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Revenge of the Toilet Paper (read Blondie's first)
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Revenge of the Toilet Paper (read Blondie's first) |
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Cutie Putootie Member
since 2000-01-20
Posts 54Ohio |
I woke up this morning, half asleep and half alive I glanced outside and noticed something had arrived All around my house and bush, and all over my tree Was something white and fluttering, it looked like TP!! I gasped as I grabbed my coat and slippers by the door Because it never ended there was just more and more. I thought to myself, "I know who made this mess here?" It wasn't Lisa, or Mike, or Caleb, but little Blondie dear. As I called my husband out to help and clean this mess I knew revenge would be mine of which I can confess. You don't TP Cutie and get away with it without harm You never know when I'll strike, and when I do sound the alarm! Cutie doesn't just get back with a whimpy 10 rolls or more She goes to Sam's Club and buys the pack of fifty four!! |
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Blondie Member
since 1999-08-06
Posts 307Ohio |
Oh you think so?? never!!! |
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Astraea Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 378California! Yeah! Okay, I'm done now |
Cute! Nice poem! I certainly wouldn't want to wake up and find that. I'd also get a fifty pack.  And then I'd enlist the help of lots of people...Unless it's Halloween. I'd be laughing. Good poem.  ~Astraea "Sometimes stars can only be seen in darkness." "Sorrow's crown of sorrow is remembering happier things." |
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Cutie Putootie Member
since 2000-01-20
Posts 54Ohio |
Blondie: Revenge is mine haha! I get around when you least expect it and I think I am going to take Astraea's advice and get about twenty people to help me. Hey Astraea wanna help? |
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just_another_fe Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 483MICHIGAN |
ROTGLMAO great poems but this really happened?????????????????????? lol |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You're in for it now, Blondie! This is hysterical, Cutie! Denise |
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StarrGazer Senior Member
since 2000-03-05
Posts 679Texas |
LOL this poem and Blondies were delightful brings back memories thanks for sharing it ~*Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear*~ |
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Blondie Member
since 1999-08-06
Posts 307Ohio |
hehe[This message has been edited by Blondie (edited 03-11-2000).] |
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Cutie Putootie Member
since 2000-01-20
Posts 54Ohio |
just_another: Yes this did just happen to me LAST NIGHT. Blondie thought it would be funny to TP my house and I must admit it made me feel like I was 17 years old again...but she must remember, revenge is mine Dsnyder: wanna join in on the fun? |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
What no burning bag of dog poop to stomp out? Cute! |
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jbowie Member
since 2000-02-18
Posts 135BANGOR (that OR) ME |
did someone mention dog poop, I've got connections. Cute poems guys and love the light hearts not dripping with pain |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL, wow did this bring back some memories! Especially that bag of dog poop! haha... |
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Cutie Putootie Member
since 2000-01-20
Posts 54Ohio |
Bag of poop eh?? Hmm...if they did the bag of poop thing on my yard I think I would have to HUNT them down or my husband would, I don't think he would be too fond of the bag of poop thing.[This message has been edited by Cutie Putootie (edited 03-12-2000).] |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Very funny! Sounds like this is practically a tradition among you guys. Elizabeth Why ME??? |
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