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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
Saw Tomb Raider today, starring Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft ... a beautiful young lady, all things considered, and very "well endowed" for being so enviably slim ... was actually wincing in pain at the end when she was running in slow motion – ouch! - let's just say that gravity was not being kind .... My point? I can't help but notice that more and more athletic, svelte actresses are coming up "well stacked," to use the vernacular. I mean, sure, SOME of them were doubtless blessed by the boob fairy, but the rest...? The rest have been ... ahem ... helped. Do I have something against breast augmentation? Not at all ... when taken in moderation, breasts can be very attractive ... but I can't help but think that all these busty ladies taking over Hollywood are giving the average woman a bit of a complex. I could go into teens and eating disorders here, but to be honest I don't want this to become a big "social" issue – so let's keep it shallow, shall we? My suggestion? A small addition to the credits: "No live animals or artificial mammaries were harmed in the making of this film." Or something like that ... maybe: "Body by Dow – please recycle where facilities exist" No? Too callous? Maybe we could just put an asterisk by the name of any actress who has been cosmetically altered ... Am I alone here? [This message has been edited by Skyfyre (edited 06-18-2001).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I am so upset. There's a "boob fairy"? Was there something I was supposed to leave under my pillow? Did NOT get the memo. AGAIN. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Well then - here's a subject that's uplifting... |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Not sure why this was moved here....but I think at least the Plastic Surgeon should be listed as a credit after the movie!!! |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
Karen, I think you were supposed to leave a wonderbra under the pillow ... in the size that you want! Nan, you must have seen this first thing in the morning, you poor thing ... did it go well with breakfast? Sharon -- I agree! At least then we (the average woman) would know who was doing the "real" work in Hollywood! Kinda like a reference, no? Linda |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
It does get a tad discouraging, when you know that you willl never in this lifetime, no matter how much you do A, B, or C, have that body. But hey, I have to admit it looks nice. Power to them, if they are happy with it. I'm not financially endowed either, so will never know |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
To be honest.....I have no problem with it.. |
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anonymousfemale Member Elite
since 2000-02-02
Posts 2797Limbo |
Of course you don't. Just because I hear voices doesn't mean I'm crazy...SHUT UP IN THERE!!! |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
catalinamoon: The nice thing about augmentations is that they are actually in just about anyone's price range now ... a "new and improved" bustline will set you back much less than the average down payment on a new car. The trouble with such accessibility is that often, women get the surgery without considering the future consequences (back trouble, posture problems, stretch marks ... not to mention being a wrinkled old granny with an oddly perky bust) -- and that's if you ignore the more serious risks of the obsolete silicone implants. I don't think they're necessarily a bad thing, but they definitely aren't for every woman. They are, for lack of a better word, a rather serious "commitment." Javier: Well, DUH. anonymous: Amen. LOL Linda |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Haha Oh c'mon.....now really.....I see all these HOT, SEXY, MUSCULAR MALES on tv and I don't really much think twice about it and there you gals are with "nice butt! yea yea *drool gasp stare*" So please, I mean it happens everywhere and with both sexes. Personally, I don't mind the big nana's cuz they look nice, grant it the woman's body is proportionally correct. |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
personally, I am naturally well endowed....too well if you ask me...ugh....pain, yes....back yep, and it really does hurt when men only look at them....not me....or they stare like they've never seen boobs before....it makes me feel so creepy and uncomfortable. It's not a compliment....it makes me feel dirty and makes me want to hide. But I do my best to ignore them.... and I can't wear big baggy sweatshirts in the summer time.....so I just deal with it...I wish I were smaller but I couldn't do a reduction surgery...unless I absolutely HAD to.......who knows...maybe in the next decade, I may have to |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LOL...first I DIDN'T have them....THEN I did... wish they'd go away again.... |
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