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Walter Lee Burns
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Walter Lee Burns |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Don’t you just love English diction? It works well with my affliction My name being Walter Lee Burns And I thank you for your concerns I went south boy did I blister Nothing worse than blisters Mister I have them in a certain place As well as on my pretty face What is the irony my good sir? Antibiotics would incur Sulfuric reactions to the sun That would blister both my buns You take a pill to not get sick Cuz Mexican water is just ick And they neglect to say, “hey son” It might be better to eat and run We don’t have to mention sex Suffering sun poisoning effects So we gave it the college try In college we had shiny thighs On the plane back to America Next to a girl named von Erika My wife and Erika they tried Playing pop the blister as I cried If anyone else calls me Lobster I’m gonna hire me a mobster There’s no fun when Walt Lee burns That ninny poet that never learns All Day I Dream About Stanzas!! |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
LOL! It all sounds painful to me.  I hope it was a good trip otherwise. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
um... What's burnin' walt? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I know it's no consolation... but your misery (or rather, your telling of it *G*) has brought smiles into my morning! (I was going to say sunshine... but I guess you've had enough of that? *G*) Great poem! |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Cute! I hope the pus has subsided...  |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Your buns? Don't ya know your supposed to lay on those and have em covered. LOL Awww, I know your in a great deal of pain, I see you keep your sense of humour with it. You know I'm hoping you get better quickly |
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hsystems Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 319Murray, UT, USA |
Hey, Walt - great poem! Started my day out with a smile. I do have to wonder, though - which blisters were your wife and Erika popping - the ones on your face, or the ones on your buns?  Troy Beautiful, Thought-Provoking Poetry http://www.h-systems.net/p1.htm |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Ouch! I know how that hurts! Very creative poem Walt! Denise |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
owowowowowowowo its peeling |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Walt is squealing, Because he's peeling, O boy does he hurt, Can't wear no shirt, Can't sit on his duff, Life can be rough, He lets out a screama (Italian scream) Praise be to Noxema. |
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