursday, March 09, 2000 1:24 AM
>> > > >> >  > Subject: FW

o this, it's hilarious!
>> > > >> >  >
>> > > >> >  > Original message from: "Rebecca Horn"
>> > > >> >  > >-----Original Message-----
>> > > >> >  > >From: jerry [mailto:[email protected]]
>> > > >> >  > >Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2000 10:07 AM
>> > > >> >  > >To: rebecca horn
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  > >Subject: FW: Do this, it's hilarious!]
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  > >HERE IT IS. I HOPE IT IS FUNNY - I ALMOST NEVER THOUGHT
OF
11
>> > > >> >  > >PEOPLE.
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  > >If you forward to 11 people a video comes on your
screen.
>> > > >> >  > >This works. I don't know how...but it works, you have
to
>> > > >> >  > >send this email to no less than 11 people. Somehow,
>> > > >> >  > >from the return path generated, you'll
receive...something,
>> > > >> >  > >and it is funny!!!! This is the coolest thing I've ever
>gotten!
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  > >All you have to do is send it to 11 people and this
little
>> video
>> > > >comes
>> > > >> > up
>> > > >> >  > on
>> > > >> >  > >your screen and shows the funniest clip. I can't tell
you
>what
>> it
>> > >is
>> > > >> but
>> > > >> > I
>> > > >> >  > >was laughing so hard!
>> > > >> >  > >
>> > > >> >  > >So spend a few seconds to send this and you'll be glad
>> > > >> >  > >you did!
>> > > >> >  > >
So now I give it back to you again.

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

1 posted 2000-04-10 09:48 PM

ROFL....this is just too funny. I absolutely hate e-mails that tell me to forward them or I will be cursed...heck, I've already been there done that, I have nothing to fear...lol

lucky
Senior Member

since 2000-01-17

Posts 1601
Idaho

2 posted 2000-04-10 10:06 PM

Hoot,

I love it when the Owl howels through the night. Now I now she ain't lookin for anything like this. Your a "card." All our best, it's just been that we've recieved this thing, well once was enough. Thanks for the additions.

Rosemary J. Gwaltney
Senior Member

since 1999-08-26

Posts 997
northern mountains, Idaho

3 posted 2000-04-10 10:38 PM

Now I’m a spice-loving person,
and while I enjoy many a tease;
I fear I fail to share my husband's sense
of humor at personal times like these.
~ ~ ~
Spam like this doesn't taste at all;
failing even to make me sneeze.
If you're going to force-feed it to me, could
you put in some pepper please?
~ ~ ~
Better yet, some potent dripping hot
down-home jalapeno cheese?
Now you’ve got me thinking of dinner,
and I can’t even write poetries!!!!

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

4 posted 2000-04-10 11:10 PM

Geez !
I recognized some of those names for sure !
LOL !
NO ... I don't feel threatened by them either. But I figure that's why they
have the DELETE button ... LOL !

The LEAST the sender could do is to
COPY and PASTE only the ORIGINAL message.
I don't do crowds !
And that reminds me of Re: Fwd: fwd: Fwd:
Fwd: fwd: FWD: Fwd's ......
HELLO ! Another waste of airspace.

Great humor, Lucky !
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
[email protected]

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