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Open Poetry #6

Happy BeerDay Toe! !!

Local Rebel
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since 1999-12-21

Posts 5767
Southern Abstentia

0 posted 2000-03-31 11:36 AM

They tell me it's Toe's birthday
Of that you know we're glad,
Cause we know how many,
That old bugger's had!

We tried to put the candles,
All within one cake
But the oven wouldn't hold it
Long enough to bake

Seems it spilled right over
As the dough began to rise
And blew the roof right off the house
To everyone's surprise

There'll be no cake or ice cream,
No candles not this year,
The fire department stopped us,
Told us to just chug beers...

So we have them all lined up
To drink to Toerags day
A hundred bottles of beer on the wall,
To pass round all the way!!!

Happy B'day Buzz.....

Hate is a dead thing. Who of you would be a tomb? -Kahlil Gibran

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2000-03-31 11:42 AM

I think he'd prefer beer to cake any time... *S* Great poem, Hawk!!! (But will a hundred beers be enough??? LOL)

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

2 posted 2000-03-31 11:53 AM

100 bottles of beer on the wall... 100 bottles of beer... take one down... pass it around... 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

You can see where this is headed... sorry.

Say LR... nice write... I'll toast to the big Toe even though its only 8:30 in the morning.

Nan

Administrator

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since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

3 posted 2000-03-31 05:57 PM

HIC!!

Miss Behavin'
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since 1999-06-16

Posts 84

4 posted 2000-03-31 06:40 PM

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

5 posted 2000-03-31 08:02 PM

Somehow, I have a feeling that, wherever he is, he's guzzling...and women are hiding behind locked doors! Well put, Rebel.

RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31

Posts 3023
United Kingdom

6 posted 2000-03-31 08:11 PM

Rebel: Put WH away....ROFL....you devil!

HUSG

ps: I don't drink beer...*sigh*

Lost Dreamer
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since 1999-06-20

Posts 2464
Somewhere near the Rainbow

7 posted 2000-03-31 08:35 PM

Cheers from me I can start a few hours early myself. Enjoy what's left of yours Toe then come join mine make it a 48 hour event.

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