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Um Nevermind if You Click This It'll Only Be a Blank Page...by wayoutwalt |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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I Respect All Women!! You had a bad day at work my dear Your boss was PMSing I fear You worked your fingers to the nub Your mean ole boss she calls you bub “Bub overtime means get outta here” You’ve been called a chauvinist pig You said, “when ladies cramp they wig” So on a date don’t ever say “Is PMS not making your day” Cuz your own grave you’ll hafta dig The ladies are mad real major But each one is divine I’ll wager You see the guy that told me this Lives in Ft Worth his name is Chris I’d be happy to post his pager [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 03-24-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I am going to stand back and let the ladies in here speak to you about PMS, walt! (hehehe) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i'm in lotsa trubble i know it devine o sigh love me please love me i love you all!!! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ahahahahaha.....this is funny, Walt...don't worry, we all love you! Denise |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
LOL - you are wayyyyy out, Walt, and I love that! Corinne |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Of course we love you! How could we not! you are a dear, real, funny, funny man! |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
Well today I was laughing and thought this was pretty good, tomorrow I'll hate it...maybe I'm ..............nah...couldn't be....lol  |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
How could anyone be mad at you Walt...this is cute!!! Guess you'll have to try another tactic to get us girls complaining!!! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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ONE FLEW OVER Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 55Cuckoos Nest |
What is PMS? It must be, Pulsating Muscle Sensations only thing I can think of that would make all the women go wild when you say it. Am I right or do I need to go back and hide in my corner before they catch me? |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Now, now Walt...I told ya what that stands for. Why do think we get so darned crabby? PMS (Putting up with MENS S...) I'll leave the rest to you.  ya know I'm just teasin ya! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
putting up with men's what white dove smartness sexiness savyness solidness stubborness stupidity shrinkage (oops) |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
all the above hehehe |
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Shelley Member
since 2000-01-27
Posts 263Ohio, USA |
This is really cute! BUT ........ Hard lessons are learned during PMS. The quicker you learn them, the safer you will be! heehee |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
LOL, excellent work walt |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Hey walt... On behalf of women everywhere - My wish for you and your kind (men) is that we could share with you all, for even just a day - the "feelings" and joys that we women experience with PMS and childbirth....  |
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