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Your Horse Called
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Your Horse Called |
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jeremyc Junior Member
since 2000-02-21
Posts 18 |
one day a man was sitting with his paper spread when his wife began hitting him with a pan on the back of his head when the blitz had ended he asked her for a reason after that she vended that he'd committed treason she showed him a paper, she held it in her hands said she, omitting vapor: "it says mary, and i found it in your pants" "surely you remember," said he with force "the horse race last december, "well mary was a horse" the wife was finally satisfied and continued with her work but shortly after, this bride was once again berserk the man questioned again after he'd been mauled replied his wife, with a devilish grin: "mary, the horse just called" |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
This has me rolling! Very funny, you have a talent of poetry and a sense of humor. Nice package!! Take care, AMY  ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~ |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
The man bet on Mary To win, place or to show He thought all was covered No way the wife would know What he hadn't bet on Was that Mary could talk Colt breed to Mister Ed The call came as a shock She phoned each man who bet To let all of them know She was ready to run When they laid down the dough |
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INclan Senior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024Indiana, USA |
jeremyc, good joke! Well written....your horse called...lol. INclan |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is hillarious, Jeremy!! Sooooo funny!!! Denise |
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jeremyc Junior Member
since 2000-02-21
Posts 18 |
hehe, thanx everyone...this is what i call a "poke"...(my invention?) i actually heard a joke that was similar to this before, and decided to write a poem out of it (joke + poem= poke...) this was my first one...maybe i'll make a book (when i grow up that is) |
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