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Toerag's Final Meal
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Toerag's Final Meal |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Three workers on the high beam sat. The ground was ninety feet below. Twas noontime and they broke for lunch... Gunther, Guiseppe and Toe. Gunther opened his lunchpail first And said, with a loud HRRUMPPH! "Again she gives me sauerkraut and wurst. If she does it tomorrow, I'll jump!!!" Then Guiseppe opened his lunchpail up And said, "Spaghetti again!!!" If she packs for me the same tomorrow, I'll jump with you, my friend!" Then Toerag opened his school lunch box And said, "oh, me oh, my!! If I see Polish sausage again With my two friends I'll die!!!" Next day there they were again, The three friends on the ledge. Gunther looked and saw the wurst Then jumped right off the edge! Guiseppe looked.....spaghetti again! "Hey, Gunther, wait for me!" Then Toerag saw his Polish sausage So down they went, all three. The funeral was a huge affair For this sad tragedy The foreman saw poor Toerag's wife Sitting 'neath a tree. "I'm sorry, miss", he sadly said, "But we were unaware That there were problems which could lead To such a sad affair." Toe's wife looked up, teary-eyed, And said, "Well, thanks a bunch But there was no way to avoid it.. Toe packed his own lunch!!!" |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
I know this joke... pretty good come back though  Marie~ "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Thanks, Mariee....yep, seemed right for Toe! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL...too funny. I had never heard this one.  |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ Just toooooo funny.  And the perfect comeback for the Toe ! Such fun to see you guys firing volley's like this. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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INclan Senior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024Indiana, USA |
Yes, an old joke. I hope you guys never kiss and make up...this is too much fun. INclan |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
Oh my, what a sad tale, yet so many think it to be funny am I missing something? |
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jazzgal Junior Member
since 2000-03-07
Posts 37 |
as i have warned mister toerag, you would surely get him... (glad that i didn't have to take my words back)..... nice comeback!!! |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
You've made me smile with this one Deer...Mr. Toe musn't have seen this yet...or the $#!T would be flying me thinks!! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
LOL, I hadnt heard this joke before  Well told, Balladeer, cant wait for Toe to see it |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL good one Balladeer! Whatcha got Toe? I'm glad to see you two going at it again!!! |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Hilarity Hall, Revisited...Wonderful, Balladeer, and Toerag, you gonna eat that??  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Caught that jumper name of Toe Held on tight, did not let go This war of words goes on some Mo'.....  |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Go get 'em, Balladeer! Corinne |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
LOL...whoever was underneath those three had quite a meal. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, Well you nailed him again, I think you can change his name to swiss cheese, He's so full of holes. Love the banter. Sy |
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