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Oh Great He's Back (or bubba go git yur pitchfork we got us a lynchin) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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no not a luncheon. a lynchin!!! It was a dark and dreary stormy night Drastic! The computer was unplugged! Lightning bolts ran from eyes of the raged Until finally he had to be drugged Gaping black hole swish swallowing away Every molecule of air there about The snoring calmness wickedly emitted A sinister dream he'd soon be without The end of battle was coming to a head The promises and the threats now were real For so long they seemed just empty words Now the hurt and pain he would soon feel Most nights were spent with his wife alone He in the study and she in the bed He thought poetry an honorable cause Once recognized a century long dead This night was her chance she said with a sigh Waiting for dawn her plans would unfold And then in anguish the time came by So his loving wife did something quite bold In the morning she was long gone for work Dear husband sat his fat rump in his chair Through groggy eyes he started to type "Why is my beloved computer not there???" [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 03-12-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL...I can see you, bleary-eyed. Sitting down in front of an empty space! Good job! I'm glad to see she gave it back to you!!!  |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
lol, serves you right Walt! "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Walt! Them is fighting words...takin the puter away! hehe glad she gave it back to you, but now BEHAVE yourself!  |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thanky yuh i got it back and im being good yuh!! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ouch......must have been very painful, Walt. Just the thought give me the chills. Glad you got it back!!  Denise |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
W.O.W. WHOA! That could be considered 'cruel and unusual' punishment. Why, whatever must she have been thinking? Oh, you must have done some fancy talking to get it back. Way to go Walt! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
LMAO....never, never in a million years...could anyone but you come out with something like this. Way to go Walt. CHris Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Computer extraction is a very intricate operation--I hope she had good light--- and then to put it back correctly--yikes! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
That would be the equivalent of pulling me off life support! *G* Well done, Walt! |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL....The title was enough to crack me up |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
ROFLMAO.... |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I think I saw her at a yard sale down the road a piece - selling it for $10.00.... to suthern....  |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Walt, Another funny one from you, I'm glad you got your computer back also so you could continue to share your humor with us, but this time share your time equally, or she might just throw you to the Stute with us. |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL, what a punishment! That would be devistating...  Great work, walt!*Krista Knutson* I do this so this world will know that it will not change me....-GB |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
LOL! This was very funny-I'm glad I found it (and that you got your computer back, Walt!). Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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