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Marilyn...Balladeer's Bible #1 Babe |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Oh, Marilyn, I can't believe you've reason to complain. Just think of all the sinners you have helped to ease their pain. You've helped so many souls who were so lost to find their way And, with your twirling tassels, put your faith in full display. I must admit I thought you were a good choice for the choir But, when I saw you dressed up in that leopard-skin attire, And watched your muscles move as if by magical accord I knew that you were meant to be a dancer for the Lord. When you danced, girl, you had a way to weave a magic spell That sent the devil packing to his cronies back in Hell. With every move you made, each perfect bump and grind gyration, You gave each man there watching you a touch of salivation. So many strangers prayed aloud each time they saw your bod With shouts of "Holy Jesus!" and loud screams of "Oh, my God!" You bared your heart and soul (and other things) to spread the Word And I gave thanks each night you had been so blessed by the Lord. So now you speak against me! Tell me, girl. Where did I fail? Each time you got arrested I was right there with the bail. I welcomed you with open arms into our happy fold And spent the nights beside you so that you would not get cold. But I'll not hold you back should you decide now you must leave. Though Satan takes you from me, I'll not be the one to grieve. I'll always have warm thoughts of you and, in this heart of mine, You'll always be "Miss Pearly Gates of 1999"! |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Did I miss something here Mike???? Well it was a Deer original all the same!!!  Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Okay....so as soon as I stop laughing out loud......whew!!!! Yanno, it's poems like this that make me feel so much better about myself!!!! Yassee God?....There's other people as crazy as me?...I'm not alone...misery does love company yanno?....Miss Pearly Gates 1999?.....Dear God...Forgive him....cuz he knows not what he duzz!...LOL |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Dear Marilyn, The alligator always swims belly up in piranha infested waters. You swam belly down, honey. hehe. Balladeer, What sharp teeth you have! This was funny Liz |
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Miss Behavin' Member
since 1999-06-16
Posts 84 |
Don't you worry, Marilyn.... I'll take care of BallsaDeers for ya......  |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
Great response to Marilyn's poem 'Deer  .....lolol |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... better at revivals than Viagra, hunh? Great job, 'Deer! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, Don't know what this is all about but I like your poem. And I think she will too. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Good come back Balladeer. Little soft on her there weren't ya? haha |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Good one deer  |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
ROTFLMAO...Great come back Mike....but hang on to your hat my friend. this isn't over yet. |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
See??? That's why Mom always told ya to stay away from strangers with candy.  Especially, chocolate covered ants!! ICK! pftu! BLUK!  Dern exterminators anyhow!! LOL Good thing I turned you down, deerest. hehehe |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
ROTFLMAO Oh God, oh God, I can't stop laughing ! And there's more on the way ? God help me ! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
A most excellent retort Sir Balladeer... Had me laughing all the way. Can't wait for the return volley. |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
I knew there would be greatness coming from you on this one deer, and you didn't disappoint. Too funny! |
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Isis Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-06
Posts 6296Sunny Queensland |
You never fail to make us laugh Balladeer, great comeback LOL Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely. ~Isis~ (Sovereign of the Spirit) |
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