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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2000-01-05 07:56 AM

I woke up early this mornin'
To write somethin' for this forum
Didn't want it to be borin'
And start ya all a'snorin.

I thought about old Balladeer,
To write about so nice,
I picked my brain and went insane,
Had to think about it twice.

Couldn't come up with a single thing,
(Well, one of his poems was fair),
Maybe I'd write about Iloveit,
Her legs and all that hair?

Suthern's too sweet to try to bash,
WayoutWalt is crazier than me,
Nan would just delete it,
If I wrote about her erotic'ly.

Now I could talk about PoetdeVine,
Or poetfemmeFatale,
Then I'd be horney all the time,
And Michael would give me hell.

I guess I could work on LongJohn,
Now there's a subject I know so well,
The sailor with pink lace panties,
(Though I wasn't supposed to tell) (Thanks for the pictures Lorelei)

His reputation precedes him,
So does his big huge gut,
He and Lorelei have a four foot wide chair,
That just barely fits his butt.

But I guess I won't write about him,
In fact I think I'll just wait,
I'll come up with something tomorrow,
That or I'll sleep in late.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-05-2000).]

wayoutwalt
Member Elite

since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

1 posted 2000-01-05 08:04 AM

crazy as ye huh well dunno bout that fact is im quite normal quite normal o yuh..its ya'll that's crazy o and toe funny tiz this one was!

whiskey

Senior Member

since 1999-12-28

Posts 1278
Australia

2 posted 2000-01-05 08:12 AM

Great poem Toerag

alot of fun

JTF
Member

since 1999-08-09

Posts 319
France

3 posted 2000-01-05 08:34 AM

ROFL ... Nice one buddy ! ... I see you still write about your nemesis ...

Poet deVine

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

4 posted 2000-01-05 08:45 AM

Thank you for including me in your poem... but correct me if I'm wrong..the condition you so eloquently described in connection with Femme and me is something that afflicts you all the time anyway isn't it? LOL

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

5 posted 2000-01-05 08:49 AM

deVine...Well, the crack of dawn ain't safe most of the time now that ya mention it....

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

6 posted 2000-01-05 09:01 AM

Anytime you wanta give dawn a rest, you know where to find me! LOL

This is great, Toe...Yanno... I have every confidence that you would excel at most any endeavor... 'cept I'm not sure you could be boring if you tried! LOL Thanks for the grins... I may be giggling, but I'm certainly not snorin'! *G*

So.... when are you gonna share those pictures of LJA??? *G* The secret's out... we might as well see! LOL.

RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31

Posts 3023
United Kingdom

7 posted 2000-01-05 09:34 AM

LOL@sailor with pink panties...ROFL

HUSG

Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

Local Rebel
Member Ascendant

since 1999-12-21

Posts 5767
Southern Abstentia

8 posted 2000-01-05 09:36 AM

Must be bikers day off! ROFL Toe...

Hey, can you forward those panty shots to me??

Iloveit
Senior Member

since 1999-09-02

Posts 1121
NM

9 posted 2000-01-05 09:47 AM

ROFG@panty shots.....loved this toe, and gee thanks for not bringing up my hair again...I had just about gotten past that one lolol

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