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A Second Opinion |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Acceptable levels of of confusion exist Sequential events cause your knickers to twist Everything granted is taken away Catch stolen breaths and hold on while you may Once remembered things seem lost No-one keeps score or measures cost Doubt-less others have been here too One of us might have a clue Perhaps this is some cosmic joke Is my "Wheel Of Fortune" missing some spokes ? No easy solutions to this puzzle Pat I'll keep my guesses for now, under this paper hat Only a fool takes opinions as fact Normal is only how most of us act Sometimes nonsense isn't . |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
Well aren't we just the cwever one ? Horse's patoots are wots more fun Always whining about this or that The things wong with you won't fit under a hat! All of us know you are one cwazy coot Why don't you just stay in the Institute All of your poems are weally wame Contorted works that sound the same Kooks wike you need awownd the cwock One hundwed percent ewectwo-shock Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Do your thoughts reflect your size? One fits all you realize Nothing here is as it seems 'Tis not of you that which I dream Most apropos of this fact Elmer you're a little whacked So pipe down runt you mental gnat Surely you wouldn't trade tit for tat With one who is by far superior I'll dispatch post-haste your gibes inferior This paper hat upon my head Hides verse to fill your heart with dread Mock me not my toony friend Even you might meet your end For you see I know what makes you tick Unless you stop I'll end it quick Don't forget you're part of me Dare I say... acrostically? Sometimes nonsense isn't . |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
The Fuddy one seeks battle with our dear Dr. Moose I'm sure our four footed friend will cook that Fudd's goose But should you need some help from your bud Andrew Scott Stop by for some hot gel the kind that burns a lot. Please try any color, fire red or paraffin blue I'm sure any of my favorite waxes will due And when you're done cooking Fudd to a golden brown Stop by the 'Stute's kitchen, there's plenty to go around Bon appetite! |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL.....THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!  Always a pleasure Dr.Moose, Elmer and Andrew! |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
Now just a minute you fuwwy fweak Omnipotence is what you seek What makes you think you know so much You're compwetewy out of touch Once Wonald sees how you tweat me Undeniabwy misewabwy My guess is he'll take my side And you'll have no pwace weft to hide! Don't even think the "King of Cwayons" Emboldened by your cwazy pwan Makes a diffewence to me Eventualwy I will be fwee! Andwew Scott be well advised Not to pick on one my size Gweat things come in packages small When you cwoss pens with me You wisk wosing it all ! Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Good grief now he's after you ! One of us must see this through Only by acrostic means Dare we hope his clock to clean Luck be with you Andrew Scott Unless your words and crayons are hot Catastrophy will rule the day Knock him off without delay Know that I will guard your back In case he tries a sneak attack Now break out the "Big Box" I'm counting on you Godspeed and good fortune most valiant Andrew! [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-03-2000).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Loved that last line! Hell, I LIVE that last line! thanx for the validation! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Fudd had grown tired of hunting rabbit and duck Ulcers were all he caught, he felt like a big schmuck Decided to poach in the 'Stute for a quick meal Doctor Moose his pursuit he hoped to make a kill Silently through the halls and into the kitchen Tip toed the linguistically challenged bald munchkin Everything was looking fine but he was too slow When Andrew walked in and thought him a potato |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Wise words with some interesting replies  |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Andrew I see you are up to the task Not likely from me any help you will ask Do to Elmer as before unto you Really , I like a well seasoned stew Ever in trouble hesitate not We'll make some more room in the old stew pot! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Egad! A squat little bald spud! Looking much like that midget Fudd Moose, please hand me that there skinner Epicurean delights await Russet potato upon one's plate Sounds like a sure fire winner Parsley and sour cream on top Unlimited butter dollops Dang! That spud makes a fine dinner. [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 02-04-2000).] |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
I weft before the pwot could thicken Now your stew just tastes wike chicken You thwew me in a gweat big pot , with Okwa and cawwots and water hot Under the wid , the tempewature wose Roiwing and boiwing , I took off my cwothes Dancing on stilts made fwom celewy sticks,I Wifted the wid , and got out of there qwick! Ew! ,I'll get you wadio boy Andwew Scott , you should not toy, with Me , E. Fudd , though I'm soaking wet,know that I will get you yet! Shhh... be wewwy qwiet I'm pwotting my wevenge... < !signature--> Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh [This message has been edited by E.Fudd (edited 02-04-2000).] |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Guys, my sides are splitting!! More, more! Let the acrostic wars continue!!Denise |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
You've done well there "King of Crayons" Elmer had to change his plans Stopped him cold acrostically Without any help from me Even though he would not stew He met his match in you Andrew And had to l;eave without his clothes Very wet from head to toes Eventually he will be back And one of us he will attack Watchful we must ever be In his mind we're the enemy Never know where he'll strike next Nor what he'll say in hidden text Elmer really is quite sick Remember well his little trick Addendumb... I see since last I was here we now have O.P. #6 ...I wonder if the little mutant has figured it out yet? |
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gypsyqlt Member
since 2000-02-08
Posts 147Bradford,Vt USA |
To ALL, Well, i'm speechless, almost. That was terrific, all of it. Dr.Moose, im very impressed !. Jocelyn |
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