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You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man
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You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores 
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You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man ~Marge Tindal~ You couldn't keep your man, so you set your eyes on mine. Well, honey, I'm here to tell you, you got your hands full this time ! A little flirt. A little hurt. That's a little too much drama. A man might look at a new little skirt, but he don't take it home to Mama ! That would be one for the books. You'd get one you wouldn't want to keep. He'd soon grow tired of you, because you came too cheap. You gotta pay the price if you want a love for all time. Now skedaddle outta here, girlfriend ! This one is mine ! *Tee Hee ... Goodness only knows where this one came from. Suthern ... are you still looking for laughter ?  ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Help! the helpless maiden cried as the villian still persued her A gallon of gin ran down her chin cause the son-of-a-gun had stewed her! Sorry  Rex |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Big Buddha Belly Laugh! Totally pleased, am now grinning like a madwoman as I type. Thank you so much Marge! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
You go, lady! Get that low class, piece of common trash, bottled blonde bitch! LOL I loved this one! Great title, too! Corinne |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Corrine...some of us bottled blondes aren't so bad!!! Marge, this was great...reminded me of the famous country song...yep, I was raised a country girl! ( stop laughin'!!) Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Rex- What in the world was that? If I inspired that little ditty .. oh, Lord, please take pity. LOL ! * Sorry *Serenity- I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Why, I can't imagine whatever came over me ! Corinne- Now I'm laughing at you. Ahem, L'Oreal Blonde here ! Devina- I am glad it gave you a smile. Hey, I think I remember that song. Went to a wedding reception once where a very gifted bride sang it to her new hubby. Now, being raised 'country' is no laughing matter! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
You think I can't take your man? That's such a cool reaction 'cause you ain't seen nothin' yet Til you seen me in action! Watch out, girl! Liz |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL a good one! <*\\\>< When you can't make up your mind Which way is right for you, Stop and softly ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do? |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
YOU GO GIRL!!! |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
This was pretty neat~ Reminded me of the Loretta Lynn song~ Does anyone remember the movie Coal Miner's Daughter??~ In the movie, it was a bottled blonde that her husband was fooling around with... LOL! Marie~ |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Great poem, Marge! [This message has been edited by suthern (edited 02-05-2000).] |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Marge, this was great!LMAO! Give her hell Marge! - SEA  |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Guess my problem is..if he strays, he's gone! That's what the pound is for..to round up them durn strays! Then they neuter 'em.. hey! That's a great idea! Like your poem! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Lizzie, Slide on up here girl, you brazen little flirt. You'd get that man for sure in a mini-skirt. If you can get him you can keep him, it's all the same to me, cause I wouldn't want him back, even if he came for FREE ! Let's see your action girl. You would have your hands full. Bring it on Miss Lizzie, I think you're full of bull ! Thanks, White Dove. See .. it's working. We're spreading smiles. Hoot- Cute ! Marie~ Didn't see the movie, but redhead, blonde or brunette they ain't made the woman who can take my fellow, YET ! SUTHERN - This was part of your laughter challenge, and here you go getting all gushy on me. If the woman was so brazen. A little hell I'd be raising. The man might be willing, and then there might be a killing. (well, that's a little permanent) SEA- I'm trying to portray the wench. So tickled to see my 'sisters' jump on it ! Poet deVine- You, me and Lorena Bobbitt ! *Absolutely WONDERFUL responses, all of you ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
With a little eagle cherokee I take a little pause I would not dare step up to any Eagle beak or claws OK, You can have him. He wouldn't want me in a miniskirt anyway (I was just quippin' a little) Love ya Liz |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
I'm so glad you've found your 'quipping whip'. I love to quip with you. You can't throw in the towel so quick ... that would not be you. Let's go a round or two before we call it quits ... neither of us would want to surrender without a 'quasi-quip' !  ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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HelmutB Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964Canada |
LOL The Battle of the sexes. Very nice poem and I had to reply Couldn't let this go by Sneaked in The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools. |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
HELMUT ! Joy is mine ... and you just sneak in here anytime ! The more often ... the better. Love you ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Marge Helmut suddenly appears you see He wants to be the referee He thinks I look good in a mini skirt So honey, look out, I may want to flirt (Nice to see you Helmut. How about a verse?) So marge you may as well call it quits And put away your quipping whips Liz |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
You're working Helmut into a frenzy. You're a brazen little hussy, Lizzie. Let down those hems stop flirting with him ... or I'll just have to pitch a tizzy. A referee, a referee ... I'll show him what to call. Come on Helmut count to 10 ... Miss Liz just took a fall ! She hit the mat and went with a splat ! Her mini-skirt over her face. It fit her well as we could all tell, she was a quipping disgrace. I now wear the 'Quipping Ring' and Lizzie's nowhere to be seen ! That'll teach that little flirt ... Lizzie went out of style with the mini-skirt !  ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Well, now it seems a wrestling match And Marge's jealousy's unhatched She should be jealous of one thing I'm just too sexy for the ring So wrestle on, sweet cherokee You're there without a referee Liz |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Lizzie, you're so funny ! I love these little 'pun'nies. It's a draw I can see for the referee forgot which quip to whip ! You are too sexy for the ring. You sexy little thing ! Love you, sparring partner. Back in a quip ! ~*Marge*~ *Our little matches are soooooo much fun. Over before they've even begun. I'll meet you at ten paces, quipping on the draw of three. You sexy little mini-skirted thing ! LOL ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
I can't be gone for even a little bit and my girlfriends are having a quipping fit Marge--love your poem and sense of humor! |
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Patrick B Member
since 1999-10-28
Posts 58uk |
um nothing much more I can add,powerful stuff Marge hello darkness my old friend |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Thanks for all the laughs, girls!! Denise |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Looks like the little cherokee Is vying for the referee What happened to the guy in the poem I don't think we even know 'em Poor Helmut must think we're nuts So perhaps we better give this up Good night! Liz |
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just_another_fe Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 483MICHIGAN |
LMAO HAHAHA GOD HOW MANY FEMALES I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE THIS POAM TO. LOL WHAT ARE THESE GIRLS THINKING. THEY REALLY THINK THEY CAN GET ARE MAN? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Martie- Thanks, gal. That Lizzie can bring out the best in me. She's quite quiply qualified. Don't go away, Martie ... next time you get to join our quipping ! Can you quip in free-verse? Patrick- Oh, the strong, silent type ! Hmmmmm ! Verrry interesting. Thank you for liking. Denise- I think you'd be a great quipper too. With a 'bee in your bonnet' would you quip us a sonnet? Lizzie- You, my friend, are just the laughter I needed tonight. Thank you for the quipping inspiration. Almost since day one ... we've had this wonderful friendship that has come to mean so much to me. Elizabeth ... I think you're wonderful. We do share the title of The Greatest Quipper Picker Uppers ! Just_Another_Fe- So glad you enjoyed the fun. *This one's now put to bed ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
This was so adorable!!! I love it and you go get 'em!!! Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream. Shawna R. Holder Boise, Idaho |
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HelmutB Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964Canada |
I'm sitting here, although it's late And think what is here on my plate I scratch my head and twitch my nose Girls, settle down, I love you both Now surley someone will say Oh look at him he want's them both his way With quipping wip and mini skirt Well what can I say I'm worth the flirt (lol) So take my heart. I'll take that skirt perhaps one day I do like to flirt (rofl) Marge and Liz you are the greatest. I needed the smiles tonight. Thank you Here some hugs and Kisses for yah both HUG here KISS there, KISS here HUG there The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools. |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
WildChild- Well ... I'm glad you liked it. It was a 'smile-maker' for my quipping partner and for me. We do so enjoy our quips. Glad you liked the poem. Helmut- Awwwwwww ! Sweetie ... if we gave you just the slightest smile ... then it gives us both double pleasure. You'd no doubt be the guy we'd both love to give a hug to. HERE'S MINE  Love you ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Not to be outdone by the cherokee Here's a bigger kiss from me Marge is still up on the matt So I've got Helmut, and that is that! Liz |
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HelmutB Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964Canada |
U 2 (lol) I feel so torn in every way I love you both what can I say With "quipping wip" the "skirt" and onto the "matt" I lay me down and that is that Thank you for all the kisses and hugs They are returned The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools. |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
 Oh my gawd ... were these ever the FUN days and nights~ LizzyTizzy ... I LOVE YOU~  No stuff kiddo's ... this was one of the FUNNEST times we ever had in the forums~ Honest Injun~ *HUGLETS* ...  Just the perfect *gift* for Helmut's birthday !!! ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
LOL....much enjoyed!! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Goodness gracious ... the poem may not be much ... but the reply exchanges are a total HOOT~ For some of you who haven't had the FUN of diving in the archives ... GO FOR IT ~ *Huglets* ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
fun indeed! |
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