Taxtime Anyone (repost of a lil poem dedicated to payin thuh taxes)

How to Join	Member's Area	Private Library	Search	Sanctuary		Login
Main Forums	Discussion	Tech Talk	Mature Content	Archives	A home without a wall, Our haven without ends, A circle we all call Our Family of Friends!

wayoutwalt
Member Elite

since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 2000-02-10 01:05 AM

Oh great! It's time to pay my income tax
This year I'm ready I have my Ex-Lax
How could I owe so much when I am so poor
Hush! The IRS man is standing at the door

Yes, you told me not paying is a crime
I'd cheat my country simply for a dime
How did he find me, now I'll have to pay
But there's no chance, he's hauling me away

I'm down on my knees pleading to the judge
But today, of course, he's holding a grudge
So they threw me in jail and lost the key
My cell mate is blowing kisses at me

A common criminal is what I am
I tried to do a job on Uncle Sam
Now remember if your to do this crime
Be sure to make off with more than a dime!

[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 02-10-2000).]

Mistikman
Senior Member

since 2000-01-10

Posts 682
San Jose, CA, USA

1 posted 2000-02-10 01:11 AM

Lol. Excellent job walt. You had me rolling till the end

Keep up the good work

I am not a poet, I am merely one who speaks in emotion

bobbycat
Member

since 2000-02-06

Posts 233
USA

2 posted 2000-02-10 01:22 AM

LOL...very witty! And I'll be sure to take your advice...................j/k!!!!!

Great job!

Bobbycat =^..^=

Alicat
Member Elite

since 1999-05-23

Posts 4094
Coastal Texas

3 posted 2000-02-10 01:47 AM

WOW...I always have and still do love the way you have with words and images.

Another great one, and thanks for reposting it.

Alicat

Christopher

Moderator

Member Rara Avis

since 1999-08-02

Posts 8296
Purgatorial Incarceration

4 posted 2000-02-10 03:14 AM

ROFL!!!

k walt, a dime???What'll that buy you these days?? Inventive!

Echo Rhayne
Senior Member

since 1999-09-17

Posts 1495
Canyon Country, CA

5 posted 2000-02-10 06:40 PM

LMAO, I will try to make off with more thana dime, trust me LoL...great poem!

Did Jesus laugh?
I think He did,
'cause He was once
a little kid;
and all of us
were made with joy
both sugar-spice girl
and snake-snail boy!

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

6 posted 2000-02-11 07:43 PM

wayoutwalt is in the brig
send him pennies for his pig
he can give them all to Sam
let's get him out of this big jam....

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

7 posted 2000-02-11 07:47 PM

I'm shootin' for a quarter, minimum. At least you can get a mini-Baby Ruth bar for that at the local gas-n-go.

sandgrain
Member Elite

since 1999-09-21

Posts 3662
Sycamore, IL, USA

8 posted 2000-02-11 07:57 PM

What do you mean, hauling tax worries into this little escape haven? hehe Once I wrote a check to the IRS and one to the travel office for our Hawiian vacation, left, had a great time, returned and realized both checks were written on the same funds. Sure was relieved the IRS was slow cashing, so I was able to quickly transfer funds to be covered! Whew...almost

sea_of_okc
Senior Member

since 1999-06-15

Posts 568
Oklahoma City, OK, USA

9 posted 2000-02-11 08:04 PM

An entertaining read on a depressing topic.
Wonderful and witty as always walt... keep it up

Steven Seaman
To thine own self be true...

Denise

Moderator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

10 posted 2000-02-12 10:54 AM

Thanks for the giggles, Walt! This is delightful!

Denise

	⇧ top of page ⇧
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.