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The Pet (Humor Challenge by Marilyn) |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
He came into my pet store one day looking for a golden retriever. In football terms, he was no tight end, so must have been a receiver. He said he wanted companionship with minimal fuss or bother and feeling sorry for such as he I took him home to meet my father. Two days of wedded bliss had we till his socks began to stink his jockeys lay under the bed his dirty dishes in the sink! He didn’t work, not a lick he said he hurt his hips so he sat in front of my TV eating salsa and some chips! At night he cooed and stroked me hoping for a little action little did I know he was not into giving me satisfaction! If I had a receipt of purchase I’d take him back to the store trade him in, get my refund and get another boar! I found this in my archive..and you know what? I don't remember writing it! Could it be Alzheimers? Poetic Amnesia? Sigh! I sure hope I wrote it!  [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 02-03-2000).] |
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Gene Senior Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 935Colorado, USA |
[LOL] Very funny! Poet, it's not Alzheimer's, just a little repression. When you're traumatized like that, you tend to forget.  BTW, watch for my new post to your challenge, I think it may be my best yet. I should have it posted by tomorrow eve. ~Gene [This message has been edited by u_gene (edited 02-03-2000).] |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious, PdV!! Challenge well met!! Denise |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Who are you? Better yet, who am I?? I gues it is better to forget you wrote a poem then to forget where you live, eh Sharon?? LOL |
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jbouder Member Elite
since 1999-09-18
Posts 2534Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash |
LOL. Enjoyed this PdV. Thanks. The Whiffling JimBouderWocky |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Poet- Just tooooooo funny ! What hath this challenge wrought? ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Poet- Just tooooooo funny ! What hath this challenge wrought? ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
Odd....this looks oddly familiar. Isn't it odd, how odd you are. I'm odd, you're odd....wouldn't you like.... Ah, forget it. Or, maybe you already have? LOL  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Ya know - The poem is funny... but forgetting writing it is hilarious.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I have to ditto Nan on this. *G* Thanks for the double dose of grins! LOL |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL Sharon! I told ya that heat would get to your brain sooner or later. haha... Good one!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Ms deVine - you are so incredibly gifted. How many other poets do you know who can dig up great poems they no longer remember writing? Only the best poets can do that. hmmmm - I wonder.... have you forgotten any men you may have been with??? lol |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Mr. Ag....you pose an interesting question. So I sat here tried to think of ALL the men I'd been with....let's see there was George (Washington - he slept here)...Abe (he kept calling me Penny)...Teddy (too much of a rough rider!)...Calvin (I think he was there)...Clark (Kent or Gable..don't know which)..then of course we get into my prime when all I could think about was men, men and more men...that is except when I was thinking about stopping the Vietnam war..and of course watching Nixon make a fool of himself (he is NOT a crook! LOL)..and the walk on the moon..and that year the US hockey team won the Olympics....and when women started burning their bras..and the wave of the future was a microwave..and...hmmm WHAT was that question again? |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh Liz |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
LOL...Funny stuff here PD, even if was written by your alter-ego. |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFLMAO |
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