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Snoops (To make RG smile!)
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Snoops (To make RG smile!) |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Snoops has the poops, He’s behaving really rude He moans and lays around And blames me for the food Don’t remember what I fed him Could it be the fish Couldn’t be the caviar That’s his favorite dish Perhaps it was the omelet With sausage, peppers and such He ate only a few bites Really, it wasn’t much Perhaps it was the trifle The wicked beggar took Or maybe ‘twas the cheese tart On the shelf in yonder nook. Whatever caused this problem Has made me feel quite loopy For everytime I turn around Snoops is going poopie! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious!  Denise |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Bless you Sharon:..Sorry I have the tears...but now I have the smiles...hell, I'm on some kind of see saw..*g*...but you sure made me smile...love you for that alone...if only hearts had windows! HUSG Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
If hearts had windows, would little birdies sit on the sill and poop?  |
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cjs9853 Junior Member
since 1999-11-26
Posts 44smyrna, tn usa. |
so very cute  i am so glad you made rainbow girl laugh tonight bless you, |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL, Devine you're too much! You have one heck of a gift for making people laugh! Glad you could bring a smile to RG! <*\\\>< Where there is faith, there is love. Where there is love, there is peace. Where there is peace, there is GOD. Where there is GOD, there is no need. Hallmark |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL....not if they knew Snoops was watching and ready to catch them...yuk!!! I always try to save them...shucks Sharon...think fun not sad...ROFL..I've got the milk syringe out for them already...*g*....bless..ever had a Canadian Goose poop on your car??? new paintwork job and expensive...LOL HUSG Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
OK..I know I'm being sentimental but oh boy...my hearts shines with so much warmth...here I am scared, frightened and who comes out to make me smile, you and Caroline, my mail goes crazy and you know what...I wish I could touch you all the way you have me, made me feel less alone, the way you try to make me know I'm thought off: means so much! OK, I'm back to laughing now, cause I'm best at that.. Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Watch out below.......  [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 12-29-1999).] |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
PdV, this is really really sweet and cute, You did Well!! What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL...good one |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
LoL, well, you made more than RG smile =o) ~*~ Hell is not a place of fire and a devil with a tail and horns. But a place of torment because the light of God is gone. To escape this, accept the blood of Jesus Christ! ~*~ |
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U K Hero Member
since 1999-08-08
Posts 266England |
................................sorry laughing to much to comment. |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Oh PdV...this is GREAT! I know I laughed like a lunatic...ROTFLMAO (oh wait...I am a...uh never mind)  And RG---I'm telling you, its that curried chicken!!  ~*LOL*~Or maybe chocolate covered pretzels??? It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain |
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Paul Hoekman Member
since 1999-12-28
Posts 382Harwinton Ct. U>S>A> |
I'm all for deep thought provoking poetry, but as maybe you've found out I also enjoy this sort of **** to excuse the language and pun . Thanks, Paul |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
I thinks you shood quit feedin em leftovers. lucky |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
I'm glad you made RG laugh PvD, but I'm laughing too....still am ! RG, hang in there. HUGS ! PvD, Thanks ! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Snoops has the poops, So does poor Ms. Femme, Wonder if it's contagious, Has Snoops been in her litter box again? It's really bad feeling shi_tty, Maybe ya should call the sailor, He would take your young kitty, And cure his runs without failure. He says he loves to kick the sh_t, outta them kitties quite often, Snoops could be cleaned right out, (Or buried down deep in a coffin) I'm quite sure he'll be quite fine Just don't feed him no Toad in the Hole, Just give him a clear liquid diet, (that's what works for old Toe!) |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
Lolol...so cute PdV...And it looks like it worked Hey Rainbow....did you ever here the one about?....oops....guess I'll wait on this.. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
zero.....just passin' thru....mistake...deleted....confused..gone.....cute poem....Rainbow needs the smiles [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-22-2000).] |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Hey, can I smile too? Well, I am...LOL...too cute! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
THIS is guaranteed to many anyone smile - even that Toe! Glad it gave you a smile RG. Wonderful PDV!! K'Writing sharpens life; life enriches writing' Sylvia Plath |
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minime New Member
since 2000-01-26
Posts 8 |
=) loved the poem! very hillarious!!! |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
***Giggling merrily*** hehhehehe --Kess Full fathom five thy father lies, Of his bones are coral made, Those are pearls that were his eyes; Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange... --William Shakespeare, from The Tempest |
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