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My Beloved TP (toilet paper)
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My Beloved TP (toilet paper) |
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Blondie Member
since 1999-08-06
Posts 307Ohio 
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*the rhyme scheme isn't to great but it was a lot of fun to write* I jump into the car, and run into the store We laugh as we search for the beloved TP We grab 3 packs but I say, "we'll need lots more," "because there is eight of us, including me. We drive to the lady's house I babysit for We all run around with our rolls of cheap TP I get the lawn while the others get the door I use about 4 rolls on the giant oak tree. We see someone coming, and a flicker of a light But we still run with our beloved, white TP If only we could afford to do this every night Houses covered all the time, what fun it would be! My roll runs out and I start to search for more I look on the ground for some lost roll of TP I only find little pieces that people had tore I guess it's time to jump in my car and flee. We always end up smiling the rest of the night Because of these nights like this and our beloved TP See, this brings us closer, us and this bad plight For I can take my mask off for all of them to see. |
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Cutie Putootie Member
since 2000-01-20
Posts 54Ohio |
Yes, and I'll get you back for your toilet papering job on my house. How many rolls did you use, 52!? Well when I get you back I'll use double the amount you did..moooohaaahaaa |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
hehehehe......I see the TP caper still lives on! This is delightful, Blondie! Denise |
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Blondie Member
since 1999-08-06
Posts 307Ohio |
Thought I would livin' the forums up a little with some fun. I have a great time everytime I TP someone's house  |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Cute! What would you do if the house had no trees, no bushes? Where would you toss the TP? |
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jbowie Member
since 2000-02-18
Posts 135BANGOR (that OR) ME |
but alas, I would have used it first. nice memory trip ya sick twist |
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Blondie Member
since 1999-08-06
Posts 307Ohio |
If it had no trees or bushes we would probably TP the car and just roll up the lawn or maybe even FORK IT!!!!! <~My favorite thing to do...hehe. |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Nothing like quality time spent with friends!  Elizabeth Why ME??? |
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